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Presents
REMASTERED-Webzone Style
Fro: Looks back. Does Yoga pants, doe.
Fro: I fly all the way out to LA to watch the Niners lose against the Rams and secure the top pick in the draft and nobody comes to pick me up? Typical.
Meanwhile, inside of the LA Coliseum control room....
Rams/Lambs intern:
Then, all of a sudden, Snake Plisken busts in...
SP: Ahh s**t, wrong 80's flick!
Jeff Fisher:
Jeff Fisher: Why are my men not checking in with me?
Jeff Fisher:
Fro: This guest suite is pretty lame.
Fro: This carpet is nice though. Shame I have gotten blood all over it with these nasty terrorists.
Jeff Fisher:
Motherf**ker.
Fro: Thinks to himself. Now Fro. That was not nice. It is the holidays. And for many, not all, but many, it is Christmas time! The holy day of capitalism! The day a man dressed in a red suit b&e's all over the world! I need to spread joy and halt Jeff Fisher's nefarious plan to cause the Rams to lose! But how to spread that Christmas, capitalistic, cheer?
VA: Oh, the 49ers are so frightful, but having the number one overall pick will be so delightful....Across his walkie-talkie comes a report about a fire fight in LA Coliseum. He responds to the call.
Jeff Fisher: I am getting very tired of the Rams winning this game, Mr. Referee!
Fro: YOU b*****d!
Fro: Who in the hell are you? Austin, does sound nice, though.
Mrs. Fropwns chimed in at this point and politely, and in a nonaggressive or threatening tone, encouraged Fro to get back on script. I am happy to report that he did so with no further incidents.
Fro: Mayday, Mayday, the Niners are now winning the f**king game. And while a part of me is happy, I am freaking out here because we need that number one pick, yo! Can anybody hear me?!?!?
Fro: Pal, Pal. Who was that a*****e? Pal, can you hear me?
Murtaugh:
Fro: Who in the hell was that!?!?!
VA: I'm here, dude. I'm here. You keep your head down. You hear me? Dude, why in the hell are you up there anyway?
Fro:
Jeff Fisher: WE GOT HIM! He is up around the bathroom on the upper deck! Go!
Wrathman:
Jeff Fisher: Did you get him?
Mike Martz:
Fro: Dude, I do not even know you? You post in the wrestling thread?
Crazy Karl: No, he doesn't. And neither do I.
Fro: That's a shame. If you did, you would realize, you could engage in stimulating conversation if you did.
Fro: The Niners are 2-13, Motherf**ker!
Fin
Fro: Wait, we won?
[ Edited by fropwns on Dec 25, 2016 at 8:22 AM ]