Crabtree Discussion Thread

Wait so MC Hammer really was there? WTF?

BLEAHHHHHHHH!

Originally posted by blunt_probe:
Wait so MC Hammer really was there? WTF?

It was odd enough that both Jed York and Michael Crabtree took escape routes to avoid talking to me. Then, I see Crabtree break into a trot (not exactly a sprint) to get away from me. Then, I realize the guy who helped both escape -- the guy who look...ed like MC Hammer -- really WAS . . . MC Hammer. This is my job, folks.

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/matt.maiocco?ref=nf

If memory serves . . . Deion Sanders lived in MC Hammer's Fremont mansion in 1994 when Deion played for 49ers.
http://twitter.com/MattMaiocco

Crabtree=Deion=Mc Hammer

[ Edited by global_nomad on Oct 6, 2009 at 20:41:18 ]

Originally posted by Thorhawk:

Originally posted by global_nomad:
Can't see myself sleepin much tonight

http://twitter.com/MichaelCrabtree

fake account

how do you know? I'm not 2nd guessing i just don't use twitter or fb or msp

Originally posted by matt49er:

Originally posted by Thorhawk:

Originally posted by global_nomad:
Can't see myself sleepin much tonight

http://twitter.com/MichaelCrabtree

fake account

how do you know? I'm not 2nd guessing i just don't use twitter or fb or msp

Is anyone stupid enough to announce how badly he wants to play during a holdout? And talking badly about Jerry Rice? Plus, he only has 100 or so followers. Obviously fake.

Originally posted by B650:

Originally posted by matt49er:

Originally posted by Thorhawk:

Originally posted by global_nomad:
Can't see myself sleepin much tonight

http://twitter.com/MichaelCrabtree

fake account

how do you know? I'm not 2nd guessing i just don't use twitter or fb or msp

Is anyone stupid enough to announce how badly he wants to play during a holdout? And talking badly about Jerry Rice? Plus, he only has 100 or so followers. Obviously fake.

my theory is that he had it on private since he was told to not make any public statements during his holdout. Now that things appear to be "getting done" he has made it public. hence the reason there are tweets from two or three weeks ago but he only has 100+ followers.

plus yes I think Crabtree is cocky/dumb enough to talk to s**t to GOAT and make stupid comments like "farve, now thats a real qb".

[ Edited by global_nomad on Oct 6, 2009 at 20:46:40 ]

Originally posted by global_nomad:

Originally posted by B650:

Originally posted by matt49er:

Originally posted by Thorhawk:

Originally posted by global_nomad:
Can't see myself sleepin much tonight

http://twitter.com/MichaelCrabtree

fake account

how do you know? I'm not 2nd guessing i just don't use twitter or fb or msp

Is anyone stupid enough to announce how badly he wants to play during a holdout? And talking badly about Jerry Rice? Plus, he only has 100 or so followers. Obviously fake.

my theory is that he had it on private since he was told to not make any public statements during his holdout. Now that things appear to be "getting done" he has made it public. hence the reason there are tweets from two or three weeks ago but he only has 100+ followers.

plus yes I think Crabtree is cocky/dumb enough to talk to s**t to GOAT and make stupid comments like "farve, now thats a real qb".

I think the real Crabtree probably knows how to spell "Favre."

Originally posted by global_nomad:

Originally posted by B650:

Originally posted by matt49er:

Originally posted by Thorhawk:

Originally posted by global_nomad:
Can't see myself sleepin much tonight

http://twitter.com/MichaelCrabtree

fake account

how do you know? I'm not 2nd guessing i just don't use twitter or fb or msp

Is anyone stupid enough to announce how badly he wants to play during a holdout? And talking badly about Jerry Rice? Plus, he only has 100 or so followers. Obviously fake.

my theory is that he had it on private since he was told to not make any public statements during his holdout. Now that things appear to be "getting done" he has made it public. hence the reason there are tweets from two or three weeks ago but he only has 100+ followers.

plus yes I think Crabtree is cocky/dumb enough to talk to s**t to GOAT and make stupid comments like "farve, now thats a real qb".

sounds fake, to be honest

Everytime I leave for an hour this story gets more absurd.

For you twitter or facebook experts. Is David Wells (the gangster idiot cousin of Crabtree) saying anything about the negotiations?

Originally posted by global_nomad:

Originally posted by B650:

Originally posted by matt49er:

Originally posted by Thorhawk:

Originally posted by global_nomad:
Can't see myself sleepin much tonight

http://twitter.com/MichaelCrabtree

fake account

how do you know? I'm not 2nd guessing i just don't use twitter or fb or msp

Is anyone stupid enough to announce how badly he wants to play during a holdout? And talking badly about Jerry Rice? Plus, he only has 100 or so followers. Obviously fake.

my theory is that he had it on private since he was told to not make any public statements during his holdout. Now that things appear to be "getting done" he has made it public. hence the reason there are tweets from two or three weeks ago but he only has 100+ followers.

plus yes I think Crabtree is cocky/dumb enough to talk to s**t to GOAT and make stupid comments like "farve, now thats a real qb".

*massive facepalm*

Can't sign this
Can't crab this
Can't sign this
Can't crab this

My, my, my agent negotiate so hard
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With no 40 time and two broke feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the D-Town
And I'm known as a bust
And this is a beat, uh, Mel can't touch

I told you Deion (can't sign this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (can't crab this)
Look at my greedy eyes, man (You can't sign this)
Yo, let me bust the money lyrics (can't crab this)

Fresh new kicks, got my advance
Subway and Nike, took a chance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly deal and crank this Crabtree beat
While it's rolling, hold on
Spend a little bit and let 'em know you holdin out
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission to go top 5
Let 'em know, that you aint no jive
And this is a beat, uh, you can't crank

Yo, I told you (can't sign this)
Jed, Why you standing there, man? (can't Crab this)
Yo, sound the bell, Raye's Offensive school is in, sucka (can't sign this)

Give me a song, or money
Sing makes em sweat, that's real funny
Now, they know
You talking about the Crabber you talking about a show (well, after you pay me)
That's hype, and tight
Players are sweating so pass them a wipe
I'm sitting at home, reading my clips
What's it gonna take for the Jets to Flip
The draft? Legit
Either get paid lots or you might as well quit

That's word because you know...

Can't sign this
Can't crab this
Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Crabber time!

Go with the dough, it is said
That if you can't sign for this (40 mil) then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in some honey
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your money
This is it, for a whiner
Dance to this, cuz I'm not a 9er
Move, slide your ash
Just for a minute, give me all your cash

Yeah... (can't sign this)
Look, man (can't crab this)
You better get hype, boy, because you know (can't sign this)
Ring the bell, Deion's money school's back in (can't crab this)

Break it down! Stop, Crabber time!
Can't sign this
Can't crab this
Can't sign this

Break it down! (Nice money, Crabber) Stop, crabber time!

Every time you see me
The Crabber's wallet's full
I'm dope on the field and money in my trunk
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making (NFL) records and I'm just a punk
I've toured around the world, from Tampa to the Bay
It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"
Get me a contract so I can play

Can't sign this
Can't crab this
Can't sign this
Can't crab this
Can't sign this
Can't crab this
Can't sign this

MC Hammer tweetwe he is in a Monte Hall state of mind. He did this about 7 hours ago, so like at 2 p.m. Monty Hall was the host of let's make a deal.

http://twitter.com/mchammer

well if its really MC Hammer, he is not twitting anything about crabtree.

MC Hammer Twitter

Originally posted by B650:

Originally posted by matt49er:

Originally posted by Thorhawk:

Originally posted by global_nomad:
Can't see myself sleepin much tonight

http://twitter.com/MichaelCrabtree

fake account

how do you know? I'm not 2nd guessing i just don't use twitter or fb or msp

Is anyone stupid enough to announce how badly he wants to play during a holdout? And talking badly about Jerry Rice? Plus, he only has 100 or so followers. Obviously fake.

Plus real accounts from famous people have that "verified account" like OchoCinco's does. I dont know if that Crabtree one is real or not but it doesnt look real to me

http://twitter.com/help/verified