Possibly worst written article ever | Page 2

EdEs · 2011-09-05T09:43:11-07:00

I don't post often but had to post because of this guy's horrible article. Note coach Mike Harbaugh, Scott Tolzien our 2nd round pick, and that Scott Tolzien tossed up a pick and a touch down against the chargers for us to help us win the game. One quarterback exits, and another, younger quarterback enters. It's a tough league, this NFL. One day after releasing Josh McCown, the San Francisco 49ers have signed second-round pick Scott Tolzien as a backup to the starter, Alex Smith and his backup, Colin Kaepernick. Tolzien and Kaepernick are rookies. If Smith is injured, that means an untested captain takes the 9ers helm, according to SF Gate. Gate writer Eric Branch writes that Kaepernick had a 23.9 quarterback rating during the preseason. Tolzien went 16-40-23 for 226 yards, with one TD and one interception against the San Diego Chargers. That was the 49ers last pre-season game, and they won it 20-17. Tolzien is a Wisconsin grad -- and a Big Ten All-Academic standout, to boot. A good fit for a thinking-man's, more complicated West Coast Offense that head coach Mike Harbaugh instituted. http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/sports/49ers-Sign-Rookie-Quarterback-129255208.html This may get shut down quickly but I think it is very entertaining

Sep 5, 2011 at 10:51 AM

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montana9er
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WTF!!! It's pretty sad when my 6 year old son knows more about football than this idiot

Sep 5, 2011 at 10:52 AM

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krizay
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BuZzB writes articles nbcbayarea?

Sep 5, 2011 at 10:59 AM

#18

wysiwyg
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Given the death of newspapers and the proliferation of blogs-as-online-newspapers, the first group of people laid off were the editors and fact checkers.

If the author doesn't have the pride to do their own fact checking, the Internet will do it for them.

Sep 5, 2011 at 11:14 AM

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SonocoNinerFan
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Originally posted by susweel:
modded...don't say that....even as a joke.

Sep 5, 2011 at 11:20 AM

#20

LasVegasWally
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He actually gets paid for this?

Sep 5, 2011 at 12:10 PM

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WRATHman44
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Originally posted by SofaKing:
My favorite part was when he wrote that Tolzien was 16-40-23 passing. I is confused.

sixteen completions, forty yards, 23 interceptions (or touchdowns, or yards)? Dude's an idiot.

Sep 5, 2011 at 3:03 PM

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DonnieDarko
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Originally posted by krizay:
BuZzB writes articles nbcbayarea?

LOL not for long apparently

Sep 5, 2011 at 3:06 PM

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TheRambler
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Originally posted by DonnieDarko:

Originally posted by krizay:
BuZzB writes articles nbcbayarea?

LOL not for long apparently

I heard Scott Tolzien read this article, then used his mind to suffocate the author.

Sep 5, 2011 at 3:09 PM

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WRATHman44
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Originally posted by aman49:

Originally posted by DonnieDarko:

Originally posted by krizay:
BuZzB writes articles nbcbayarea?

LOL not for long apparently

I heard Scott Tolzien read this article, then used his mind to suffocate the author.

And impregnate the author's wife... with editors

Sep 5, 2011 at 3:14 PM

#25

TheRambler
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Originally posted by WRATHman44:

Originally posted by aman49:

Originally posted by DonnieDarko:

Originally posted by krizay:
BuZzB writes articles nbcbayarea?

LOL not for long apparently

I heard Scott Tolzien read this article, then used his mind to suffocate the author.

And impregnate the author's wife... with editors

Tolzien is a merciless God, but a wise one nonetheless.

Sep 5, 2011 at 3:17 PM

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Esco
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meh, I've written worse

Sep 5, 2011 at 3:50 PM

#27

WRATHman44
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Originally posted by aman49:

Originally posted by WRATHman44:

Originally posted by aman49:

Originally posted by DonnieDarko:

Originally posted by krizay:
BuZzB writes articles nbcbayarea?

LOL not for long apparently

I heard Scott Tolzien read this article, then used his mind to suffocate the author.

And impregnate the author's wife... with editors

Tolzien is a merciless God, but a wise one nonetheless.

and fair: each editor was carrying a coupon for one free month on match.com, so the poor gal won't suffer in solitude for the sins of her idiot husband.

Sep 5, 2011 at 3:50 PM

#28

WRATHman44
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Originally posted by Esco:
meh, I've written worse

I SEEN HIM!