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Jan 8, 2010 at 10:02 AM
Originally posted by AmpLee:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by dobophile:
The rest of the guys I draft will be expendable goons who will injure the best players on all your teams.



Can I draft Karl Malone's elbows?

I got dibs on Carl Landry's teeth.

Then I draft Kermit Washington's fists.
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Jan 8, 2010 at 10:03 AM
Originally posted by TheSixthRing:
Originally posted by AmpLee:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by dobophile:
The rest of the guys I draft will be expendable goons who will injure the best players on all your teams.



Can I draft Karl Malone's elbows?

I got dibs on Carl Landry's teeth.

Then I draft Kermit Washington's fists.

Nice. Instead of Malone's elbows, I'll take the Clipper's court.
Jan 8, 2010 at 10:04 AM
Originally posted by dobophile:
This experience should hammer home the insignificance of individual statistics. According to a stat simulator, Bruce Bowen would have been a totally useless waste of space. But on a real team, he's an incredible asset.

And it also really puts into perspective those gaudy stats from the "bent-over-dribble-with-dominant-hand-in-front-of-you" era.

That's a great description.
Jan 8, 2010 at 10:05 AM
  • TX9R
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Originally posted by AmpLee:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by dobophile:
The rest of the guys I draft will be expendable goons who will injure the best players on all your teams.



Can I draft Karl Malone's elbows?

I got dibs on Carl Landry's teeth.

You'll just foul out (man that works on so many levels). Apparently teeth can foul someone.
Jan 8, 2010 at 10:06 AM
  • dman
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Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by dobophile:
This experience should hammer home the insignificance of individual statistics. According to a stat simulator, Bruce Bowen would have been a totally useless waste of space. But on a real team, he's an incredible asset.

And it also really puts into perspective those gaudy stats from the "bent-over-dribble-with-dominant-hand-in-front-of-you" era.

That's a great description.

Ya Im kind of not sure how we should build these teams: Using just stats and the wahtif database? Or how feel our team will actually perform together on the floor?

Plus some of these guys that put up numbers in the 50's would get crushed by the role players of today.
Jan 8, 2010 at 10:09 AM
  • dman
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Originally posted by AmpLee:
Originally posted by dman:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by dobophile:
This experience should hammer home the insignificance of individual statistics. According to a stat simulator, Bruce Bowen would have been a totally useless waste of space. But on a real team, he's an incredible asset.

And it also really puts into perspective those gaudy stats from the "bent-over-dribble-with-dominant-hand-in-front-of-you" era.

That's a great description.

Ya Im kind of not sure how we should build these teams: Using just stats and the wahtif database? Or how feel our team will actually perform together on the floor?

Plus some of these guys that put up numbers in the 50's would get crushed by the role players of today.

What are you talking about? Neil Johnston would be dunking all over Dwight Howard.

Seriously dude, I mean my SF (Lebron) is bigger than many hall of fame centers.
Jan 8, 2010 at 10:09 AM
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Originally posted by dman:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by dobophile:
This experience should hammer home the insignificance of individual statistics. According to a stat simulator, Bruce Bowen would have been a totally useless waste of space. But on a real team, he's an incredible asset.

And it also really puts into perspective those gaudy stats from the "bent-over-dribble-with-dominant-hand-in-front-of-you" era.

That's a great description.

Ya Im kind of not sure how we should build these teams: Using just stats and the wahtif database? Or how feel our team will actually perform together on the floor?

Plus some of these guys that put up numbers in the 50's would get crushed by the role players of today.

Personal preference I guess. Me, I've been building thinking of how players would actually fit as a team in a complimentary way. I would think a team of all star scorerers wouldn't be that good because they'd all dominate the ball and play little defense. You know, like the real all star game.
Jan 8, 2010 at 10:10 AM
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by TheSixthRing:
Originally posted by AmpLee:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by dobophile:
The rest of the guys I draft will be expendable goons who will injure the best players on all your teams.



Can I draft Karl Malone's elbows?

I got dibs on Carl Landry's teeth.

Then I draft Kermit Washington's fists.

Nice. Instead of Malone's elbows, I'll take the Clipper's court.

That's a steal. Even at the # 1 pick, that's a steal.
Jan 8, 2010 at 10:10 AM
Originally posted by dman:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by dobophile:
This experience should hammer home the insignificance of individual statistics. According to a stat simulator, Bruce Bowen would have been a totally useless waste of space. But on a real team, he's an incredible asset.

And it also really puts into perspective those gaudy stats from the "bent-over-dribble-with-dominant-hand-in-front-of-you" era.

That's a great description.

Ya Im kind of not sure how we should build these teams: Using just stats and the wahtif database? Or how feel our team will actually perform together on the floor?

Plus some of these guys that put up numbers in the 50's would get crushed by the role players of today.

I think it's really whatever you want, it's not like the whatif simulator really settles anything. In the first 3 rounds I picked guys that were both statistically dominant and that I was happy with in a "real life" sense, but after that I couldn't pick some of the guys that it was recommending. But if someone wants to build their teams off of pure stats, that's cool too.
Jan 8, 2010 at 10:12 AM
Amp, that pic is fantastic.
Jan 8, 2010 at 10:12 AM
Originally posted by dobophile:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by TheSixthRing:
Originally posted by AmpLee:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by dobophile:
The rest of the guys I draft will be expendable goons who will injure the best players on all your teams.



Can I draft Karl Malone's elbows?

I got dibs on Carl Landry's teeth.

Then I draft Kermit Washington's fists.

Nice. Instead of Malone's elbows, I'll take the Clipper's court.

I'll Michael Cage's sweat and soul-glo. Turn the court into a slip n' slide.


photoshop opportunity
Jan 8, 2010 at 10:12 AM
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by dobophile:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by TheSixthRing:
Originally posted by AmpLee:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by dobophile:
The rest of the guys I draft will be expendable goons who will injure the best players on all your teams.



Can I draft Karl Malone's elbows?

I got dibs on Carl Landry's teeth.

Then I draft Kermit Washington's fists.

Nice. Instead of Malone's elbows, I'll take the Clipper's court.

I'll Michael Cage's sweat and soul-glo. Turn the court into a slip n' slide.


photoshop opportunity

Jigga.
Jan 8, 2010 at 10:14 AM
Michael Cage's nickname was John Shaft, because his name sounded like a movie character, and John Shaft was a blaxploitation version of James Bond. That's one of my favorite b-ball nicknames.
Jan 8, 2010 at 10:15 AM
Originally posted by TX9R:
Originally posted by AmpLee:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by dobophile:
The rest of the guys I draft will be expendable goons who will injure the best players on all your teams.



Can I draft Karl Malone's elbows?

I got dibs on Carl Landry's teeth.

You'll just foul out (man that works on so many levels). Apparently teeth can foul someone.

Well, yeah. Ask any of Marv Albert's mistresses.
Jan 8, 2010 at 11:21 AM
Fincham11 is on the clock
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