A Story about Paranormal Investigation and Elimination

As I capped off the night and attained my 20th crown in Fall Guys today (I have over 1000+ more and a golden cock to prove it btw), I was notified about this updated thread by my sources. And of course I give this thread 5 out of 5 avocados simply because....

.....he acknowledges my taste in all things J-pop and my love for my AKB48 oshimen Shimazaki Haruka, aka salty b***h, aka the dgaf queen, aka Paruru:


Because I am VA Stantz, it's only fitting that I enjoy this moment:


and now here is future NFL Hall of Famer Patrick Willis committing murder:


Good f**king night!

Wtf is this?

Originally posted by debo4mvp:
Wtf is this?

You will learn in time young padawan.

straight a nuts......and loved every bit. thank you.

"Yes it's true........this man has no dick"

Originally posted by Aj_hwd954:
Wtf is going on here

Powerful, mind-bending drugs. A lot of them.

Originally posted by billbird2111:

Originally posted by Aj_hwd954:
Wtf is going on here

Powerful, mind-bending drugs. A lot of them.

Never taken a drug that was not prescribed to me. I don't smoke. I don't drink. I am naturally aspirated, sir.

Originally posted by fropwns:

Originally posted by billbird2111:

Originally posted by Aj_hwd954:
Wtf is going on here

Powerful, mind-bending drugs. A lot of them.

Never taken a drug that was not prescribed to me. I don't smoke. I don't drink. I am naturally aspirated, sir.

Originally posted by fropwns:

Originally posted by billbird2111:

Originally posted by Aj_hwd954:
Wtf is going on here

Powerful, mind-bending drugs. A lot of them.

Never taken a drug that was not prescribed to me. I don't smoke. I don't drink. I am naturally aspirated, sir.

You're just jacked up on mountain dewwwww! We appreciate your mind-movie connection. I too am a movie connoisseur and apply lines accordingly

Originally posted by fropwns:

Originally posted by billbird2111:

Originally posted by Aj_hwd954:
Wtf is going on here

Powerful, mind-bending drugs. A lot of them.

Never taken a drug that was not prescribed to me. I don't smoke. I don't drink. I am naturally aspirated, sir.

Interesting. My ex-wife told doctors she had been injecting "water" into her veins when she was taken into the hospital and put on a 5150 Hold. The holes I saw in her arms from multiple injections were pretty scary.

Of course I visited. Of course I brought her the items she wanted me to bring to her. Because that is what ex-husbands do when the ex-wife calls out of the blue for help.

My joke about mind-bending drug use was just a joke and I hope you took it as such.

Originally posted by billbird2111:

Originally posted by fropwns:

Originally posted by billbird2111:

Originally posted by Aj_hwd954:
Wtf is going on here

Powerful, mind-bending drugs. A lot of them.

Never taken a drug that was not prescribed to me. I don't smoke. I don't drink. I am naturally aspirated, sir.

Interesting. My ex-wife told doctors she had been injecting "water" into her veins when she was taken into the hospital and put on a 5150 Hold. The holes I saw in her arms from multiple injections were pretty scary.

Of course I visited. Of course I brought her the items she wanted me to bring to her. Because that is what ex-husbands do when the ex-wife calls out of the blue for help.

My joke about mind-bending drug use was just a joke and I hope you took it as such.

Always, Bill. Always.

Originally posted by elguapo:

Originally posted by fropwns:

Originally posted by billbird2111:

Originally posted by Aj_hwd954:
Wtf is going on here

Powerful, mind-bending drugs. A lot of them.

Never taken a drug that was not prescribed to me. I don't smoke. I don't drink. I am naturally aspirated, sir.

You're just jacked up on mountain dewwwww! We appreciate your mind-movie connection. I too am a movie connoisseur and apply lines accordingly

Coffee, my man. It makes cocaine look like Tylenol.

Originally posted by fropwns:

Originally posted by elguapo:

Originally posted by fropwns:

Originally posted by billbird2111:

Originally posted by Aj_hwd954:
Wtf is going on here

Powerful, mind-bending drugs. A lot of them.

Never taken a drug that was not prescribed to me. I don't smoke. I don't drink. I am naturally aspirated, sir.

You're just jacked up on mountain dewwwww! We appreciate your mind-movie connection. I too am a movie connoisseur and apply lines accordingly

Coffee, my man. It makes cocaine look like Tylenol.

idk about that.. the white stuff would have you 15 pages deep.. easy