The "Guess what s**tty news we'll hear next" Thread

f**k! Get the roids and HGH out of the game Goodell; do your damn job. Guys retiring this young means something is clearly wrong with this game. We have a 30 year old running back who can carry half the defense on his back, and we're supposed to believe it's all "natural"? I love football and want this game to be around for a long time. At this rate the NFL will be done in 10 years.

Baalke resigns. York turns tranny.

Because of all the loud cheering this year, Levi's stadium will be discovered to not be earthquake safe.

Originally posted by Free2FindTruth:

Please pay attention, and please do not be so dismissive. I posted in this thread for a reason, because it is about predicting, and I am teaching post by post how to make real predictions.

It seems more like you're attempting to justifying past events with numbers.

There are no predictions taking place at all.

Originally posted by Young2Rice:
Baalke resigns. York turns tranny.

Hey Mods, this thread is about "s**tty news", not wishful thinking!

Originally posted by TheRathman44:
Someone in here is going to be right about something, and when that happens, I am going to blame them for it.

Never let anyone outside the York family know what you are thinking again.

Luca Brazi sleeps with the JedYorktrannnies

Bowman first then Reid. Cant blame guys for looking out for themselves. The consequences outweigh the benefits, and it isnt even close

Originally posted by Young2Rice:
Baalke resigns. York turns tranny.

Then Baalke becomes priest to marry Jed and Paraag?

OR

Baalke pimps Jed / Bruce Jenner

Originally posted by slowriot:

Originally posted by Dr_Bill_Walsh:
Numbers are used in Scripture, not merely as in Nature, with supernatural design, but with spiritual significance, which may be summarised as follows¹:- ONE. Denotes unity, and commencement. The first occurrences of words or utterances denote their essential significance, in interpretation. Words that occur only once, in the originals, are emphatic and important. First day, Light. The first occurrences of all important words and expressions are noted in the margin. TWO. Denotes difference. If two different persons agree in testimony it is conclusive. Otherwise two implies opposition, enmity, and division, as was the work of the Second day. Compare the use of the word "double" applied to "heart", "tongue", "mind", etc. THREE. Denotes completeness, as three lines complete a plane figure. Hence, three is significant of Divine perfection and completeness. The third day completes the fundamentals of creation-work. The fourth, fifth, and sixth days are the counterpart and repetition of the first, second, and third, and correspond respectively. (See the structure of Genesis 1) The number, three, includes resurrection also; for on the third day the earth rose up out of the deep, and fruit rose up out of the earth. FOUR. Denotes creative works (3+1), and always has reference to the material creation, as pertaining to the earth, and things "under the sun", and things terrestrial. FIVE. Denotes Divine grace. It is 4+1. It is God adding His gifts and blessing to the works of His hands. The Hebrew Ha'aretz (the earth), by "Gematria" (that is to say, the addition of the numerical value of the letters together) is a multiple of four, while Hashamayim (the heavens) is a multiple of five. The Gematria of (charis), the Greek for Grace, is also a multiple of five. It is the leading factor in the Tabernacle measurements. SIX. Denotes the human number. Man was created on the sixth day; and this first occurrence of the number makes it (and all multiples of it) the hall-mark of all connected with man. He works six days. The hours of his day are a multiple of six. Athaliah usurped the throne of Judah six years. The great men who have stood out in defiance of God (Goliath and Nebuchadnezzar and Antichrist) are all emphatically marked by this number. SEVEN. Denotes spiritual perfection. It is the number or hall-mark of the Holy Spirit's work. He is the Author of God's Word, and seven is stamped on it as the water-mark is seen in the manufacture of paper. He is the Author and Giver of life; and seven is the number which regulates every period of Incubation and Gestation, in insects, birds, animals, and man. EIGHT. Denotes resurrection, regeneration; a new beginning or commencement. The eighth is a new first. Hence the octave in music, colour, days of the week, etc. It is the number which has to do with the LORD, Who rose on the eighth, or new "first-day". This is, therefore, the Dominical number. By Gematria (see above), (Jesus) makes the numbers 888. It, or its multiple is impressed on all that has to do with the Lord's Names, the Lord's People, the Lord's works. NINE. Denotes Finality of judgment. It is 3x3, the product of Divine completeness. The number nine, or its factors or multiples, is seen in all cases when judgment is the subject. TEN. Denotes Ordinal perfection. Another new first; after the ninth digit, when numeration commences anew. ELEVEN. Denotes disorder, disorganization, because it is one short of the number twelve (see below). TWELVE. Denotes Governmental perfection. It is the number or factor of all numbers connected with government: whether by Tribes or Apostles, or in measurements of time, or in things which have to do with government in the heavens and the earth. THIRTEEN. Denotes rebellion, apostasy, defection, disintegration, revolution, etc. The first occurrence fixes this (Genesis 14:4); and the second confirms it (Genesis 17:25). It, and its multiples, are seen in all numbers, and in the Gematria (see above) of all names and passages that are associated with rebellion, etc. SEVENTEEN. Denotes a combination of spirit and order (10+7). It is the seventh prime number (as 13 is the sixth prime number). Other numbers follow the laws which govern the smaller numbers, as being their factors, sums, products or multiples: for example; 24 is 12x2, a higher form of 12. 25=5². Grace intensified. 27=3³. Divinity intensified. 28=7x4. Spiritual perfection in connection with the earth. 29=3³. Intensifying of Divine judgment. 30=3x10. Divine perfection, applied to order. 40=10x4. Divine order applied to earthly things. Hence, the number of probation. The four perfect numbers, 3, 7, 10, and 12, have for their product the remarkable number 2,520. It is the Least Common Multiple of the ten digits governing all numeration; and can, therefore, be divided by each of nine digits, without a remainder. It is the number of chronological perfection (7x360).

And paragraphs are used in ..........?

the KJV

Anquan Boldin gets kidnapped by ISIS during charity event

Definitely Reid and Bowman and Justin Smith all retiring.

Originally posted by slowriot:
It seems more like you're attempting to justifying past events with numbers.

There are no predictions taking place at all.

After Week 3 of the NFL season last year, I predicted the Colts would win the Super Bowl, and learned a lesson in why I was wrong. You see, I am trying to decode what I have been witnessing for many seasons through sports.

Let me tell you what happened.

Week 3 was September 21, 2014, or 9/21/14.
This date has a numerology of '44'.
In all of the games played that Sunday, the only teams with scores having anything to do with '44' were the Colts over the Jaguars, and the Ravens over the Browns.
Colts 44-Jaguars 17 (In Week 3 of the prior season, the Seahawks beat Jaguars 45-17) (Seattle is on the 47th parallel, the Space Needle rotation does a full rotation every 47 minutes; TIME = 20+9+13+5 = 47)
Ravens 23- Browns 21 (23+21 = 44)

Also, the Baltimore Colts won the Super Bowl 44-years earlier.

Obviously, my prediction was wrong. But look, the Patriots went through the Ravens and the Colts to the Super Bowl. They then defeated the first team to repeat since them... and Pete Carroll coached the Patriots before the Seahawks in terms of NFL teams...

When the two teams met in the Super Bowl, they were both 14-4 on the season.
Glendale = 60
Arizona = 84
Glendale, Arizona = 144
Mark of the Beast = 144
12x12 = 144
Lots of 12 focus, from the 12th Man, to Brady being 12, to Russell Wilson going 12 for 21... his 21st pass intercepted by #21, playing on the goal line for the first time all season... for all the marbles...
These numbers are no joke.
It is Revelation 7:4 that mention the number 144
Revelation is the 66th Book of the Bible
The First Super Bowl was '66
The Church of Satan was established in SF in '66

Malcolm Butler intercepted the music award for Beck's 12th album, he wore the #21 and intercepted the twenty-first pass of the game...
Beck = 2+5+3+11 = 21

Beck's song 'Loser' debuted on a date with '33 numerology'.
Loser = 3+6+10+5+9 = 33

These are no coincidences. This is why you see the people of the same 'spirituality' in high places, from the NFL, to Hollywood, to record studios, to everyone who owns a television network... it is much deeper than the NFL, I am just bringing the truth to my fellow 49er fans, as we watch our favorite players vanish overnight.

I feel your pain, I'm trying to let you know it is all part of something the sick. The players can't talk, or they end up like Reggie White and Junior Seau, with a suicide to the chest....

Also, there is a reason Vince Lombardi died with 96 wins, a day before the '70 season...
Freemason = 96
Satanism = 96
Knowledge = 96


In other sports... a boxing ring is 96 feet around.
Muhammad Ali = 96
Cassius Clay = 33
CC = 3 and 3...

Yeah....ok

Originally posted by pwillis52beasty:

Originally posted by pahlerbj:
Poster pwillis52beasty will say "f**k Patrick Willis"........oh wait that already happened :(

Frustrated. I didn't really mean it... I'm sad and angry he's gone

LoL damage control

Kaep cut and Gabbert named the starter.


Oh and PJ Fleck comes out of retirement to help our WRs.