The whining will stop if the Niners sign..... | Page 4

Originally posted by 49erRider:
Originally posted by Chief:
Originally posted by Chief:

Most fans on this site are like horny teenagers out with a pretty girl that said "we won't be having sex!!", and then after the 3rd date you're all freaking out because you didn't have sex... They had a friggin press conference and said we would not be that active in free agency but still you all whine and moan like a bunch of nerdy high schoolers.

You quote yourself as if your analogy is flawless.

You forgot to mention that the pretty girl then said "I've changed my mind, let's have sex." So I got excited, went out and got condoms, went to the bedroom and got ready to do the deed, only for her to come out of the bathroom in sexy lingerie and say "Oh, nevermind, I've decided we won't be having sex, after all." She then took some of my sh*t when she left the house, although nothing major. Oh, and I gave away my lawn mower without a replacement, so I'm still wondering how I'm going to mow the lawn.

For those that don't get it:
Girl says no sex = Niners saying we won't do anything in free agency
Girl says OK to sex = Niners pursuing Nnamdi
Me getting ready to bone = me excited about actually doing something in FA
Girl saying nevermind = Niners dropping out of Nnamdi race
Girl taking my sh*t = us losing a bunch of FAs
Giving away lawn mower without replacement = releasing Nate Clements and not getting anyone else

POTD

Jul 29, 2011 at 10:47 PM

#51

backontop
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Posts: 14,346

if we sign anyone. We haven't done s**t this off season but let players go. Sorry but that is the the recipe for a winning team. Especially when the players leaving are key players in vital positions.

Jul 29, 2011 at 10:56 PM

#52

SanDiego49er
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Posts: 52,130

Originally posted by smithgdwg:
We are just going to be team of undrafted rookies.

It is going to look like a true strike year for the 49ers. Too bad their competition is not going to look the same.

So sad.