49er organizational smoke screen code words cracked;

Originally posted by glorydayz:


Did I miss anything?

the boat

Jeez....

Originally posted by boast:

Originally posted by glorydayz:


Did I miss anything?

the boat

lol

lol

asspect

Originally posted by glorydayz:
We will build through the draft = We can't attract free agents without over paying them because we are so unorganized no one wants to come here. Luckily draft picks generally have no say in which team they are going to have to play for.

I need to look at the film = I wasn't paying attention when that happend or I am so embarassed I don't feel like talikng about it.

I want winners = someone that already knows how to play because we can't coach ANY asspect of football.

We will win the west = this is doable, almost every third place team in all the other division will have a better record than the NFC west champion.

Did I miss anything?

Fixed.

~Ceadder

we are considering a rise in ticket prices = your tickets will cost more next season.

[ Edited by global_nomad on Dec 4, 2010 at 19:32:38 ]

He gives us the best chance to win = yeah, he's a screw up too but he's faster than the other screw ups

We will stop = It's pretty darn easy to stop the other team when the opponents entire team has the giggles watching our ineptitude

We will overpower them= strategy and game planning isn't our strong suits so we better rough em up instead

We will be physical with an F = Unfortunately we will be graded on a curve with the rest of the teams in the league so an F is probably the best we can muster

The guy is a natural leader = He's smarter than the rest of the guys and sees right through my BS, so I gotta play him

we just need to execute = we don't make adjustments so the players need to make our 10 plays work, when the defense knows what's coming.

[ Edited by global_nomad on Dec 4, 2010 at 19:37:50 ]

competition is a good thing = as coaches we are going to leave all options open because we aren't sure how to develop players.

Mike Singletary is our coach. We will win with him.

Translation: you're screwed BM(bigmike), and hope you enjoy the last few games you will ever get a shot at as HC. Boy did we ever blow it when we hired your lame azz. But the season is thankfully almost gone now, and we are anxious to make another lame pick as HC. Won't be you, tho, bubba. Oh, and nice job with those first quick losses. And your pressers? headed straight to Canton as an example of what a real fool looks like and sounds like after a good old fashioned butt whippin. Hang in there big guy, you are only staying because nobody has the balz to fire you before end of season. Motivational speaker? Hah. You torched that one by staying on with the 49ers when a real man would have resigned in shame. Good luck with the speaking gig, tho. You are really gonna have to go some to motivate some dumb schmuck to hire you to motivate anything.

Quite possibly the worst thread I have seen in NT.

PM me if you have a question about the lock.