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Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by dobophile:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by TheSixthRing:
Originally posted by AmpLee:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by dobophile:
The rest of the guys I draft will be expendable goons who will injure the best players on all your teams.



Can I draft Karl Malone's elbows?

I got dibs on Carl Landry's teeth.

Then I draft Kermit Washington's fists.

Nice. Instead of Malone's elbows, I'll take the Clipper's court.

I'll Michael Cage's sweat and soul-glo. Turn the court into a slip n' slide.


photoshop opportunity

Jigga.

Hmmm...I like AC Green's curl better. *doing the robot*
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by dobophile:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by TheSixthRing:
Originally posted by AmpLee:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by dobophile:
The rest of the guys I draft will be expendable goons who will injure the best players on all your teams.



Can I draft Karl Malone's elbows?

I got dibs on Carl Landry's teeth.

Then I draft Kermit Washington's fists.

Nice. Instead of Malone's elbows, I'll take the Clipper's court.

I'll Michael Cage's sweat and soul-glo. Turn the court into a slip n' slide.


photoshop opportunity

Jigga.

Hmmm...I like AC Green's curl better. *doing the robot*

That made me laugh out loud at work.

AC's wasn't nearly as juicy as John Shaft's.

Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by dobophile:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by TheSixthRing:
Originally posted by AmpLee:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by dobophile:
The rest of the guys I draft will be expendable goons who will injure the best players on all your teams.



Can I draft Karl Malone's elbows?

I got dibs on Carl Landry's teeth.

Then I draft Kermit Washington's fists.

Nice. Instead of Malone's elbows, I'll take the Clipper's court.

I'll Michael Cage's sweat and soul-glo. Turn the court into a slip n' slide.


photoshop opportunity

Jigga.

Hmmm...I like AC Green's curl better. *doing the robot*

That made me laugh out loud at work.

AC's wasn't nearly as juicy as John Shaft's.


LOL Cage had some serious shoulders. I wonder if he went to the activator bottle at halftime...?

I'll be AC, if you play Rambis. Nutters, goggles, hairy armpits, the whole bit.
*gasp* Michael Cage was the inspiration behind Martin Lawrence's "Jerome" character????

We need a side-by-side photo comparison...
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by dobophile:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by TheSixthRing:
Originally posted by AmpLee:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by dobophile:
The rest of the guys I draft will be expendable goons who will injure the best players on all your teams.



Can I draft Karl Malone's elbows?

I got dibs on Carl Landry's teeth.

Then I draft Kermit Washington's fists.

Nice. Instead of Malone's elbows, I'll take the Clipper's court.

I'll Michael Cage's sweat and soul-glo. Turn the court into a slip n' slide.


photoshop opportunity

Jigga.

Hmmm...I like AC Green's curl better. *doing the robot*

That made me laugh out loud at work.

AC's wasn't nearly as juicy as John Shaft's.


LOL Cage had some serious shoulders. I wonder if he went to the activator bottle at halftime...?

I'll be AC, if you play Rambis. Nutters, goggles, hairy armpits, the whole bit.

If you're ever in LA for Halloween...

Best. Duo. Ever.

Kurt Rambis always looked like Super Accountant turned NBA Pro Baller. I chuckle a little everytime I see his picture.
One more pick till I pick
So do your teams duke it out after ?
The Detroit Pistons select - Antoine Walker
Originally posted by Fincham11:
The Detroit Pistons select - Antoine Walker

Originally posted by Fincham11:
The Detroit Pistons select - Antoine Walker

He was on my list. I like Walker. Jokes aside, he was a good scorer, rebounded solidly, and he could act as a point forward. Plus he hits the 3. In his better years, he was a very good player.
The Charlotte Bobcats select:

Derek Harper or Penny's right arm?
Originally posted by TheSixthRing:
Derek Harper or Penny's right arm?

Derek Harper lol.
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