Originally posted by CleffedUp:
Restaurant owners pay Patrick Willis to eat breakfast at home. Nothing can scramble near Patrick Willis.
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Aug 17, 2009 at 4:18 PM
- XAnGeLicDiAbLoX
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Aug 17, 2009 at 7:31 PM
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Originally posted by NinerGold39:
Patrick Willis always has sex on the first date.
Always.
Young man, Patrick Willis gets invited back.
Aug 17, 2009 at 7:37 PM
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Patrick Willis doesnt wear condoms. His sperm break through the protection and sack the egg for a loss of yards
Aug 17, 2009 at 7:37 PM
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Originally posted by backontop:
Patrick Willis can sign Michael Crabtree to his rookie contract
Lol this is funny.
Aug 17, 2009 at 7:39 PM
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Aug 19, 2009 at 12:13 PM
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I still can't believe Willis was hurt during a collision with M. Rob. But then again, we are talking about M. Rob. Dude just knocked off a Raiders helmet on a collision block today.
Aug 19, 2009 at 12:24 PM
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Originally posted by backontop:
Patrick Willis doesnt wear condoms. His sperm break through the protection and sack the egg for a loss of yards
Aug 19, 2009 at 12:28 PM
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Originally posted by billybonka:
this freakin tripped me out, i thought my computer was possesed for a second
Aug 19, 2009 at 12:37 PM
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I would like to see Patrick Willis jump in the Black Hole and clean that hole up.
Aug 19, 2009 at 1:23 PM
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Patrick Willis once looked at a Raider fan. The very next day that Raider fan was sporting red and gold and had class
Aug 19, 2009 at 1:50 PM
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Originally posted by backontop:
Patrick Willis once looked at a Raider fan. The very next day that Raider fan was sporting red and gold and had class
Haha! Nice.
Aug 20, 2009 at 7:40 AM
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As a boy, Patrick Willis was informed of a Lochness Monster sighting. So, being a curious boy, he went to have a look for himself...
NOBODY has seen the monster since.
NOBODY has seen the monster since.
Aug 20, 2009 at 1:26 PM
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A study was recently done on young children where they were asked to draw a picture of what they thought was the scariest thing in the world. The study concluded that 1% of the childred said that their parents getting a divorce was the scariest thing. The other 99% said Patrick Willis.
Aug 20, 2009 at 2:03 PM
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After John Clayton spoke with Patrick Willis, he accidentally touched Willis sweat.
Meet John Clayton, the after:
Meet John Clayton, the after:
Aug 20, 2009 at 8:41 PM
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How about the fact that he's become the meanest mother f**ker in the league!