The Key to Success: Sixth's First Annual 49er "Mock" Draft

TheSixthRing · 2010-03-23T13:49:25-07:00

If the 49ers want to make a Super Bowl anytime over the next few years, having a good draft this year will be key. If the 49ers execute their draft the way I have it, we will be well on our way to The Sixth Ring! Round 1, Pick 13: Ndamukong Suh We need a big dude on the defensive line, and this dude is pretty big. I don't know if he can sack a whole bunch, but he can eat stuff pretty good. Round 1, Pick 17: Eric Berry The Berry without the straw, this dude is pretty good. He's not big like Suh, but he makes up for his lack of size by running pretty good. Yeah, he's a good runner. We need him. Round 2, Pick 49: Gerald McCoy We need another big dude. Trust me. He eats more than Suh, too, but he's stays away from milk. He doesn't like the lack of color. Round 3, Pick 79: Bryan Bulaga With Okung and Davis off the board by the late 2nd round, we'll need to address big guy stuff on the other side of the ball. This guy can finish off a 12 pack of hot dogs. By himself! Round 4, Pick 114: Kareem Jackson The son of a basketball legend. I think. 'Nuff said. Round 5, Pick 145: CJ Spiller Frank Gore needs a dude to root for him. This guy is a good rooter. Round 6, Pick 182: Traded. Round 6, Pick 206: Bruce Campbell He was pretty good in those Evil Dead movies, plus I miss Brisco County, Jr. That was an underrated show. Round 7, Pick 220: Mike Iupati Traded 6th and 7th round for this sweet draft position. This guys pretty good at chewing and swallowing, so he's pretty much a big guy by default. Round 7, Pick 224: Traded

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Mar 23, 2010 at 6:36 PM

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tohara3
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Originally posted by DaDivaRecieva15:
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Mar 24, 2010 at 1:40 PM

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CorvaNinerFan
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Good for a yuk...that's about it...

Mar 24, 2010 at 3:17 PM

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hklar17
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lol man this seriously gave me a good laugh

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