The Point After with Fropwns (10/18/15)

So, I am a rather peaceful and positive dude, but I saw this (http://49ers.pressdemocrat.com/49ers-navorro-bowman-shell-former-self/_) and I have a problem with it. Grant Cohn, 49er beat writer, states "NaVorro Bowman is not good anymore. This is the saddest story on the San Francisco 49ers. It's painful to watch this proud warrior play like a scrub."

His big issue is that Bo struggles in coverage, seems to have lost his speed, and basically should quit. It took 18 months for Bowman to come back to the game. It takes him an hour to get his knee ready to go. Maybe he is done, but what kind of journalist with any class uses the word "scrub" to describe a player coming back from a catastrophic injury? It makes me wonder if he is trying to compare Bowman to AP. What AP did after his injury is otherworldly. I think that Bowman needs time. And honestly, this is the season to give it to him. I am sorry, but I am just not ready to bail on the man who tore up his knee in the NFC Championship game after forcing a critical strip. A man I watched get carted off the field with popcorn being thrown on him by an unruly and classless group of Seahawks fans. A man that keeps a picture of the injury in his locker to get him focused. No, he may not ever be the same, but Grant Cohn, now is not the time to bag it in. If saying that makes me a homer, so be it. But I am not just shoveling dirt on a dude who has been gone 18 months.

Crushed that s**t (Hope the Royals sweep their asses, though. At this point, KC is up 2-nil in the series.)Anyway, how could I do that to a dude that got carried out on the shield? I am f**king Fropwns. I ain't no douche bag. Alright, enough of this.

LET'S DO THIS!

1. Joe Montana….wait..que the f**king music for the king!

Did you listen all the way through? It is Ric Flair's theme music after all. I listened all the way through. Personally, if I was Ric Flair, I would have it as my doorbell, ring tone, every time I flushed a toilet, every time the Seahawks, Packers, NY Giants, Cardinals, Rams, Patriots, Alabama, Auburn, Texas and anybody else I do not like loses; wait, I got a few more: every time I woke up, every time I got an extra life on Super Mario Brothers, every time Janke (my boy, Dajanksta) gets fultoned in Metal Gear Online, and every time, every stinking time Kaepernick throws a touchdown and VD makes him a Jamba Juice on the sideline because, you know, VD NEVER CATCHES TDs ANYMORE!

Whew, I feel better. Speaking of Joe Montana (GOAT), he suggests that Kaep plays like Kaep. http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/13903007/let-colin-kaepernick-run-ball-more

That he plays to his strengths and stop thinking about being a pocket passer. I like Joe, I do. But he apparently did not watch last week's game where Kaep, you know, threw two RED ZONE TDS! Anyway, I like Joe's sentiment. TO which, I say

1A. I AIN'T DONE WITH COMMANDO, EITHER!

BOMB TO MILLER!

AND A...field goal...

BOMB TO MILLER, AGAIN! OH BRUCE MILLER, YE OF POTENTIAL DOMESTIC ISSUES AT HOME, YOU CAUGHT THE BALL, AGAIN!

Wright AS A RAVEN MAKES HIS FIRST CONTRIBUTION FOR THE NINERS ON A HOLDING CALL ON BOLDIN!

AND....another f**king field goal...

HOLY f**k NUGGET! WIFE JUST ASKED ME ABOUT A CAN OF GREAT STUFF THAT I HAVE OUT IN THE GARAGE. YOU KNOW, THAT FOAM s**t...BUT THAT AIN'T IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW. Though, if I wish to live, I better go get that can...BUT ANYWAY, KAEPERNICK, you know the dude who can't play QB..JUST BOMBED ONE FOR 76 YARDS....AGAINST WRIGHT! WHO USED TO BE WITH US, BUT NEVER WAS, BECAUSE HE WAS MOODY! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! T. SMITH BOMB AGAINST HIS OLD TEAM! 76 YARDS! IN THE AIR EVEN!

A PICK of Flacco, WHILE I WAS IN THE GARAGE GETTING SOME GREAT STUFF! HOLY s**t! I NEED TO GO OUT THERE MORE OFTEN!

AND THEN .....another field goal...

T. SMITH AGAIN!! NINERS ARE VICTIMIZING WRIGHT! LOOK, HE IS A HOSTAGE!

AND THEN...Kap sacked...

After the Acker pick, we get the ball back! But Hyde goes down...on his own. Since this is real time, we can only hope for the best. I yank him at this point. No reason to keep him out there.

OLD MAN BOLDIN!!!

AND ANOTHER......field goal...

And then we stall on offense; and this just in, a bad punt....

THE TURF MONSTER AT CANDL....ERR I MEAN 3 COM...ER...I MEAN THE STADIUM WHERE HALF OUR FAN BASE GOES INSIDE FOR A COOL REFRESHING MINT SPRITZER BECAUSE "EWWW, FOOTBALL IS PLAYED OUTSIDE? GROSS!" ANYWAY, MR. TURF MONSTER STRIKES AGAIN AGAINST THE RAVENS' KICKER!

OLD MAN BOLDIN! ON A HUGE PLAY!

Pending review...

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLAY!!!!

QUINTON PATTON, DA FUQ??????? CATCHES A BOMB FROM KAEPERNICK for A TD! Wait for it...against WRIGHT!

The two point, doe...

AND WHY NO PENALTY ON SMITH FOR SPINNING THE BALL AT THE FEET OF A NINER PLAYER? DA FUQ, REF?

NICE CATCH BY PATTON AGAINST WRIGHT! AND WE AVOID THE CHALLENGE.

Mike Davis...

HOLDING ON DEFENSE AUTOMATIC FIRST DOWN!!!

Hyde with tough, tough running. Gains one yard. That dude needs a COLD TUB, STAT!

Mike Davis for nothin'...and trying to start some s**t with a dude that has at least fiddy pounds on him.

PENALTY ON US!!! ARGHHHHH!!!

DEFLECTION, BALL f**kING GAME!

2....

Today's Kaepernick lotto numbers are 16/27 340 yards and 2 PASSING TDS! But did you see 76 yard bomb? Those of you still b***hin' about him...

3. Fro engages in schadenfreude...feels bad about it and offers no comments.....other then...

"I am just going to leave this right here."

and.....

"this."

4. Describe the Niner's D....

"Leaky." It needs some tightening. I miss the old days of "pain". And then, as if it were magic, Acker with a nice pick caused by pressure. Oh, and what's that, Flacco threw it off his back foot....hmmm. And then a later set of TDs by Flacco. Hence, it is "leaky." We need to tighten that s**t up.

5. FINAL THOUGHT: WE ARE 2-4! HELL YEAH, I AM EXCITED! WHERE DA FUQ YOU BEEN?

FINAL, FINAL THOUGHT: Good win by the Niners, Kap was not perfect; but man, did he deliver some dimes or what? So happy for the kid. We have a tough test on a short week against a beaten and battered Seahawks team. Sadly, there will be no Point After this Thursday as the wife and I are out on the town....but...there will be a special "The Point BEFORE with Fropwns." So stay tuned for that s**t.

I am Fropwns.

[ Edited by fropwns on Oct 18, 2015 at 4:51 PM ]

Happy for the win. OBVIOUSLY! However, and you know there's a "however". We still suck in the Red Zone. Getting sick and tired of field goals there. Thank God Smith dropped that TD pass from Flacco, and the turf betrayed their kicker on that field goal attempt, or this would have been yet another heartbreaking loss. Again, no pass rush. Again, no holes for Hyde. Again, we let a team get back into it at the end and almost lost another one. Kap has rebounded better than I woyld have suspected from those horrendous early games, but still has a ways to go; needs to know when to step up into the pocket and when to get the heck out of Dodge, AND when to throw it away instead of taking a sack or running out of bounds for a loss. Made some really pretty throws though and the fact that he didn't just fold after the aforementioned abysmal efforts, shows strength of character.
I'm not sure what can be done re that missing pass rush other that to start giving the subs more looks, incl Purcell, who yet again, didn't dress. Oh well, let's take this win and continue to Monday Morning Quarterback. LOL