It is time for a new Regime: BE HOLD THE ERA OF THE FRO!

fropwns · 2015-11-29T18:26:52-08:00

I mean the above says it all, doesn't it? If you still want Jed York to run this franchise by all means continue to shovel your hard earned ducats his way. Wait, you don't want that? Well, it just so happens that I was rummaging around in my couch and found enough money to buy the 49ers. Okay, no, I don't have enough money to actually buy the 49ers. But this is Ninertalk, people say far-fetched s**t that they take as the gospel every day! It is apparent, though, that we have some pretty savvy Niner fans in here who could help me help you from enduring much more of this garbage by helping me to run my newly acquired, but not really, organization. Because let's face it, to be a good owner you have to have some media presence. To be a GREAT OWNER, you must be a gas bag. And let's face it, I am your guy. I am a gas bag. And, honestly, do you want me to draw up the plays? You want me, you need me, as your organization's front man. Like any great owner, I will throw some wild cards in to make your life miserable and to get in the way of progress. As the new owner of the San Francisco 49ers, I decree the following: You must fire Jim Tomsula and hire a coach steeped in the WCO You must keep Blake Bell You must keep Bowman You must keep Blaine Gabbert; but you also must draft a QB. You must keep the black jerseys You must do something about our s**tty attendance during games (shut off the wifi or something) You must give me a strategy to get out of this mess You must provide me with your draft order, but not actually name the players bc that belongs in the draft forum. (Say it like this, RD 1: DE, RD 2: CB, RD 3: QB, etc...) You must keep Lynch and AA. For my part, I pledge to be at all games both at home and away. I promise to go ape s**t at the drop of a hat. And lastly, I will chew the NFL's ass out for every dumb ass call. Any way, in the scenario I have painted above, you will provide me with a plan, based on my reqs, to save this organization.

Nov 29, 2015 at 6:30 PM

Marty
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Go Fro

Nov 29, 2015 at 6:36 PM

tohara3
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Awesome post Fro!

Nov 29, 2015 at 9:50 PM

Sanfran_chrisco
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Nov 29, 2015 at 10:11 PM

cNiner
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Nov 29, 2015 at 10:16 PM

Niners816
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The black unis need to die with the 2015 season. We don't need that "any given Sunday" knock-off garbage out there. But I'm willing to meet you half way, the cheerleaders can keep the black getup but the team should only wear red and gold.

Nov 29, 2015 at 10:21 PM

KezarLivin
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All hail Fro York!!!

Nov 30, 2015 at 6:06 AM

fropwns
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Thank you, thank you my disciples. But I need plans, man! What is your plan for this team?

[ Edited by fropwns on Nov 30, 2015 at 6:16 AM ]

Nov 30, 2015 at 6:13 AM

MikeD
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1) trade Kap while he has any value
2) Keep Gabbert starter hes earned it (I have no problem drafting a QB though)
3) Another pass rusher should be top priority

Nov 30, 2015 at 6:17 AM

fropwns
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Originally posted by KezarLivin:
All hail Fro York!!!

I prefer Frosphepus the First (Fro I). Or "Fro da Conqueror". But, I will settle for "Fro".

Nov 30, 2015 at 6:35 AM

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GolittaCamper
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Fire everyone, from the GM, to the janitors, this may have to include Ball Boys, and Cheer Leaders. Repaint the locker rooms, to cover up stench of losing.

Hire a football guy, as a consultant, to over see the change, a west coast guru like Mike Holmgren, let him pick the GM (cant pick himself for any job).

Mike and his new GM select a coaching, and assist in selecting a coaching staff.

York, f**ks off.

Take a QB in the early rounds, to sit a few season behind Gabberet, trade Keap in the pre season. Rebuild Offensive, and Defensive lines.

Nov 30, 2015 at 6:39 AM

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