Official 2010 NBA Off-Season Thread | Page 4

AB81Rules · 2010-06-15T17:15:27-07:00

This will be used to keep track of all FA signings and Draft Picks. Top Free Agents: PG: Nate Robinson, BOS Will Bynum, DET (RFA) C.J. Watson, GS (RFA) Keyon Dooling, NJ Mardy Collins, LAC Shannon Brown, LAL SG: Ronnie Brewer, MEM (RFA) J.J. Redick, ORL (RFA) Anthony Morrow, GS (RFA) Roger Mason Jr., SA Randy Foye, WAS Wes Matthews, UTH (RFA) Carlos Arroyo, MIA SF: Matt Barnes, ORL Josh Howard, WAS Dorrell Wright, MIA Tracy McGrady, NY Richard Jefferson, SA Josh Howard, WAS Adam Morrison, LAL Matt Barnes, ORL PF: Ian Mahinmi, SA Jon Brockman, SAC (RFA) C: Shaquille O’Neal, CLE Zydrunas Illgauskas, CLE Brad Miller, CHI Kyrylo Fesenko, UTH (RFA) Player Salaries for 2010: Evans, Maurice SG ATL $2,500,000 Smith, Josh SG ATL $11,600,000 Crawford, Jamal PG ATL $10,080,000 Williams, Marvin SF ATL $6,712,500 Bibby, Mike PG ATL $5,564,767 Horford, Al PF ATL $5,444,857 Pachulia, Zaza C ATL $4,251,250 Teague, Jeff PG/SG ATL $1,476,840 Crawford, Jordan SG ATL $1,042,320 Johnson, Joe SG ATL Garnett, Kevin PF BOS $18,800,000 Rondo, Rajon PG BOS $9,090,000 Perkins, Kendrick C BOS $4,390,208 Davis, Glen PF BOS $2,500,000 Bradley, Avery PG BOS $1,418,160 Harangody, Luke PF BOS Pierce, Paul SF BOS Allen, Ray SG BOS $10,000,000 O'Neal, Jermaine C BOS $5,765,000 Erden, Semih C BOS Thomas, Tyrus PF CHA $12,000,000 Wallace, Gerald SF CHA $9,862,500 Diaw, Boris PG CHA $9,000,000 Jackson, Stephen SG CHA $8,450,000 Mohammed, Nazr C CHA $6,883,800 Diop, DeSagana C CHA $6,478,600 Augustin, D.J. PG CHA $2,540,400 Henderson, Gerald SG CHA $2,103,840 Brown, Derrick PF CHA $762,195 Dampier, Erick C CHA $13,075,000 Carroll, Matt SG CHA $4,300,000 Najera, Eduardo SF CHA $2,800,000 McGuire, Dominic SF CHA Deng, Luol SF CHI $11,355,850 Rose, Derrick PG CHI $5,546,160 Noah, Joakim PF CHI $3,128,536 Johnson, James SF CHI $1,713,680 Gibson, Taj PF CHI $1,117,680 Boozer, Carlos PF CHI Korver, Kyle SF CHI Asik, Omer SG CHI Powe, Leon PF CLE $915,852 Telfair, Sebastian PG CLE $2,700,000 Williams, Jawad SF CLE $1,029,389 (RFA) Jamison, Antawn SF CLE $13,358,905 Williams, Maurice PG CLE $8,860,000 Varejao, Anderson PF CLE $7,000,000 West, Delonte PG CLE $4,658,500 Gibson, Daniel SG CLE $4,015,334 Moon, Jamario SF CLE $3,000,000 Parker, Anthony SG CLE $2,855,770 Hickson, J.J. SG CLE $1,528,920 Jackson, Darnell PG CLE $854,389 Green, Danny SF CLE $762,195 Barea, Jose Juan PG DAL $1,815,000 Kidd, Jason PG DAL $8,500,000 Beaubois, Rodrigue PG DAL $1,156,080 Jones, Dominique SG DAL $1,110,120 Nowitzki, Dirk PF DAL $17,300,000 Haywood, Brendan C DAL Ajinca, Alexis SF DAL $1,467,840 Chandler, Tyson PF DAL $12,750,000 Stevenson, DeShawn SG DAL $4,151,786 Terry, Jason SG DAL $10,650,000 Butler, Caron SF DAL $10,561,960 Martin, Kenyon PF DEN $16,545,454 Anthony, Carmelo SF DEN $17,149,243 Billups, Chauncey PG DEN $13,150,000 Hilario, Nene' C DEN $11,360,000 Smith III, Earl SG DEN $6,031,851 Andersen, Chris PF DEN $3,942,000 Afflalo, Arron SG DEN $1,959,577 Balkman, Renaldo SF DEN $1,675,000 Lawson, Ty PG DEN $1,546,560 Harrington, Al PF DEN Karl, Coby SG DEN $854,389 Butch, Brian DEN $762,000 Carter, Anthony PG DEN $1,352,181 Wilcox, Chris PF DET $3,000,000 Stuckey, Rodney SF DET $1,959,577 Hamilton, Richard SG DET $12,265,000 Prince,Tayshaun SF DET $11,148,760 Gordon, Ben SG DET $10,800,000 Villanueva, Charlie PF DET $7,020,000 Daye, Austin SF DET $1,803,720 Jerebko, Jonas SF DET $762,195 Summers, DaJuan SF DET $762,195 Monroe, Greg C DET $2,798,040 White, Terrico PG DET Radmanovic, Vladimir SF GS $6,883,800 Ellis, Monta PG GS $11,000,000 Biedrins, Andris SF GS $9,000,000 Bell, Charlie SG GS $3,844,000 Gadzuric, Dan C GS $7,243,750 Udoh, Ekpe PF GS Lee, David PF GS Wright, Brandon SF GS $3,398,071 Curry, Stephen PG/SG GS $2,913,840 Jeffries, Jared PF HOU $6,883,400 Lowry, Kyle PG HOU $ Scola, Luis PF HOU $ Hayes, Chuck PF HOU $2,301,250 Ming, Yao C HOU $17,686,100 Martin, Kevin SG HOU $11,100,005 Battier, Shane SF HOU $7,354,500 Ariza, Trevor SF HOU $6,322,320 Hill, Jordan PF HOU $2,669,520 Andersen, David C HOU $2,500,000 Brooks, Aaron PG HOU $2,016,691 Budinger, Chase SF HOU $780,871 Taylor, Jermaine SG HOU $780,871 Johnson, Alexander F HOU Harris, Mike SF HOU Patterson, Patrick PF HOU $1,823,280 Ford, T.J. PG IND $8,500,000 Murphy, Troy PF IND $11,968,253 Granger, Danny SF IND $10,973,202 Dunleavy, Mike SF IND $10,561,984 Foster, Jeff C IND $6,655,000 Rush, Brandon SG IND $2,069,040 Hansbrough, Tyler PF IND $1,998,600 Hibbert, Roy PF IND $1,685,280 Jones, Solomon C IND $1,500,000 Price, A.J. PG IND $762,195 Stephenson, Lance SF IND George, Paul SF IND $2,238,360 Davis, Baron PG LAC $13,050,000 Kaman, Chris C LAC $11,300,000 Griffin, Blake PF LAC $5,357,280 Gordon, Eric SG LAC $3,016,680 Jordan, DeAndre C LAC $854,389 Aminu, Al-Farouq SF LAC $2,563,320 Warren, Willie PG LAC Bledsoe, Eric PG LAC $1,485,000 Gomes, Ryan SF LAC Foye, Randy SG LAC Cook, Brian PF LAC Bryant, Kobe SG LAL $24,806,250 Gasol, Pau PF LAL $17,822,187 Bynum, Andrew C LAL $13,842,332 Odom, Lamar SF LAL $8,200,000 Artest, Ron SF LAL $6,332,320 Vujacic, Sasha PG LAL $5,475,113 Walton, Luke SF LAL $5,260,000 Ebanks, Devin SG LAL Caracter, Derrick PF LAL Blake, Steve PG LAL $4,000,000 Fisher, Derek PG LAL $3,700,000 Gay, Rudy SF MEM Randolph, Zach PF MEM $17,333,333 Jaric, Marko PG MEM $7,625,000 Conley, Mike PG MEM $4,913,007 Thabeet, Hasheem C MEM $4,793,280 Mayo, O.J. SG MEM $4,456,200 Gasol, Marc C MEM $3,480,000 Haddadi, Hamed C MEM $1,600,000 Arthur, Darrell PF MEM $1,123,680 Carroll, DeMarre SF MEM $1,085,400 Young, Sam SF MEM $886,000 Henry, Xavier SG MEM Vasquez, Grievis PG MEM Allen, Tony SG MEM Illgauskas, Zydrunas C MIA Chalmers, Mario PG MIA $847,000 Varnado, Jarvis PF MIA Pittman, Dexter C MIA Butler, Da'Sean SG MIA Wade, Dwyane SG MIA $14,000,000 Bosh, Chris PF MIA $14,500,000 James, LeBron SF MIA $14,500,000 Howard, Juwan PF MIA Miller, Mike SF MIA Haslem, Udonis PF MIA Redd, Michael SG MIL $18,300,000 Ukic, Roko PG MIL $1,450,000 Bogut, Andrew PF MIL $11,050,000 Salmons, John SF MIL $5,808,000 Delfino, Carlos SG MIL $3,500,000 Jennings, Brandon PG MIL $2,331,120 Illaysova, Ersan SF MIL $2,320,500 Ivery, Royal SG MIL $1,037,960 Mbah a Moute, Luc PF MIL $854,389 Maggette, Corey SG MIL $9,600,000 Douglas-Roberts, Chris PF MIL $854,389 Sanders, Larry PF MIL $1,731,960 Hobson, Darrington SG MIL Jordan, Jerome C MIL Gallon, Tiny PF MIL Salmons, John SG MIL Gooden, Drew PF MIL Sessions, Ramon PG MIN $3,964,320 Brewer, Corey SG MIN $3,703,472 Love, Kevin PF MIN $3,638,280 Flynn, Jonny PG MIN $3,192,000 Hollins, Ryan C MIN $2,333,333 Ellington, Wayne SG MIN $1,078,800 Webster, Martell SF MIN $4,800,000 Johnson, Wesley SF MIN Hayward, Lazar SF MIN Milicic, Darko PF MIN Pekovic, Nikola PF MIN Beasley, Michael PF MIN $4,962,240 Ridnour, Luke PG MIN Koufus, Kosta C MIN $1,298,640 Stiesmsa, Greg MIN Humphries, Kris PF NJ $3,200,000 Boone, Josh PF NJ $2,992,887 (RFA) Harris, Devin PG NJ $8,981,000 Lopez, Brook C NJ $2,413,320 Williams, Terrence SF NJ $2,214,480 Lee, Courtney SG NJ $1,352,640 Ross, Quinton SG NJ $1,146,337 James, Damion SF NJ $1,156,320 Favors, Derrick PF NJ Outlaw, Travis SF NJ $7,000,000 Farmar, Jordan PG NJ Petro, Johan C NJ $3,250,000 Uzoh, Ben NJ Zoubek, Brian NJ Stojakovic, Peja SF NO $15,336,000 Paul, Chris PG NO $15,202,590 Okafor, Emeka PF NO $11,540,375 West, David PF NO $8,287,500 Posey, James SF NO $6,478,600 Songailia, Darius PF NO $4,818,000 Wright, Julian SF NO $2,858,056 Collison, Darren PG NO $1,361,040 Thornton, Marcus SG NO $762,195 Gray, Aaron NO Brackins, Craig PF NO $1,306,920 Pondexter, Quincy PF NO $1,073,280 Walker, Bill SF NY $854,389 Curry, Eddy PF NY $11,276,863 Gallinari, Danilo SF NY $3,304,560 Chandler, Wilson PF NY $2,130,481 Douglas, Toney PG NY $1,071,000 Rautins, Andrew PG NY Fields, Landry SF NY Stoudamire, Amare C NY Turiaf, Ronny PF NY $4,000,000 Azubuike, Kelenna SG NY $3,364,000 Randolph, Anthony PF NY $1,965,720 Felton, Raymond PG NY Mozqoz, Timofey C NY Krstic, Nenad C OKC $5,800,000 Collison, Nick PF OKC $6,750,000 Durant, Kevin SF OKC $6,053,662 Green, Jeff PF OKC $4,455,988 Harden, James SG OKC $4,304,520 Westbrook, Russell PG OKC $4,017,720 Sefolosha, Thabo SG OKC $3,000,000 Maynor, Eric PG OKC $1,417,800 Ibaka, Serge SF OKC $1,204,200 Mullens, B.J. C OKC $1,204,200 White, D.J. SF OKC $1,108,680 Weaver, Kyle PG OKC $935,484 Cook, Daequan SG OKC $2,169,856 Peterson, Morris SG OKC $6,641,440 Aldrich, Cole PF OKC Redick, J.J. SG ORL $3,887,150 (RFA) Lewis, Rashard SF ORL $20,514,000 Carter, Vince SG ORL $17,300,000 Howard, Dwight PF ORL $16,509,600 Nelson, Jameer PG ORL $6,722,222 Gortat, Marcin C ORL $6,332,320 Pietrus, Mickael SF ORL $5,300,000 Bass, Brandon PF ORL $4,000,000 Anderson, Ryan PF ORL $1,409,040 Orton, Daniel C ORL $1,028,400 Robinson, Stanley PF ORL Duhon, Chris PG $3,250,000 Richardson, Quentin SG ORL Brand, Elton PF PHI $15,959,009 Iguodala, Andre SG PHI $12,345,250 Kapono, Jason SF PHI $6,641,440 Williams, Lou PG PHI $5,445,000 Green, Willie SG PHI $3,976,000 Young, Thaddeous SG PHI $2,901,241 Smith, Jason SF PHI $2,187,913 Speights, Marreese PF PHI $1,773,960 Holiday, Jrue PG/SG PHI $1,627,920 Meeks, Jodie SG PHI $762,195 Hawes, Spencer C PHI $2,974,320 Nocioni, Andres SF PHI $6,850,000 Turner, Evan SG PHI $4,602,720 Hill, Grant SF PHO $3,324,000 Richardson, Jason SG PHO $14,444,444 Dudley, Jared C PHO $2,151,068 Dragic, Goran PG PHO $1,972,000 Clark, Earl SF PHO $1,898,760 Lopez, Robin C PHO $1,867,320 Griffin, Taylor SF PHO $762,195 Nash, Steve PG PHO $10,310,938 Lawal, Gani PF PHO Collins, Dwayne PF PHO Frye, Channing PF PHO Warrick, Hakim PF PHO $4,000,000 Childress, Josh SG PHO Turkoglu, Hedo SF PHO $9,800,000 Pendergraph, Jeff PF POR $762,195 Przybilla, Joel C POR $7,405,300 Roy, Brandon SG POR $13,520,500 Aldridge, LaMarcus PF POR $10,700,000 Miller, Andre PG POR $7,269,264 Oden, Greg C POR $6,796,524 Bayless, Jerryd PG POR $2,292,600 Fernandez, Rudy SG POR $1,246,680 Batum, Nicolas SG POR $1,196,760 Cunningham, Dante PF POR $762,195 Camby, Marcus C POR $8,453,250 Williams, Elliot SG POR $1,254,720 Babbit, Luke SF POR $1,645,440 Ginobili, Manu SG SA $11,854,584 Duncan, Tim PF SA $18,700,000 Parker, Tony PG SA $13,500,000 McDyess, Antonio PF SA $6,332,320 Hill, George SF SA $1,157,160 Blair, DeJuan PF SA $918,000 Anderson, James SG SA Richards, Ryan PF SA Gee, Alonzo C SA $762,195 Hairston, Malik SG SA $854,389 Bonner, Matt PF SA Splitter, Tiago PF SA $3,400,000 Landry, Carl PF SAC $3,000,000 Udrih, Beno PG SAC $6,655,000 Garcia, Francisco SG SAC $5,500,000 Evans, Tyreke PG/SG SAC $3,880,920 Thompson, Jason PF SAC $2,178,000 Casspi, Omir SF SAC $1,254,480 Greene, Donte SF SAC $930,700 Dalembert, Samuel C SAC $12,200,000 Whiteside, Hassan C SAC Cousins, DeMarcus PF SAC $3,374,640 Weems, Sonny SG TOR $854,389 Calderon, Jose PG TOR $9,000,000 Bargnani, Andrea PF TOR $8,000,000 Evans, Reggie PF TOR $5,080,000 Jack, Jarrett PG TOR $4,860,000 Banks, Marcus PG TOR $4,752,000 DeRozan, DeMar SF TOR $2,453,880 Belinelli, Marco SF TOR $2,380,270 Davis, Ed PF TOR $1,919,160 Johnson, Amir PF TOR Dorsey, Joey C TOR Barbosa, Leandro PG TOR $7,100,000 Jones, Dwayne C TOR Kirilenko, Andrei SF UTH $17,822,187 Williams, Deron PG UTH $15,202,590 Millsap, Paul PF UTH $6,200,000 Miles, C.J. SG UTH $3,700,000 Price, Ronnie PG UTH $1,380,000 Okur, Mehmet C UTH $9,450,000 Hayward, Gordon SG UTH $2,356,320 Jefferson, Al PF UTH $13,000,000 Fesenko, Kyrylo C UTH $1,087,500 (RFA) Matthews, Wes SG UTH $937,195 (RFA) Gaines, Sundiata SG UTH Jeffers, Othyus UTH Evans, Jeremy UTH Thornton, Al PF WAS $2,814,196 Arenas, Gilbert PG WAS $17,730,694 Blatche, Andray C WAS $3,260,331 Young, Nick SF WAS $2,630,503 McGee, JaVale C WAS $1,601,040 Hinrich, Kirk PG WAS $9,000,000 Jianlian, Yi PF WAS $4,050,500 Wall, John PG WAS $5,144,280 Booker, Trevor PG WAS $1,240,560 Armstrong, Hilton C WAS [ Edited by AB83Rules on Jul 15, 2010 at 22:21:54 ]

Jun 30, 2010 at 2:29 PM

#46

DaDDieO
Veteran
Posts: 10,553

Originally posted by pantstickle:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by MadMoneyMarshall:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by MadMoneyMarshall:
Originally posted by valrod33:
MNTimberwolves

RT @WolvesCMO Planning to unveil #Twolves "tweaked" hm/rd uni's later in the month, intro new 3rd uni in-season.I think I will love 3rd

fixed

stay the f**k out of my face marsh

Eddie says: "AAAH HAAA HAAAH, Very Funny, Muh'f****!"

Classic line from Delirious...how could you not pick that up?

I got da iiiiiice cream. I got da iiiiiice cream. And you ain't gooooot none. Cuz you on welllllfare.

Best standup movie ever.

Easily.

Take ya motha f**king hairy fatass wife, moustache b***h out da f**k. You can go upstairs get the motha f**king dog and scoop up the s**t, and take Eddie, and get these motha f**king long Angela Davis afro wearin motha f**king kids of yours and put them in the goonie goo goo mobile and get the f**k out and if my wife don't like it, she can get the f**k out too.

That was Eddie Murphy "Raw"(1987), fellas...although "Delirious"(shown above...1983) was pretty funny as well.

Jun 30, 2010 at 2:31 PM

#47

ads_2006
Veteran
Posts: 64,450

if you foul kobe

make sure to go for his hand

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Kobe-Bryant-has-the-index-finger-of-an-83-year-o?urn=nba,252528

Jun 30, 2010 at 2:34 PM

#48

9erReign
StonksKing
Posts: 50,679

Originally posted by ads_2006:
if you foul kobe

make sure to go for his hand

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Kobe-Bryant-has-the-index-finger-of-an-83-year-o?urn=nba,252528

Hand is a part of the ball so it shouldn't even be a foul. But considering it is Kobe it will be a foul if he misses the shot or makes a WTF face.

Jun 30, 2010 at 2:39 PM

#49

toeknee
Veteran
Posts: 54,571

Originally posted by ads_2006:
if you foul kobe

make sure to go for his hand

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Kobe-Bryant-has-the-index-finger-of-an-83-year-o?urn=nba,252528

Lott cut his finger off, Kobe is a p***y

Jun 30, 2010 at 2:42 PM

#50

pantstickle
Hall of Fame
Posts: 3,578

Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by pantstickle:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by MadMoneyMarshall:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by MadMoneyMarshall:
Originally posted by valrod33:
MNTimberwolves

RT @WolvesCMO Planning to unveil #Twolves "tweaked" hm/rd uni's later in the month, intro new 3rd uni in-season.I think I will love 3rd

fixed

stay the f**k out of my face marsh

Eddie says: "AAAH HAAA HAAAH, Very Funny, Muh'f****!"

Classic line from Delirious...how could you not pick that up?

I got da iiiiiice cream. I got da iiiiiice cream. And you ain't gooooot none. Cuz you on welllllfare.

Best standup movie ever.

Easily.

Take ya motha f**king hairy fatass wife, moustache b***h out da f**k. You can go upstairs get the motha f**king dog and scoop up the s**t, and take Eddie, and get these motha f**king long Angela Davis afro wearin motha f**king kids of yours and put them in the goonie goo goo mobile and get the f**k out and if my wife don't like it, she can get the f**k out too.

That was Eddie Murphy "Raw"(1987), fellas...although "Delirious"(shown above...1983) was pretty funny as well.

No, my friend, that was Delirious. Trust me, I'm an expert.

Jun 30, 2010 at 2:49 PM

#51

DaDDieO
Veteran
Posts: 10,553

Originally posted by pantstickle:
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by pantstickle:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by MadMoneyMarshall:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by MadMoneyMarshall:
Originally posted by valrod33:
MNTimberwolves

RT @WolvesCMO Planning to unveil #Twolves "tweaked" hm/rd uni's later in the month, intro new 3rd uni in-season.I think I will love 3rd

fixed

stay the f**k out of my face marsh

Eddie says: "AAAH HAAA HAAAH, Very Funny, Muh'f****!"

Classic line from Delirious...how could you not pick that up?

I got da iiiiiice cream. I got da iiiiiice cream. And you ain't gooooot none. Cuz you on welllllfare.

Best standup movie ever.

Easily.

Take ya motha f**king hairy fatass wife, moustache b***h out da f**k. You can go upstairs get the motha f**king dog and scoop up the s**t, and take Eddie, and get these motha f**king long Angela Davis afro wearin motha f**king kids of yours and put them in the goonie goo goo mobile and get the f**k out and if my wife don't like it, she can get the f**k out too.

That was Eddie Murphy "Raw"(1987), fellas...although "Delirious"(shown above...1983) was pretty funny as well.

No, my friend, that was Delirious. Trust me, I'm an expert.

Werd. But the "ice cream" re-enactment was from Raw.

Jun 30, 2010 at 2:57 PM

#52

LA9erFan
Veteran
Posts: 66,021

Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by pantstickle:
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by pantstickle:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by MadMoneyMarshall:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by MadMoneyMarshall:
Originally posted by valrod33:
MNTimberwolves

RT @WolvesCMO Planning to unveil #Twolves "tweaked" hm/rd uni's later in the month, intro new 3rd uni in-season.I think I will love 3rd

fixed

stay the f**k out of my face marsh

Eddie says: "AAAH HAAA HAAAH, Very Funny, Muh'f****!"

Classic line from Delirious...how could you not pick that up?

I got da iiiiiice cream. I got da iiiiiice cream. And you ain't gooooot none. Cuz you on welllllfare.

Best standup movie ever.

Easily.

Take ya motha f**king hairy fatass wife, moustache b***h out da f**k. You can go upstairs get the motha f**king dog and scoop up the s**t, and take Eddie, and get these motha f**king long Angela Davis afro wearin motha f**king kids of yours and put them in the goonie goo goo mobile and get the f**k out and if my wife don't like it, she can get the f**k out too.

That was Eddie Murphy "Raw"(1987), fellas...although "Delirious"(shown above...1983) was pretty funny as well.

No, my friend, that was Delirious. Trust me, I'm an expert.

Werd. But the "ice cream" re-enactment was from Raw.

Jigga?

Today...for this moment...I am blacker than Jigga?!?!?

HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THIS, DANA!!!!

Jun 30, 2010 at 2:59 PM

#53

valrod33
Hall of Small
Posts: 138,117

Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by pantstickle:
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by pantstickle:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by MadMoneyMarshall:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by MadMoneyMarshall:
Originally posted by valrod33:
MNTimberwolves

RT @WolvesCMO Planning to unveil #Twolves "tweaked" hm/rd uni's later in the month, intro new 3rd uni in-season.I think I will love 3rd

fixed

stay the f**k out of my face marsh

Eddie says: "AAAH HAAA HAAAH, Very Funny, Muh'f****!"

Classic line from Delirious...how could you not pick that up?

I got da iiiiiice cream. I got da iiiiiice cream. And you ain't gooooot none. Cuz you on welllllfare.

Best standup movie ever.

Easily.

Take ya motha f**king hairy fatass wife, moustache b***h out da f**k. You can go upstairs get the motha f**king dog and scoop up the s**t, and take Eddie, and get these motha f**king long Angela Davis afro wearin motha f**king kids of yours and put them in the goonie goo goo mobile and get the f**k out and if my wife don't like it, she can get the f**k out too.

That was Eddie Murphy "Raw"(1987), fellas...although "Delirious"(shown above...1983) was pretty funny as well.

No, my friend, that was Delirious. Trust me, I'm an expert.

Werd. But the "ice cream" re-enactment was from Raw.

Jigga?

Today...for this moment...I am blacker than Jigga?!?!?

HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THIS, DANA!!!!

boy aint right today he posted this for no apparent reason after i posted the gif

Eddie says: "AAAH HAAA HAAAH, Very Funny, Muh'f****!"

Classic line from Delirious...how could you not pick that up?

i still dont know why he posted that

[ Edited by valrod33 on Jun 30, 2010 at 15:00:17 ]

Jun 30, 2010 at 3:09 PM

#54

DaDDieO
Veteran
Posts: 10,553

Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by pantstickle:
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by pantstickle:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by MadMoneyMarshall:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by MadMoneyMarshall:
Originally posted by valrod33:
MNTimberwolves

RT @WolvesCMO Planning to unveil #Twolves "tweaked" hm/rd uni's later in the month, intro new 3rd uni in-season.I think I will love 3rd

fixed

stay the f**k out of my face marsh

Eddie says: "AAAH HAAA HAAAH, Very Funny, Muh'f****!"

Classic line from Delirious...how could you not pick that up?

I got da iiiiiice cream. I got da iiiiiice cream. And you ain't gooooot none. Cuz you on welllllfare.

Best standup movie ever.

Easily.

Take ya motha f**king hairy fatass wife, moustache b***h out da f**k. You can go upstairs get the motha f**king dog and scoop up the s**t, and take Eddie, and get these motha f**king long Angela Davis afro wearin motha f**king kids of yours and put them in the goonie goo goo mobile and get the f**k out and if my wife don't like it, she can get the f**k out too.

That was Eddie Murphy "Raw"(1987), fellas...although "Delirious"(shown above...1983) was pretty funny as well.

No, my friend, that was Delirious. Trust me, I'm an expert.

Werd. But the "ice cream" re-enactment was from Raw.

Jigga?

Today...for this moment...I am blacker than Jigga?!?!?

HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THIS, DANA!!!!

boy aint right today he posted this for no apparent reason after i posted the gif

Eddie says: "AAAH HAAA HAAAH, Very Funny, Muh'f****!"

Classic line from Delirious...how could you not pick that up?

i still dont know why he posted that

Hey hey hey, Easy. I was just posting a translation of the gif.

And Pete, find the clip from Raw...he does the exact same routine. I sh** you not!

Jun 30, 2010 at 3:11 PM

#55

valrod33
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Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by pantstickle:
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by pantstickle:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by MadMoneyMarshall:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by MadMoneyMarshall:
Originally posted by valrod33:
MNTimberwolves

RT @WolvesCMO Planning to unveil #Twolves "tweaked" hm/rd uni's later in the month, intro new 3rd uni in-season.I think I will love 3rd

fixed

stay the f**k out of my face marsh

Eddie says: "AAAH HAAA HAAAH, Very Funny, Muh'f****!"

Classic line from Delirious...how could you not pick that up?

I got da iiiiiice cream. I got da iiiiiice cream. And you ain't gooooot none. Cuz you on welllllfare.

Best standup movie ever.

Easily.

Take ya motha f**king hairy fatass wife, moustache b***h out da f**k. You can go upstairs get the motha f**king dog and scoop up the s**t, and take Eddie, and get these motha f**king long Angela Davis afro wearin motha f**king kids of yours and put them in the goonie goo goo mobile and get the f**k out and if my wife don't like it, she can get the f**k out too.

That was Eddie Murphy "Raw"(1987), fellas...although "Delirious"(shown above...1983) was pretty funny as well.

No, my friend, that was Delirious. Trust me, I'm an expert.

Werd. But the "ice cream" re-enactment was from Raw.

Jigga?

Today...for this moment...I am blacker than Jigga?!?!?

HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THIS, DANA!!!!

boy aint right today he posted this for no apparent reason after i posted the gif

Eddie says: "AAAH HAAA HAAAH, Very Funny, Muh'f****!"

Classic line from Delirious...how could you not pick that up?

i still dont know why he posted that

Hey hey hey, Easy. I was just posting a translation of the gif.

And Pete, find the clip from Raw...he does the exact same routine. I sh** you not!

i dont think anybody had a problem reading his lips

Jun 30, 2010 at 3:39 PM

#56

DaDDieO
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Posts: 10,553

Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by pantstickle:
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by pantstickle:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by MadMoneyMarshall:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by MadMoneyMarshall:
Originally posted by valrod33:
MNTimberwolves

RT @WolvesCMO Planning to unveil #Twolves "tweaked" hm/rd uni's later in the month, intro new 3rd uni in-season.I think I will love 3rd

fixed

stay the f**k out of my face marsh

Eddie says: "AAAH HAAA HAAAH, Very Funny, Muh'f****!"

Classic line from Delirious...how could you not pick that up?

I got da iiiiiice cream. I got da iiiiiice cream. And you ain't gooooot none. Cuz you on welllllfare.

Best standup movie ever.

Easily.

Take ya motha f**king hairy fatass wife, moustache b***h out da f**k. You can go upstairs get the motha f**king dog and scoop up the s**t, and take Eddie, and get these motha f**king long Angela Davis afro wearin motha f**king kids of yours and put them in the goonie goo goo mobile and get the f**k out and if my wife don't like it, she can get the f**k out too.

That was Eddie Murphy "Raw"(1987), fellas...although "Delirious"(shown above...1983) was pretty funny as well.

No, my friend, that was Delirious. Trust me, I'm an expert.

Werd. But the "ice cream" re-enactment was from Raw.

Jigga?

Today...for this moment...I am blacker than Jigga?!?!?

HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THIS, DANA!!!!

boy aint right today he posted this for no apparent reason after i posted the gif

Eddie says: "AAAH HAAA HAAAH, Very Funny, Muh'f****!"

Classic line from Delirious...how could you not pick that up?

i still dont know why he posted that

Hey hey hey, Easy. I was just posting a translation of the gif.

And Pete, find the clip from Raw...he does the exact same routine. I sh** you not!

i dont think anybody had a problem reading his lips

My assistant did...she sat here at my desk for 2 mins...still couldn't figure it out. Says that she's never seen "Raw" or "Delirious".

Jun 30, 2010 at 3:45 PM

#57

valrod33
Hall of Small
Posts: 138,117

Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by pantstickle:
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by pantstickle:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by MadMoneyMarshall:
Originally posted by valrod33:
Originally posted by MadMoneyMarshall:
Originally posted by valrod33:
MNTimberwolves

RT @WolvesCMO Planning to unveil #Twolves "tweaked" hm/rd uni's later in the month, intro new 3rd uni in-season.I think I will love 3rd

fixed

stay the f**k out of my face marsh

Eddie says: "AAAH HAAA HAAAH, Very Funny, Muh'f****!"

Classic line from Delirious...how could you not pick that up?

I got da iiiiiice cream. I got da iiiiiice cream. And you ain't gooooot none. Cuz you on welllllfare.

Best standup movie ever.

Easily.

Take ya motha f**king hairy fatass wife, moustache b***h out da f**k. You can go upstairs get the motha f**king dog and scoop up the s**t, and take Eddie, and get these motha f**king long Angela Davis afro wearin motha f**king kids of yours and put them in the goonie goo goo mobile and get the f**k out and if my wife don't like it, she can get the f**k out too.

That was Eddie Murphy "Raw"(1987), fellas...although "Delirious"(shown above...1983) was pretty funny as well.

No, my friend, that was Delirious. Trust me, I'm an expert.

Werd. But the "ice cream" re-enactment was from Raw.

Jigga?

Today...for this moment...I am blacker than Jigga?!?!?

HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THIS, DANA!!!!

boy aint right today he posted this for no apparent reason after i posted the gif

Eddie says: "AAAH HAAA HAAAH, Very Funny, Muh'f****!"

Classic line from Delirious...how could you not pick that up?

i still dont know why he posted that

Hey hey hey, Easy. I was just posting a translation of the gif.

And Pete, find the clip from Raw...he does the exact same routine. I sh** you not!

i dont think anybody had a problem reading his lips

My assistant did...she sat here at my desk for 2 mins...still couldn't figure it out. Says that she's never seen "Raw" or "Delirious".

you slapped her right?

Jun 30, 2010 at 3:46 PM

#58

LA9erFan
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Posts: 66,021

I'm having visions of what Jigga's female "assistant" must look like.

Jun 30, 2010 at 3:55 PM

#59

DaDDieO
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Posts: 10,553

Originally posted by LA9erFan:
I'm having visions of what Jigga's female "assistant" must look like.

LOL If she was HOT, I would have been fired 2 years ago.

Cute in the face, BIG in the waist.

And yes, Val...she lets me smack it and rub the boons when either a) she's drunk in an off-work environment and/or 2) when no one's looking.

Big girls need love too.

Jun 30, 2010 at 4:02 PM

#60

LA9erFan
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Posts: 66,021

Originally posted by Jigga:
Originally posted by LA9erFan:
I'm having visions of what Jigga's female "assistant" must look like.

LOL If she was HOT, I would have been fired 2 years ago.

Cute in the face, BIG in the waist.

And yes, Val...she lets me smack it and rub the boons when either a) she's drunk in an off-work environment and/or 2) when no one's looking. Big girls need love too.

No discriminatin' here, squirrel.