Funny joke I just heard

Nov 8, 2009 at 7:30 AM

Giggiddy
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why are you sad when your lady comes to bed in a Raiders jersey?

Cause you aint gonna score!

Nov 8, 2009 at 7:48 AM

Chief
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Originally posted by Giggiddy:
why are you sad when your lady comes to bed in a Raiders jersey?

Cause you aint gonna score!

She has good defense I guess..

[ Edited by Chief on Nov 8, 2009 at 07:49:59 ]

Nov 8, 2009 at 10:11 AM

fzrdave
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I'll use that one.

Nov 8, 2009 at 10:53 AM

YungAce
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yeah you will, all night because she's your opponent

Nov 8, 2009 at 10:54 AM

phatbutskinny
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Originally posted by YuNGaCE:
yeah you will, all night because she's your opponent

this

that joke doesn't make sense, wouldn't you score all day because you're scoring ON the raiders?

Nov 8, 2009 at 11:05 AM

GEEK
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Because Tom Cable already beat you to the "punch"

Nov 8, 2009 at 11:30 AM

LottOfDefense
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Originally posted by GEEK:
Because Tom Cable already beat you to the "punch"

that's hilarious

Nov 8, 2009 at 4:22 PM

HessianDud
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Originally posted by phatbutskinny:
Originally posted by YuNGaCE:
yeah you will, all night because she's your opponent

this

that joke doesn't make sense, wouldn't you score all day because you're scoring ON the raiders?

yeah, it should be:

Why are you sad when your lady gets in bed wearing a Raiders jersey?

Because she obviously has no intention of scoring.

Nov 8, 2009 at 6:36 PM

YungAce
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Originally posted by HessianDud:
Originally posted by phatbutskinny:
Originally posted by YuNGaCE:
yeah you will, all night because she's your opponent

this

that joke doesn't make sense, wouldn't you score all day because you're scoring ON the raiders?

yeah, it should be:

Why are you sad when your lady gets in bed wearing a Raiders jersey?

Because she obviously has no intention of scoring.

Nov 8, 2009 at 11:40 PM

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pantstickle
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Originally posted by HessianDud:
Originally posted by phatbutskinny:
Originally posted by YuNGaCE:
yeah you will, all night because she's your opponent

this

that joke doesn't make sense, wouldn't you score all day because you're scoring ON the raiders?

yeah, it should be:

Why are you sad when your lady gets in bed wearing a Raiders jersey?

Because she obviously has no intention of scoring.

But she does intend to roll over and let you do whatever you want.

Nov 9, 2009 at 7:10 AM

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HessianDud
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Originally posted by pantstickle:
Originally posted by HessianDud:
Originally posted by phatbutskinny:
Originally posted by YuNGaCE:
yeah you will, all night because she's your opponent

this

that joke doesn't make sense, wouldn't you score all day because you're scoring ON the raiders?

yeah, it should be:

Why are you sad when your lady gets in bed wearing a Raiders jersey?

Because she obviously has no intention of scoring.

But she does intend to roll over and let you do whatever you want.

yeah, see, there's just no good way to make this joke work.

Nov 9, 2009 at 9:32 AM

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pantstickle
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Originally posted by HessianDud:
Originally posted by pantstickle:
Originally posted by HessianDud:
Originally posted by phatbutskinny:
Originally posted by YuNGaCE:
yeah you will, all night because she's your opponent

this

that joke doesn't make sense, wouldn't you score all day because you're scoring ON the raiders?

yeah, it should be:

Why are you sad when your lady gets in bed wearing a Raiders jersey?

Because she obviously has no intention of scoring.

But she does intend to roll over and let you do whatever you want.

yeah, see, there's just no good way to make this joke work.

I think it only works if you're wearing the jersey. Then, you'll never score. And you might get raped. A raping you could easily fight off, but you're apathetic, because your brain makes weird decisions and dresses like an old woman.

Nov 9, 2009 at 9:37 AM

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Ninerjohn
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Originally posted by Giggiddy:
why are you sad when your lady comes to bed in a Raiders jersey?

Cause you aint gonna score!

Well hopefully it isnt because she looks like Al Davis. That would make me sad anyway.

Nov 9, 2009 at 10:30 AM

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Juniorminime
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Originally posted by GEEK:
Because Tom Cable already beat you to the "punch"

Nov 9, 2009 at 10:41 AM

#15

MadMartz
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How do you keep the Oakland Raiders out of your front yard?

Put up a goal post!