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Niners Hire Former WR Miles Austin as Quality Control Coach

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Originally posted by braap49er:
What does a quality control coach do!???

Cut up film, get coffee, make sure the lights are turned off...basically b***h work
Originally posted by Bronco_Negroski:
Originally posted by susweel:
Yes !.......... he's the missing piece to putting us over the hump and beat the cardinals.

_____ yourself. Choose the verb.
"fustigate" as in "go fustigate yourself!"

sounds bad--its not.

"fustigate--to beat with a stick."

You could look it up.

My man sus don't need no stick. He bad.
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Originally posted by Hoovtrain:
I believe he also used to bang a kardashian so not sure how I feel about this

He's got good looks and he's a dumb f**k
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Originally posted by NYniner85:
Originally posted by braap49er:
What does a quality control coach do!???

Cut up film, get coffee, make sure the lights are turned off...basically b***h work

Spit shine Saleh's head before a prime time game, etc....
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Originally posted by thl408:
Do Welker and Austin even know Sean McVay?

They use to punk him for his lunch money
Originally posted by thl408:
Do Welker and Austin even know Sean McVay?

I don't think so or they'd be getting HC gigs.....
Originally posted by susweel:
Yes !.......... he's the missing piece to putting us over the hump and beat the cardinals.

If you died and went to hell you would tell Satan it's not hot enough down here.
Originally posted by Hysterikal:
So our best receivers are coaches cool

LMFAO, I love the zone
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Originally posted by braap49er:
What does a quality control coach do!???

Learn the job from the bottom up.
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Originally posted by dj43:
Originally posted by braap49er:
What does a quality control coach do!???

Learn the job from the bottom up.

So gets coffee and makes copies.

Originally posted by Niners816:
Originally posted by thl408:
Do Welker and Austin even know Sean McVay?

I don't think so or they'd be getting HC gigs.....

lol
Originally posted by dj43:
Another grinder who had a long NFL career despite going undrafted.

I really like the emphasis Kyle is putting on areas where there is a lot of young talent that needs developing.

#beingheadcoach

As long as he's not anywhere near strength and conditioning, then I'm OK with this hiring. Decent career WR, but this dude had the flimsiest hamstrings in the NFL during his tenure with the Cowboys. I guess they didn't teach stretching out before games over in Dallas during the late 00's.
[ Edited by swoosh6996 on Feb 7, 2019 at 8:20 PM ]
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He'll be placing cones on the field, watch Marsh accidentally kick him on the head #WeTalkingBoutPractice
Originally posted by Phoenix49ers:
Originally posted by Waterbear:
David Boston as our new s̶t̶r̶e̶n̶g̶t̶h̶ PED coach?

FTFY.


Steroids and bad attitude on the practices...NEXT
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