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Nothing is off the table anymore. If John Lynch is arrested tomorrow for being the leader of the Sinaloa drug cartel I would just shrug. Because why not at this point?
Originally posted by Montana:
Originally posted by fropwns:
Originally posted by Dr_Bill_Walsh:
Aiyuk arrested bl*wing John Lynch in the parking lot next to the substation...

/thread

So a theme is building around Aiyuk and something....

Anybody else?

One thing I know, Brock will stay out of trouble

Brock will be the one who catches them…
…then Lynch trades him to Dallas right before the season starts.
[ Edited by Dr_Bill_Walsh on Aug 24, 2026 at 12:00 PM ]
Well thank god Aiyuk didn't call the police on John Lynch, that could have been the 1st of the 3 headlines. Big John Lynch tried to kidnap a player's wife.
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If its not John Lynch, then its gonna be Dustin Perry.... then the 49ers will have touched all bases
[ Edited by gotem on Aug 24, 2026 at 8:06 PM ]
Kyle car accident, Paraag jump ship, now Jed gone bonkers.
Originally posted by Predator85:
Kyle car accident, Paraag jump ship, now Jed gone bonkers.

Maybe it means we will avoid injuries this year because we had all this other sh*t happen...or we really are cursed.
Originally posted by SlipAndSlideBosa:
Originally posted by Predator85:
Kyle car accident, Paraag jump ship, now Jed gone bonkers.

Maybe it means we will avoid injuries this year because we had all this other sh*t happen...or we really are cursed.

I literally just told my wife the same thing.

Maybe... hear me out... Maybe we we're being punished by the football gods for the sins of Jed York, and now we will be free'd from the curse of the substation
BA, KS, JY = 3

done, time for the ship
the three pings
Dolly dies, Tim Curry Dies,.....

Looks like there is a three way coming for high profile celeb deaths as well.
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