Originally posted by verb1der:
A head coach needs to be a real leader of men whille JT is just a yes man.
While we're throwing around baseless accusations...
- I heard JT taught Cosby how to roofie women
- I heard he diddled with Sandusky
- I heard he fought for Hitler and the Nazis
- I heard he forced the pills down Heath Ledger and Philip Seymore Hoffman's throats
- His favorite movie is Hotel Rwanda, for the LOLs
- I heard he came up with the first spam email
- The fiasco of the 2000 election was his way of trolling Florida via manipulating ballots and voter fraud
- He went back in time and invented castration
- I heard he once poached panda bears in China
- I heard he kicked Rosa Parks off the bus
- He caused the premature cancelation of Police Squad 33 years ago
- I heard that John Wilkes Booth was his BFF and shot Lincoln based on JT's dare
- The Inquisition is his favorite bedtime story for his kids
[ Edited by captveg on Jun 20, 2015 at 10:52 PM ]