You know...

fropwns · 2024-11-25T10:20:12-08:00

I thought about posting an originally title thread, such as "We suck" or "We are not a very good football team", but I figured with the growing number of posts that are saying this that it would be lost in the wash. Look, dudes and dudettes. When you have been on the Zone for over twenty years, and a fan even longer, you recognize a down season when you see one. You also know that change is coming. How deep of a change is yet to be determined, but at min, we will be firing a DC and ST coach. And likely will be going younger, and maybe, FOR f**k'S SAKE, WE WILL GET SERIOUS ABOUT THE GAWD DAMN O-LINE , D-LINE, AND ADD ANOTHER PASS RUSHER. OH, AND A RUN STUFFING MONSTER THAT ENVELOPS THE SUN. You know? The little things that make championship teams go. And while I am at it, we should think about maybe, just maybe, rotating CMC with Mason or IG or the level 95 running back that SunDevil has on NCAA College Football because, I dunno, MAYBE BECAUSE BILATERAL ACHILLES INJURIES DO NOT JUST MAGICALLY GO AWAY AND WHEN YOU HAVE A DUDE THAT IS CLEARLY NOT THERE, REGARDLESS OF WHAT HE DID LAST f**kING YEAR, THAT YOU ROTATE THAT DUDE WITH YOUNGER DUDES WHO HAVE SHOWN A LITTLE SOMETHIN', SOMETHIN', YOU FEEL ME? Anyway, with the holidays just around the corner, I just wanted to say... WHAT THE ENTIRE f**k, DEEBO? WE LOVE YOU AROUND THESE PARTS! BUT YOU, AIN'T, YOU! YES, YOU HAD A HELLUVA A PLAY WIPED OFF THE BOOKS...again. BUT YOU ARE THE DUDE, YOU CAN'T LET BALLS GO THROUGH YOUR HANDS THAT ARE INTERCEPTED. I WANT YOU TO CONSIDER THAT YOU HAVE MADE T.O., OWENS FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHOSE TAKES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A BIT, shall we say, SPICY, A VOICE OF REASON?!?!?!? That we all should be thankful for what... IN THE TOTAL HELL HAPPENED TO THE DEFENSE? WHO BROKE FRED? WHO BROKE ALL OF IT? HOW IN DEE HELLLLLLA, DID WE GET THIS BAD? INJURIES? THE SUPER BOWL LOSS? THE ERAS TOUR? WHOSE f**kING FAULT IS IT? IS IT SAM? SURE, HE IS NAMED AFTER A TASTY BREAD, BUT THE f**k, SAM? GET WITH THE TIMES. MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL YOU BAGUETTE BILL BECAUSE WE NEED BAGS TO BARF IN AND TO COVER OUR HEADS IN SHAME. JESUS, WE TRAVEL SO WELL PEOPLE WOULD THINK THE BROWNS' FAN BASE HAD GROWN. AND WHY ARE THERE 24 PEOPLE ON THE FIELD?!?!?! DO WE HAVE A BAND NOW? THE HELL? What I meant to say was...KYLE. You don't get caps. You do not deserve them. What the hell, dude? You are responsible for this s**t show. You picked them. You have to own it. I ain't saying it isn't hard to go back to the playoffs after losing. It is damn hard. And I am grateful for what you have done. But with you, either we are flyin' or we are dyin'. We dead, dude. We dead. You need to fix the problems and then maybe, just maybe, fix the big one, which is you. It might be time to get an OC that is more that a glorified clipboard holder. It might be time to get a DC who you really trust or, maybe, better yet, one that pushes you on your philosophy. Look, I believe you will win a title, but I have serious doubts it will be here. I have always believed your career arc would take you elsewhere. You were once a ball boy for the team, so I know this s**t is personal. But, you need to coach like a coach that knows he can win, not like the ball boy dreaming of winning. It is in you. Please, for the love of god, shut me up and go do it. In the end, it is just a game. It is just a sport, and what matters, regardless of what comes next, in and out of football, is that we are alive. I am grateful for that. Also, I miss Carl Weathers. I need Chubbs to tell me it will be okay, but he ain't here. So, I will say it for us. It will be okay. I just don't know when. I am Fropwns, twenty years strong.

You know...

Nov 25, 2024 at 11:48 AM

KeepRabbitsOut
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Happy Gilmour feels you man.

Nov 25, 2024 at 12:18 PM

Montana
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I love your posts

Haha The Eras Tour and Baguette Bill

I agree with most of what you said, I still think Kyle can win one here. It would be weird AF if he didn't. We just had a cluster cluck of crap happen in a short period of time. Kinda started with our 1st pick getting shot and our entitled players not wanting to show up for camp. Early training camp injuries and it just went downhill from there. Really downhill. I still, of course, believe in Brock and hope he isn't injured srsly (again) before he gets his trophy(ies). It would be a damn shame. Our shining players have aged-or something-in the last couple years but we still have some talent. I agree about Kyle--trophy is his for the taking, just has to go and get it. He has much respect around the league..he will get his one day. And we are the f**king 49ers!!! We will be back, we will overcome adversity and get the Six. Let's get this done in Santa Clara Kyle, it would be a great time to shine and lift that baby up for the Bay and silence those of us who b***hed and complained during the time of being a top SB contender for years lol. All that said, f**k them Cowboys, f**k them Seahawks, Rams, Eagles and KC always and forever!!!

Your loving and whining fan at times since '88

-"Montana" lol

[ Edited by Montana on Nov 25, 2024 at 12:28 PM ]

Nov 25, 2024 at 12:40 PM

49Fever
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Right now there is only one medicine : stop watching this embarassement of a team !
Try it once and you'll approve it for the remainder of the season !
I started this week and i already feel much better

Nov 25, 2024 at 1:01 PM

Wagga49er
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Love me some fropwns. Thanks for the post(s). Few things to look forward to, football-wise, after a loss.

Nov 27, 2024 at 1:27 PM

fropwns
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And now we know about Fred and what has been wrong. Shut him down if we are out.

Nov 27, 2024 at 4:24 PM

BP13
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I like the carl weathers theme here. shoulda added one from Predator though. Still good though