Mock offseason by sfbuckeye

Man every time I read this mock, I get a good f**king laugh out of it . I wonder if we can somehow get Urban Meyer to be the head coach or maybe Brian Kelly?

It's Tank Carradine! And Ian Williams

Originally posted by Hysterikal:

Originally posted by SFBuckeye:

Hey I just wish we could justify taking Elliot he's the next Tomlinson in my opinion! He and Hyde would be an unstoppable 1/2 punch'

Yeah and Ahmad Plummer should have #29 retired with the niners!

What's Plummer got to do with it? Have you watched the Buckeyes play. Elliott is a great rb, better than Hyde in my book. I've watched every game they've played. Did u see Elliott run over Alabama and send them crying to the sideline. Competition breeds champions not giving every pick 4 years to prove there selves!

Originally posted by JDMathews49ers:

Man every time I read this mock, I get a good f**king laugh out of it . I wonder if we can somehow get Urban Meyer to be the head coach or maybe Brian Kelly?

Michigan sucks!

Originally posted by SFBuckeye:

What's Plummer got to do with it? Have you watched the Buckeyes play. Elliott is a great rb, better than Hyde in my book. I've watched every game they've played. Did u see Elliott run over Alabama and send them crying to the sideline. Competition breeds champions not giving every pick 4 years to prove there selves!

Ahmed Plummer played his college football at the horseshoe. Funny you bring up Alabama. How many of their players get over drafted because the program is successful? Trent Richardson? Eddie Lacy? Dre Kirkpatrick? Courtney Upshaw? The list goes on.

Originally posted by Hysterikal:

... Just gonna let Josh Gordon stay on the Browns. Give up some draft picks for that guy!

Josh Gordon, Corey Coleman and Torrey Smith would be nasty though. Make it happen!

Oswieller is nothing special. I don't even think he's walk in and start her have to compete

Where to start...woah. First of all, Kelly won't ask Baalke to trade Kap 'til he proves his career isn't salvageable. Hue Jackson's not giving up two 3rd rd picks, either. So, a number of the FA's you proposed won't happen. Forte might be a nice addition to the RB corps...but, if Baalke wouldn't retain Gore, why would he sign Forte, who'll be 31 this season with a lot of wear 'n tear. That said, with Hyde starting, Forte wouldn't be an every down back. Manning will most likely be playing his last game as a Bronco (or for any team) in the SB. So, it's pretty unlikely they'd be willing to let Osweiler go at this point. If you're re-signing Boone, why bring in Mathis, who'll be 35 this year...especially on a 2-yr deal. Thumbs up on Travathan, Wilkerson. & Boykin. Not so sure Ian Williams is the guy we need at NT...Damon Harrison (Jets) is a beastly run-stopper. With Armstead and Wilkerson bookending Harrison, that would be a huge step forward for our DL. The OLB corps minus Brooks is young and relatively inexperienced...not saying he shouldn't be cut, but I'd cut Lemonier and bring in a vet like Nick Perry. I'd bring in a vet WR, too...like Kearse, Travis Benjamin or Marvin Jones. Torrey Smith's the only experienced vet...Rogers looks very promising, but is untested in the NFL. Four of your six WR's would be rookies., not something Baalke/Kelly would likely do.

As for the draft, Baalke will likely make some trades...but trading down twice in the first round...seems unlikely. Naturally, who they sign in FA will have some bearing on their draft board. Going in with 12 picks is huge...it's possible he'll trade down some to garner more picks. I like a lot of your draft players...still, 16's a heckuva lot of picks. My sense is Baalke/Kelly will largely go for quality as opposed to quantity, but we'll see. I'd back off some of your Ohio St guys...there's a lot of good schools out there with a lot of worthy picks.

Stopped at signing Mathis.. that dude wants no part of Chip

even if Brock Osweilwe

Your attempt at comedy is noted...

Aside from the fact that the Niners only have 12 picks total
AND
you think they will have enough cap room to sign SIX high end free agent starters
AND
2 top 100 prospects (Garnett and Butler) being drafted in the 6th round

Nice mock!

I love love love love the draft but that's about it

Way way too many picks, also those FA signings are a pipe dream IMO, Osweiler isn't leaving Denver.

Also we wouldn't save that much for Kap, it's around $8.493M if traded. We may not be able to cut him and save room since he could file a grievance against us.

easily in the top 5 of worst mocks of all time