The Washington Commanders Thread

Originally posted by philosoraptor:

Originally posted by NinerJeff:
I would've stayed with Redskins just to piss off the crazy woke leftists, and flipped them a HUUUUGE middle finger to boot 🤣😂🤣😂

They should have named them the Washington Crackers and made the mascot a jar of mayonnaise.

Try again

If Mayhew offers their 2nd rounder, we need to accept it.

The "commandos" is a great nickname

Idgaf I'm still calling them the foreskins. Sue me.

Originally posted by NinerJeff:
I would've stayed with Redskins just to piss off the crazy woke leftists, and flipped them a HUUUUGE middle finger to boot 🤣😂🤣😂

The only extremists in this case are the ones who think a racial slur is an appropriate team name.

Originally posted by Aj_hwd954:

Originally posted by philosoraptor:

Originally posted by NinerJeff:
I would've stayed with Redskins just to piss off the crazy woke leftists, and flipped them a HUUUUGE middle finger to boot 🤣😂🤣😂

They should have named them the Washington Crackers and made the mascot a jar of mayonnaise.

Try again

The Washington Caucacity. Maybe Whiteboys. Or maybe you could do a sub-ethnicity, like the Washington Micks or the Washington Guidos or Wops (not to be confused with WAP).

But yeah, it's not going to have the same connotation. That's nothing but majority/minority dynamics in play. If it were me and I wanted to be offensive to white people though, I'd probably go with something not directly related to race, because you're not going to offend white people to the same degree with race for the reason mentioned. Maybe Qtards or sister f**kers. Or maybe something offensive religiously, like Flat Earth Creationist Morons.

Originally posted by pillageDatazz:
The "commandos" is a great nickname

Would have been. One of my high schools had that name.

The Hogs. Still the only option. The Commanders just doesn't look right. WFT looked better.

Originally posted by English:
The Hogs. Still the only option. The Commanders just doesn't look right. WFT looked better.

I think it's a nice conservative, generic name. But that's the problem. With all the s**t that's been happening with that team, they needed something with some pizazz. The uniforms are nice though. EDIT — missing gold pants though.

Originally posted by 5_Golden_Rings:

Originally posted by Aj_hwd954:

Originally posted by philosoraptor:

Originally posted by NinerJeff:
I would've stayed with Redskins just to piss off the crazy woke leftists, and flipped them a HUUUUGE middle finger to boot 🤣😂🤣😂

They should have named them the Washington Crackers and made the mascot a jar of mayonnaise.

Try again

The Washington Caucacity. Maybe Whiteboys. Or maybe you could do a sub-ethnicity, like the Washington Micks or the Washington Guidos or Wops (not to be confused with WAP).

But yeah, it's not going to have the same connotation. That's nothing but majority/minority dynamics in play. If it were me and I wanted to be offensive to white people though, I'd probably go with something not directly related to race, because you're not going to offend white people to the same degree with race for the reason mentioned. Maybe Qtards or sister f**kers. Or maybe something offensive religiously, like Flat Earth Creationist Morons.

You're going to offend Kyrie.

Originally posted by English:
The Hogs. Still the only option. The Commanders just doesn't look right. WFT looked better.

I was hoping for The Fighting Bureaucrats

Originally posted by 49erFaithful6:

Originally posted by English:
The Hogs. Still the only option. The Commanders just doesn't look right. WFT looked better.

I was hoping for The Fighting Bureaucrats

TOMAHAWKS wouda been the best !!

Command and Conquer

Originally posted by 9moon:

Originally posted by 49erFaithful6:

Originally posted by English:
The Hogs. Still the only option. The Commanders just doesn't look right. WFT looked better.

I was hoping for The Fighting Bureaucrats

TOMAHAWKS wouda been the best !!

Washington Peacemakers.

Originally posted by English:

Originally posted by 9moon:

Originally posted by 49erFaithful6:

Originally posted by English:

The Hogs. Still the only option. The Commanders just doesn't look right. WFT looked better.

I was hoping for The Fighting Bureaucrats

TOMAHAWKS wouda been the best !!

Washington Peacemakers.

Eagley would be an awesome Mascot