49ers are NFL’s most boring team

[...] in Sunday's 24-14 loss to the Bengals at Levi's Library, the 49ers showed they will be tough to catch. The only excitement Sunday was about an hour before the game when Snoopy flew over the stadium in his biplane trailing a banner, "Hold Jed Accountable." Remember when York crowed about how the new coaching staff was going to bring out the craziness of Colin Kaepernick and his fabulous legs? Offensively, at least, this is a squad built to be boring, led by head coach Jim Tomsula, who never met a punt-or-go-for-it decision that wasn't an automatic punt. On Sunday, the 49ers spotted the Bengals a 21-0 halftime lead and trailed 24-0 when they joined the game by scoring the next two touchdowns. [...] they opted not to go for two-point conversions, which, down the line, could have put them one entire possession closer to a tie or win. "We tried to be aggressive," wide receiver Torrey Smith said. Smith then seemed to back off what some might consider criticism of the coaching staff, because this isn't the type of team on which players tee off on their coaches. [...] you can feel the pain of the offensive players, like Anquan Boldin, who said, Too often we got off to slow starts...