Originally posted by ChazBoner:
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
"I don't believe in God, but something happened when I was a kid that I still can't explain. I was on the front porch with my grandpa, and I was just opening a package of Twinkies when my he clutched his chest and slumped over. I ran inside to get my grandma, but when we got outside, my grandpa was fine. 'An angel came and saved me.' He explained. 'And he also ate your Twinkies.' "