49ers Head Coach Kyle Shanahan Thread

Originally posted by Montana:

Originally posted by BP13:
Coach is gonna look badass with a giant scar on his face. also hope he rocks the shades and mustache on the sideline week 1 in Aus.
Get well soon Coach!!

This might be what finally gets us the Six, HC is gunna be fearless now

It's possible the concussion makes him run the ball more with 10 point leads

For some reason when I first heard about the crash, I immediately assumed Dr Ell was somehow involved....

Originally posted by BP13:
For some reason when I first heard about the crash, I immediately assumed Dr Ell was somehow involved....

Originally posted by blizzuntz:
It's possible the concussion makes him run the ball more with 10 point leads

Turns hyper aggressive on 4th downs.

also reported that the other driver, a 21-year-old woman operating a blue 2025 Mercedes-Benz GLC 300, was determined to be at fault after swerving into Shanahan's lane, resulting in a head-on collision.

So, the folks who live in that area that know these roads....what's the assumption here? I mean from reading that it seems she went straight at him as if this were the film The Happening.

I mean Kyle was reported on his phone....but you would think she would have been too, for this kind of accident to happen. They say it was head-on. So it doesn't look like it was at an intersection.

Anyway there are cameras on a Teslas, so we'll see.

I'll say though what does this say about Teslas that Kyle had these kinds of injuries, and the girl in the Mercedes was injury free. Also I'm curious about Tesla's collision avoidance features... I would think it would at least avoid a straight head-on collision. Maybe the side of the front would get impacted, after turning a bit.

about her car though.. 2025 GLC 300

Included features....and the optional features, I'm guessing she didn't get this one.

PRE-SAFE® & PRE-SAFE® Sound: Tightens seatbelts, closes windows, and emits a pink-noise tone to protect ears if a crash or rollover looks likely. [1, 2]

ATTENTION ASSIST®: Monitors driver behavior patterns for signs of drowsiness. [1, 2]

Optional Driver Assistance Package Additions

PRE-SAFE® PLUS / Impulse Side: Prepares the cabin for rear impacts or mitigates side-collision forces. [1]
Active Lane Keeping / Lane Change Assist: Automatically steers or guides the vehicle safely into adjacent lanes. [1]
Evasive Steering Assist: Helps you smoothly steer around a sudden pedestrian or obstacle. [1]
Active Distance Assist DISTRONIC: Maintains adaptive spacing and speed control in heavy traffic or on highways. [1, 2, 3]

Originally posted by BP13:
For some reason when I first heard about the crash, I immediately assumed Dr Ell was somehow involved....

Bad driving females in BMWs can like message boards too.

Originally posted by Afrikan:

also reported that the other driver, a 21-year-old woman operating a blue 2025 Mercedes-Benz GLC 300, was determined to be at fault after swerving into Shanahan's lane, resulting in a head-on collision.

So, the folks who live in that area that know these roads....what's the assumption here? I mean from reading that it seems she went straight at him as if this were the film The Happening.

I mean Kyle was reported on his phone....but you would think she would have been too, for this kind of accident to happen. They say it was head-on. So it doesn't look like it was at an intersection.

Anyway there are cameras on a Teslas, so we'll see.

I'll say though what does this say about Teslas that Kyle had these kinds of injuries, and the girl in the Mercedes was injury free. Also I'm curious about Tesla's collision avoidance features... I would think it would at least avoid a straight head-on collision. Maybe the side of the front would get impacted, after turning a bit.

about her car though.. 2025 GLC 300

Included features....and the optional features, I'm guessing she didn't get this one.

PRE-SAFE® & PRE-SAFE® Sound: Tightens seatbelts, closes windows, and emits a pink-noise tone to protect ears if a crash or rollover looks likely. [1, 2]

ATTENTION ASSIST®: Monitors driver behavior patterns for signs of drowsiness. [1, 2]

Optional Driver Assistance Package Additions

PRE-SAFE® PLUS / Impulse Side: Prepares the cabin for rear impacts or mitigates side-collision forces. [1]
Active Lane Keeping / Lane Change Assist: Automatically steers or guides the vehicle safely into adjacent lanes. [1]
Evasive Steering Assist: Helps you smoothly steer around a sudden pedestrian or obstacle. [1]
Active Distance Assist DISTRONIC: Maintains adaptive spacing and speed control in heavy traffic or on highways. [1, 2, 3]

The last Mercedes i had , had the active lane keeping assist and you can turn it off and you can over ride it by steering against the corrective pull .

why anyone would do either of those is beyond me.

most likely they didn't have it at all.

Originally posted by blizzuntz:

First image of Kyle Shanahan recovering in the hospital after his accident has been released: pic.twitter.com/s43m8H6fM3

— East Bay Chris (@EastBayChris) July 28, 2026

lol

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Originally posted by blizzuntz:

First image of Kyle Shanahan recovering in the hospital after his accident has been released: pic.twitter.com/s43m8H6fM3

— East Bay Chris (@EastBayChris) July 28, 2026

I thought his wife would be a little younger…

Originally posted by 49ersRing:

Originally posted by blizzuntz:

First image of Kyle Shanahan recovering in the hospital after his accident has been released: pic.twitter.com/s43m8H6fM3

— East Bay Chris (@EastBayChris) July 28, 2026

I thought his wife would be a little younger…

Lol

i just read Shanny got hit by the other car when the 21 yo was making a dangerous left Turn .

Left turns yield to everyone unless there is a green left signal .

Aww s**t. I don't like the way this is starting to smell. We do not need drama around here and yet, unbeknownst to me as to why we do it, we must be embroiled in it any f**king way.

Wait so Kyle admitted fault, but the police report said the other girl was at fault?

S**t is getting weird.