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  • ace2249
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My Mustard Man,

Give me some biscuits so I can sop up all that gravy.
NO SUCH THING!!! How many times do I have to reiterate that.

Disclaimer: This does not apply when referring to fat women. As long as the girl has a nice shape, there is no such thing as TOO MUCH booty. I have spoken.
[ Edited by LarryT1974 on Jun 8, 2007 at 11:04 AM ]
^^^None of that is too much booty. ^^^


Too much booty is obese booty. I was gonna post a pic, but I don't want to ruin the lovely that is above.


This might be too much. Let's stay away from the wrinkles and eventual folds of cellulite.
Originally posted by phiLthyphiL:


This might be too much. Let's stay away from the wrinkles and eventual folds of cellulite.


Sorry bro, I would beeeeeeeeeaaaaaatt it like a jackson vs lidell!!!
Originally posted by jaedensdad:
Originally posted by phiLthyphiL:


This might be too much. Let's stay away from the wrinkles and eventual folds of cellulite.


Sorry bro, I would beeeeeeeeeaaaaaatt it like a jackson vs lidell!!!

Shoot!!!! I would "Beat it" like Michael Jackson.



Shoot!!! I would even "Eat it" like Weird Al !!
[ Edited by StOnEy333 on Jun 8, 2007 at 11:20 AM ]
IMHO as a bootyologist, a BIG booty is fine as long as it doesn't belong to an obese woman. Here are some other key "booty" notes:

a)You must have more booty than stomach. The simple "mo butt than gut" theory

b) The booty must have a "round" shape...what's up with these women with the "V"- shaped, caved in a$$? You know, the a$$ that looks like somebody's been taking a 4x4 to it. No thanks.

c) A small waist and nice hips accentuate a nice a$$ more than anything.

d) No pimples, divets, craters, etc. (Aiight, maybe a crater here and there...it comes with the territoty sometimes)

e) Nothing makes a woman's walk more sexy than a nicely shaped a$$.

Please google "Elke the Stallion"...that would probably be my maximum (she's about 180-190 honestly), when you consider her figure and the amount of a$$ she has. It's big, but it's beautiful.
[ Edited by GiGalo9er on Jun 8, 2007 at 11:44 AM ]
Originally posted by GiGalo9er:
IMHO as a bootyologist, a BIG booty is fine as long as it doesn't belong to an obese woman. Here are some other key "booty" notes:

a)You must have more booty than gut.

b) The booty must have a "round" shape...what's up with these women with the "V"- shaped, caved in a$$? You know, the a$$ that looks like somebody's been taking a 4x4 to it. No thanks.

c) A small waist and nice hips accentuate a nice a$$ more than anything.

Please google "Elke the Stallion"...that would probably be my maximum (she's about 180-190 honestly), when you consider her figure and the amount of a$$ she has. It's big, but it's beautiful.




...... (that thong is under major strain right there!!!)
Originally posted by StOnEy333:
Originally posted by jaedensdad:
Originally posted by phiLthyphiL:


This might be too much. Let's stay away from the wrinkles and eventual folds of cellulite.


Sorry bro, I would beeeeeeeeeaaaaaatt it like a jackson vs lidell!!!

Shoot!!!! I would "Beat it" like Michael Jackson.



Shoot!!! I would even "Eat it" like Weird Al !!


Co-signed. I would smash that for days. Who is that Kiarra B, that booty is nice and big
Coco has the perfect booty...





Coco ain't all that fine, but he body is beyond reproach. I would tear that sh*t up and let my wife watch....well, maybe not that far...but I'd definitely consider it.
Originally posted by LarryT1974:
Coco ain't all that fine, but he body is beyond reproach. I would tear that sh*t up and let my wife watch....well, maybe not that far...but I'd definitely consider it.

You are right, her face isn't the greatest. But, her body is just incredible. She looks like she would take charge in bed and just be a complete freak.
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Originally posted by TruNinerFan:
Coco has the perfect booty...






Damn now that is a booty worthy of a pipe layer such as myself.
Originally posted by ace2249:
Originally posted by TruNinerFan:
Coco has the perfect booty...






Damn now that is a booty worthy of a pipe layer such as myself.


Ice T is the man!!!!! I wouldnt kick her out of bed!
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