NO! You can't! I won't let you! If I do, then the mites in my eyebrows will transform and combine like some kind of horrific Voltron. They will become super intelligent and burrow into my eye socket and take over my brain! Once under their control I will be forced to eat coconuts and watch the same episode of Leave it to Beaver until my brain finally melts out of my ears.

Is that what you want? Is it?

















































Ok, time for me to go to sleep now. G'night and good luck to you.