Why Your Team Sucks: San Francisco 49ers

Originally posted by SportsFan:

Originally posted by Hitman49:
You dormant Niners fans should be ashamed of yourselves. I know you, Niners fan. You gave up on the team after all those years of John York buttbungling one of the NFL's premiere franchises. You lit out the second Dennis Erickson was hired. I don't blame you. Dennis Erickson will do that to a man. But the second this team showed signs of life last season, you came right back into the fold and acted like you'd never left. YOU CAN'T FOOL ME. I know that you spent the past decade ignoring football in favor of patrolling farmer's markets for organic rhubarb for your Vietnamese taco truck and I will not sit here and listen to you b******t THE WORLD about how you never lost faith. You don't deserve a defense this nasty. You deserve an exquisitely fragile finesse team that can't run the ball and gives up 79 points in any game with playoff implications. Also, Chris Berman still loves your stupid team and I can't abide that.



lol...I remember Niner fever hit it's high after we beat the Saints...I haven't seen so many ppl wearing Niner gear...everywhere i went...but hey that could be said for any team...all i can say is the true fans were still around and hoping for the glory days to come back...

Yep. f**k, I spent money flying from Toronto to SF during the dogs days of 2 - 14 seasons. I will stick through anything with this team.

Originally posted by Hitman49:
You dormant Niners fans should be ashamed of yourselves. I know you, Niners fan. You gave up on the team after all those years of John York buttbungling one of the NFL's premiere franchises. You lit out the second Dennis Erickson was hired. I don't blame you. Dennis Erickson will do that to a man. But the second this team showed signs of life last season, you came right back into the fold and acted like you'd never left. YOU CAN'T FOOL ME. I know that you spent the past decade ignoring football in favor of patrolling farmer's markets for organic rhubarb for your Vietnamese taco truck and I will not sit here and listen to you b******t THE WORLD about how you never lost faith. You don't deserve a defense this nasty. You deserve an exquisitely fragile finesse team that can't run the ball and gives up 79 points in any game with playoff implications. Also, Chris Berman still loves your stupid team and I can't abide that.



lol...I remember Niner fever hit it's high after we beat the Saints...I haven't seen so many ppl wearing Niner gear...everywhere i went...but hey that could be said for any team...all i can say is the true fans were still around and hoping for the glory days to come back...

Originally posted by HoneyBadger49er:
I love Deadspin, real fans can actually read these and find the humour in them.

Originally posted by kray28:
I think Deadspin is supposed to make me laugh. Thing is, it rarely succeeds.