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Patrick Willis Facts
Aug 11, 2009 at 8:53 AM
- GoldenIowa49er
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Patrick Willis can bake delicious cakes.....using only gravel
Aug 11, 2009 at 8:57 AM
- Norcal9erfan
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Originally posted by NinerGold39:
Patrick Willis would kick Matt Leinart's ass!
LMFAO!
Aug 11, 2009 at 7:37 PM
- backontop
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Patrick Willis can sign Michael Crabtree to his rookie contract
Aug 11, 2009 at 8:42 PM
- chico49erfan
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Originally posted by backontop:
Patrick Willis can sign Michael Crabtree to his rookie contract
ha nice
Aug 11, 2009 at 9:05 PM
- njninersfan420
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Originally posted by backontop:Originally posted by njninersfan420:
patrick willis ate mike tysons children.
thats not cool considering that Mike Tyson's 3 year old daughter died last month from a freak accident.
i forgot about that, but that had nothing to do with it. tyson threatned to eat evander hollyfields children once.
Aug 11, 2009 at 9:32 PM
- spencer36
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Originally posted by bayarealuv:
patrick willis once made ronnie lott cry..
if p-willie was a entourage character.. he would be ari gold
lott does not cry...im sorry
Aug 12, 2009 at 12:59 PM
- Joecool
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Patrick Willis never needs a remote control.
Aug 12, 2009 at 2:19 PM
- adrenaline
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Originally posted by Joecool:
Patrick Willis never needs a remote control.
the TV turns the channel by itself because its afraid of getting tackled?
Aug 12, 2009 at 2:21 PM
- backontop
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Originally posted by adrenaline:Originally posted by Joecool:
Patrick Willis never needs a remote control.
the TV turns the channel by itself because its afraid of getting tackled?
becuse he has enslaved Matt Leinert and he does the channel changing for him?
Aug 12, 2009 at 7:02 PM
- CleffedUp
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Restaurant owners pay Patrick Willis to eat breakfast at home. Nothing can scramble near Patrick Willis.
Patrick Willis waters his lawn with a hose. Rain can't get past Patrick Willis.
When Patrick Willis was born he busted out, knocked over the doctor trying to catch him, ran down the hall, and tackled a patient with a kidney stone because someone said he was about to pass.
Patrick Willis is recognized by the United Nations as a terrorist organization.
There have been no earthquakes in San Francisco since 2006. Nothing shakes Patrick Willis.
Patrick Willis waters his lawn with a hose. Rain can't get past Patrick Willis.
When Patrick Willis was born he busted out, knocked over the doctor trying to catch him, ran down the hall, and tackled a patient with a kidney stone because someone said he was about to pass.
Patrick Willis is recognized by the United Nations as a terrorist organization.
There have been no earthquakes in San Francisco since 2006. Nothing shakes Patrick Willis.
Aug 17, 2009 at 10:28 AM
- 49erFan
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I love this thread. 
Patrick Willis can make the QB throw a ball into the air... And MISS!
Patrick Willis can make the QB throw a ball into the air... And MISS!
Aug 17, 2009 at 10:34 AM
- Joecool
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Patrick Willis recorded 5 tackles Friday. 
Aug 17, 2009 at 3:54 PM
- iheartwillis
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Originally posted by Joecool:
Patrick Willis recorded 5 tackles Friday.
I love it!! This is my favorite one.
Aug 17, 2009 at 4:02 PM
- Young2Rice
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Patrick Willis was arrested for rape after the hit on Brad Smith. His Co defendant was Michael Lewis
[ Edited by Young2Rice on Aug 17, 2009 at 4:03 PM ]
Aug 17, 2009 at 4:12 PM
- darkknight49
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Originally posted by Norcal9erfan:Originally posted by NinerGold39:
Patrick Willis would kick Matt Leinart's ass!
LMFAO!
is that jay glazer?