The Fro'th of July 2017 Spectacular!!!

fropwns · 2017-03-28T18:54:02-07:00

Introduction: A quiet evening in the WRATHman household. Little Wrath is listening to a story from his father, WRATHman... WRATH: This story is about adventure!!! You'll love it. I love it. Breaking the fourth wall and pointing to the audience. They'll love it. It has everything. Romance, swordplay, and not the kind that you pay a lot of money to see on the internet, either. We are talking swashbuckling Three Musketeers-type of s**t. It has all of your webzone heroes. It has everything...everything! Vomit Machine (aka "The Kid"): And furthermore,I saw the F'ing teaser, man. The teaser clearly showed the main character of Airplane: The Movie relating a story to people. This scene is from The Princess Bride. A great f**king movie, do not get me wrong, but this ain't right. Check your script. WRATH: Alright, alright, keep your shirt on. I'll check it. Checks his script... Kid: Impatient. He interrupts. It is about the Raiders! WRATH: Stunned. A Fropwns' post. About the Raiders?....Let's ask Lawrence from Office Space. Lawrence: Besides, it is about Pirates! Vomit Machine: Awwww, but I wanted it to be about the downfall of the Raiders. It isn't fair. WRATH:. Now shaddup. This story is about Pirates. And another thing, s**t can that Bear's shirt, eh? Fropwns Entertainment(TM) VA: Hey, boy! Yes, you. Come er'! Young webzoner: Oy. What is it? VA: Has ye ever heard the tale? Young webzoner: The tale of what, ye old dog? VA: The tale of the Fro.... Tito the Delivery Guy Studios(TM) Young webzoner: Aye, so what of him? No one knows his location...Some say he is on an island all to himself. VA: Nay, lad. That was last year. "You Bet Against the Wrong Horse" Productions(TM)Presents: VA: This year he is back. And the story is about pirates!

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Jul 4, 2017 at 9:17 PM

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mayo49
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Your a sick puppy, fro.

Jul 4, 2017 at 10:00 PM

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KeepRabbitsOut
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Extraordinary stuff Wrath!

Happy Independence Day from Downunder.

Jul 5, 2017 at 4:16 AM

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Willisfn4life
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Fro...I don't know what the hell I just read. I just know your the man.

Jul 5, 2017 at 6:23 AM

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Sanfran_chrisco
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what the f**k are you talking about?

Jul 5, 2017 at 6:48 AM

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Willisfn4life
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Originally posted by defenderDX:
what the f**k are you talking about?

Jul 5, 2017 at 7:06 AM

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evil
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Originally posted by defenderDX:
what the f**k are you talking about?

Jul 5, 2017 at 10:36 AM

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