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Takeo's thoughts about the approaching opening game
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Sep 10, 2009 at 11:09 PM
- Young2Rice
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I wonder if he has been to prison. Haha
Sep 10, 2009 at 11:19 PM
- the_woad
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I had a coach in JV football who gave my team a similar speech during the halftime of our first game. As I remember, it was something to the effect of, "YOUR a*****eS ARE LIKE THIS!" [then he made a really small ring with his thumb and index finger].
The same coach pulled me aside during a Thursday practice when we were rehearsing a blitz package before a game and said (and I quote), "If you f**k up, I will take you on the sideline and rape you in front of your friends and family." [He didn't]
True story.
[ Edited by the_woad on Sep 10, 2009 at 23:23:37 ]
The same coach pulled me aside during a Thursday practice when we were rehearsing a blitz package before a game and said (and I quote), "If you f**k up, I will take you on the sideline and rape you in front of your friends and family." [He didn't]
True story.
[ Edited by the_woad on Sep 10, 2009 at 23:23:37 ]
Sep 10, 2009 at 11:44 PM
- crzy
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Originally posted by the_woad:
I had a coach in JV football who gave my team a similar speech during the halftime of our first game. As I remember, it was something to the effect of, "YOUR a*****eS ARE LIKE THIS!" [then he made a really small ring with his thumb and index finger].
The same coach pulled me aside during a Thursday practice when we were rehearsing a blitz package before a game and said (and I quote), "If you f**k up, I will take you on the sideline and rape you in front of your friends and family." [He didn't]
True story.
That coach sounds like a closet homo to me
Sep 10, 2009 at 11:54 PM
- HoneyBadger49er
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we better win this f**king game
Sep 11, 2009 at 12:12 AM
- SnakePlissken
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Originally posted by Young2Rice:
I wonder if he has been to prison. Haha
He ate Crabtree's cornbread.
Sep 11, 2009 at 12:20 AM
- wysiwyg
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Originally posted by the_woad:
I had a coach in JV football who gave my team a similar speech during the halftime of our first game. As I remember, it was something to the effect of, "YOUR a*****eS ARE LIKE THIS!" [then he made a really small ring with his thumb and index finger].
The same coach pulled me aside during a Thursday practice when we were rehearsing a blitz package before a game and said (and I quote), "If you f**k up, I will take you on the sideline and rape you in front of your friends and family." [He didn't]
True story.
(couldn't find the Brian Jennings one lol)
Sep 11, 2009 at 1:46 AM
- StOnEy333
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Originally posted by wysiwyg:Originally posted by the_woad:
I had a coach in JV football who gave my team a similar speech during the halftime of our first game. As I remember, it was something to the effect of, "YOUR a*****eS ARE LIKE THIS!" [then he made a really small ring with his thumb and index finger].
The same coach pulled me aside during a Thursday practice when we were rehearsing a blitz package before a game and said (and I quote), "If you f**k up, I will take you on the sideline and rape you in front of your friends and family." [He didn't]
True story.
(couldn't find the Brian Jennings one lol)
That picture is killing me!!!
Sep 11, 2009 at 7:21 AM
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Originally posted by the_woad:
I had a coach in JV football who gave my team a similar speech during the halftime of our first game. As I remember, it was something to the effect of, "YOUR a*****eS ARE LIKE THIS!" [then he made a really small ring with his thumb and index finger].
The same coach pulled me aside during a Thursday practice when we were rehearsing a blitz package before a game and said (and I quote), "If you f**k up, I will take you on the sideline and rape you in front of your friends and family." [He didn't]
True story.
This coach sounds like he watches too many Will Ferrell movies and skits
Sep 11, 2009 at 6:26 PM
- JDeezy
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We've got some good quote guys on the team....Staley, Takeo, RJF, Vernon.
Sep 11, 2009 at 10:50 PM
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Originally posted by wysiwyg:Originally posted by StOnEy333:Originally posted by hondakillerzx:
hahahaha f**kin takeo, this dude is pretty funny for a gigantic scary man
Raj kept going on about his freakish looking neck.
Sep 13, 2009 at 8:59 AM
- ObePwnD
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Originally posted by wysiwyg:Originally posted by StOnEy333:Originally posted by hondakillerzx:
hahahaha f**kin takeo, this dude is pretty funny for a gigantic scary man
Raj kept going on about his freakish looking neck.
Grease hole?
Sep 13, 2009 at 9:03 AM
- kstolai
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Originally posted by StOnEy333:Originally posted by hondakillerzx:
hahahaha f**kin takeo, this dude is pretty funny for a gigantic scary man
Raj kept going on about his freakish looking neck.
Cuz hes all neck.
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