Texas now owns college sports

Originally posted by valrod33:

Originally posted by pantstickle:

Originally posted by 9erfan4life:

Originally posted by pantstickle:

Originally posted by 9erfan4life:
pfft

BigTenNetwork is better

Probably, but that one has to share the revenue. This one is all UT.

Big Ten network covers a dozen schools in what 10 states. It’s broadcast in 40 million homes (70m+ in US and Canada)

There are 9.7 million households in Texas.

If I’m an add director I’m paying to have my commercials in 70+m homes

Texas doesn’t even own its own state Jerry Jones does

This will be broadcast outside of Texas. Our tubes reach out of the state.

you lie too much

Originally posted by pantstickle:

Originally posted by valrod33:

Originally posted by pantstickle:

Originally posted by 9erfan4life:

Originally posted by pantstickle:

Originally posted by 9erfan4life:
pfft

BigTenNetwork is better

Probably, but that one has to share the revenue. This one is all UT.

Big Ten network covers a dozen schools in what 10 states. It’s broadcast in 40 million homes (70m+ in US and Canada)

There are 9.7 million households in Texas.

If I’m an add director I’m paying to have my commercials in 70+m homes

Texas doesn’t even own its own state Jerry Jones does

This will be broadcast outside of Texas. Our tubes reach out of the state.

you lie too much

My tubes reach your butthole.

Originally posted by valrod33:

Originally posted by pantstickle:

Originally posted by valrod33:

Originally posted by pantstickle:

Originally posted by 9erfan4life:

Originally posted by pantstickle:

Originally posted by 9erfan4life:
pfft

BigTenNetwork is better

Probably, but that one has to share the revenue. This one is all UT.

Big Ten network covers a dozen schools in what 10 states. It’s broadcast in 40 million homes (70m+ in US and Canada)

There are 9.7 million households in Texas.

If I’m an add director I’m paying to have my commercials in 70+m homes

Texas doesn’t even own its own state Jerry Jones does

This will be broadcast outside of Texas. Our tubes reach out of the state.

you lie too much

My tubes reach your butthole.

Originally posted by Jamespowers:

Originally posted by valrod33:

Originally posted by pantstickle:

Originally posted by valrod33:

Originally posted by pantstickle:

Originally posted by 9erfan4life:

Originally posted by pantstickle:

Originally posted by 9erfan4life:
pfft

BigTenNetwork is better

Probably, but that one has to share the revenue. This one is all UT.

Big Ten network covers a dozen schools in what 10 states. It’s broadcast in 40 million homes (70m+ in US and Canada)

There are 9.7 million households in Texas.

If I’m an add director I’m paying to have my commercials in 70+m homes

Texas doesn’t even own its own state Jerry Jones does

This will be broadcast outside of Texas. Our tubes reach out of the state.

you lie too much

My tubes reach your butthole.

interesting comeback

Originally posted by TX9R:
This is funny

How exactly one university fills a 24-hour a day, seven day-a-week programming schedule, though, is a viable concern. You don’t want hours of shake-weight infomercials. Fortunately, the Yahoo! Sports investigative team was able to obtain secret documents detailing preliminary plans.

Midnight Replay of the 2006 Rose Bowl

2:00 The Most Interesting Man in the World: Mack Brown

2:30 This is Oklahoma Football: The John Blake Era!

3:00 Our Greatest American Heroes: Mario Edwards, defensive end, Denton Ryan High School

3:30 Mad Money: Have we mentioned how dang rich we are?

4:00 Who Stole Vince Young’s Heisman? Live Interview with Lloyd Lake

4:30 Remember the Alamo: Panel discussion on remembering the Alamo

5:00 Walker, Texas Ranger: Chuck Norris wears Mack Brown pajamas

5:30 Bevo: Our mascot will kick your mascot’s ass

6:00 Bored to Death: Lubbock

6:30 Our Greatest American Heroes: Cayleb Jones, wide receiver, Austin High School

7:00 Around the Longhorn: Panel of ESPN journalists discuss how Texas has the world’s greatest football program. The least enthusiastic gets fired

7:30 Did you know Colt McCoy and Jordan Shipley were roommates? (Hosted by Brent Musburger)

8:00 Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? Live from College Station

8:30 Football’s Greatest Minds: 5. Parcells 4. Belichick 3. Walsh 2. Lombardi 1. Mack Brown

9:00 Replay of the 2006 Rose Bowl

11:00 Fair and Balanced: ESPN Investigative Journalism

11:01 Our Greatest American Heroes: Trey Williams, running back, Spring Dekaney High School

11:30 Dirty Rotten Scoundrels: Bob Stoops, Gary Patterson, T. Boone Pickens, Jack Mildren

Noon Jersey Shore: Galveston: Sammi screams at Ronnie behind the oil refinery

12:30 The Complete Anthology of the last 20 Red River Shootouts (1991-92, 1994, 1997-1999, 2005-06, 2008-09 games only)

1:00 This is Your Life Tom Osborne: 2006 Nebraska Governor’s Race

1:30 Don’t Mess With Texas: Panel discussion on why you don’t mess with Texas

1:45 Leaders and Legends: You need an entire conference to have a network? How quaint

2:00 The Rick Barnes Show

2:01 The Mack Brown Show

4:00 Replay of the 2006 Rose Bowl

6:00 Our Greatest American Heroes: Jonathan Gray, running back, Aledo High School

6:30 Unsolved Mysteries: Wait, we let Cam Newton get out of Texas?

6:45 The Longhorn Network’s Sexiest Man Alive: Mack Brown

7:00 Today in Texas Women’s Sports

7:01 Today in Texas Football Recruiting

8:00 Last Comic Standing: Aggie Jokes

8:30 Weather Center: Do you realize how dang cold it gets in Norman?

9:00 Our Greatest American Heroes: Thomas Johnson, wide receiver, Dallas Skyline High School

9:30 Mad Men: I’m a Man! I’m 40! And other possibly mentally unstable people from Oklahoma

10:00 Mad Money II: Have we mentioned how much dang money this network is making us?

10:30 Can you believe the NCAA is going to allow us to show high school football games? Panel discussion on how great it is the NCAA is going to allow us to show high school football games.

11:00 The UT Cheerleaders: Mississippi State ain’t got nothin’ on us

11:30 Replay of the 2006 Rose Bowl

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/slant/201101/longhorn-network-programming-schedule#

Originally posted by pantstickle:

Originally posted by aman49:
LOL, they couldn't even break .500 this year.

Yeah, a year after losing once. We'll be fine.

Originally posted by dobo:
lol, aggies and sooners are pissed