By the time this kid's career is finished, provided he has a long career, he'll be able to line a room with Cy Young Awards, the way Joe lines his room with Super Bowl trophies.
This kid is just GIFTED. Lincecum nights are "must watch TV" for any sports fan. Even hardcore Dodger fans tune in to see The Freak. He's got a no-no going for six or seven innings last night, and that is considered to be an "off night" for TIMMAY?
This kid is special. He stands out. He's no longer a secret. America loves TIMMAY. So, I'm calling it. Right here and now:
TIMMAY for President.
