Niners 1st offensive play against the Texans

Kap go's back to pass- Staley and Watt collide noses in a blood spewing clash of epic proportion

Originally posted by ninerjok:
Niners win the coinflip and defer. Schaub is blitzed and quickly turns throwing a blind, off-balance, back-across-his-body pass for a pick-six to Donte Hitner. Hitner is penalized unsportsmanlike for his last name being only one letter away from the same as a German dictator (refs couldn't think of anything else).

lol

Handoff to Gore, 6.3 yards

What he said ^

kap playfakes the wrong way, gets hurried up by Watt, throws pick 6 to Joseph.

P-W P-Will is going to cause a fumble, defend a pass, hit/hurry/knockdown Shaub, and run back a pick 6 all on the same play.

Kap goes back to pass and is immediately rushed by Watt who blows up the line of scrimmage. But Kap does a spin move and Watt totally whiffs on his sack attempt. Watt then falls so hard to the ground that he shatters his knee and is screaming in agonizing pain. The horrific screams cause Kap to lose focus and throws the ball right to Joseph. However, Joseph, still in shock from what he just saw happen to Watt, has the ball bounce right off his helmet, and it lands in the hands of Vernon Davis. Vernon Davis has a clear field in front of him and is running toward the endzone, when Donte "Hitner", still amped up from his name change, is confused and decides to put his new last name into action. He goes on the field and blasts VD, knocking the ball from him. Hitner then picks up the ball and runs it 99 yards the other way to the Niners' own endzone, resulting in a safety for the Texans. The refs decide they've seen enough and announce the end of the game. Texans win 2-0.

Bruce Miller motions out wide, runs a go route and sticks his arm up reminiscent of Randy Moss, dusts Jonathan Joseph, Kap hits him deep for an 80 yard td.

Half-back sweep toss to Dixon for 2 yard loss... just because Roman reads the forum and he knows how much this zone would go nuts

Originally posted by ninerjok:
Niners win the coinflip and defer. Schaub is blitzed and quickly turns throwing a blind, off-balance, back-across-his-body pass for a pick-six to Donte Hitner. Hitner is penalized unsportsmanlike for his last name being only one letter away from the same as a German dictator (refs couldn't think of anything else).

lol

Originally posted by pwillis52beasty:

Bruce Miller motions out wide, runs a go route and sticks his arm up reminiscent of Randy Moss, dusts Jonathan Joseph, Kap hits him deep for an 80 yard td.

This

Read option 15yd rush for Kap

the Annexation of Puerto Rico

Pass swatted by Watt at LOS, returned for a pick six. Houston up 6-0...

Originally posted by real9erfan:

Kap goes back to pass and is immediately rushed by Watt who blows up the line of scrimmage. But Kap does a spin move and Watt totally whiffs on his sack attempt. Watt then falls so hard to the ground that he shatters his knee and is screaming in agonizing pain. The horrific screams cause Kap to lose focus and throws the ball right to Joseph. However, Joseph, still in shock from what he just saw happen to Watt, has the ball bounce right off his helmet, and it lands in the hands of Vernon Davis. Vernon Davis has a clear field in front of him and is running toward the endzone, when Donte "Hitner", still amped up from his name change, is confused and decides to put his new last name into action. He goes on the field and blasts VD, knocking the ball from him. Hitner then picks up the ball and runs it 99 yards the other way to the Niners' own endzone, resulting in a safety for the Texans. The refs decide they've seen enough and announce the end of the game. Texans win 2-0.

f**k these damn refs man!