Alright. My first regular season game of NFL. I f**king love this game! (except the ad breaks, they're the
Milhouse of sports on TV) I was so freaking hype going in that I was sure I'd over sold myself on it and was going to be disappointed. I wasn't.
(non game related stuff)
I decided to follow the advice of several of the Vets here on the 'zone, and stayed clear of this place for game day post kickoff and much of the following day. As much as I could. It was tough. Visiting NN a lot helped some, but it's no replacement for the 'zone, and besides which, I [site decorum] hate their [site decorum] rules about [site decorum] profanity. A quick peek into the Hayne thread shows the warning was somewhat waranted but in the future I think I'll be risking it, because obvious trolls are obvious.
I loved, loved, loved the
Aussie live blog of the game over at The Guardian Australia, and the US reaction to it. For those wondering, that's pretty much how we discuss sports amongst ourselves. I found myself reading it in
Shooter Williamson's voice, it made it even funnier.
And onto the game...
Hayne (to get it out of the way)
The muff. Whelp. That happened. I feel bad for saying it, but I was actually GLAD that happened. Too much hype, we love him, but he's human and he's gonna f**k up sometimes. I wish it hadn't happened on his first ever regular season touch, but I'm glad it happened, and that it happened early.
Own it.
Fix it.
Move on.
(I love Jimmy T!)
Looked... decent as backup RB. Made some effective blocks in pass protection, albeit slightly awkward looking ones. This was an area I was concerned about going in, so I loved that he got to show his progress! Had one really nice run through heavy traffic too, which had as yet not been his strength. To me, he looked and moved the way I envision a RB looking and moving. Overall I'd say a decent showing. 3.25 YPC, IIRC. I understand that's considered decent? Not, you know, great or anything, but decent. A nice step to make the first man miss on one of his receptions was nice to see as well.
Over all, I was content with how it went for him.
Penalties
So many yellow flags, almost like watching Fomula1! Need to clean that up a bit, it seemed to kill the momentum of good drives so many times. Better in the second half. Better, not good.
Offensive Line
It seemed like Kaep had all the time in the world in the pocket! Gaps opening for rushers everywhere! I saw no sign of this OL weakness I've been hearing about these past months. A lot of TE work up on the line to support them can't have hurt, but man, I thought they looked formidable.
Carlos Motherf**king Hyde
I have no words. Wow.
Kaep
Looked comfortable. Looked in control. Took a hit that would have killed a lesser man like it was nothing. Couldn't seem to connect deep, or from the red zone, but otherwise I loved his play. I'd rather watch him play any day than I would one of the big name elites like Soft Balls Brady or Ol' Man Manning.
Defence
Our DL looked like they were moving their OL at will. Our LBs were every f**king where. Sacks. Sacks, sacks, sacks.
Bowman is the f**king man. In preseason he stood clear as the best man on the field, this time around he was surrounded by guys who had raised themselves up to high bar he sets. Still my favourite on the field, but oh so many were so very, very good.
Brock's interception. Stellar. Should have taken it to the house though, looked like he didn't realise he could just book it and run when he ran out of blockers.
Bethea looked impossible to beat. Tartt likewise impressive.
Maybe I'm just not a sophisticated enough NFL viewer yet, but I couldn't see anything in the D that I didn't like.
Returns
Didn't see as much of this as I would have liked, but Ellington looked to clearly be the better man on the night. Honestly I think it's my favourite phase of the game, most likely due to it being the most like what I'm used to watching.
The US sports media
Can all go get f**ked.
Looking for articles shortly after the game made me mad as hell. I can't find it now, but one of the first articles I read described it as one of the worst played games in NFL history. Others said we were lucky to win. Most could only focus on what Vikings should have done to beat us. No love for the Niners. Well f**k you they're my team and they won and I wanna hear you admit you were wrong about them.
I feel like I should have to have gone through the bad times to call myself Faithful, but I definitely bleed Red and Gold.