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taney71
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Originally posted by NinerGM:
Hey defensive linemen! Can't get a sack? Need to pad your stats? Just don't feel that same zing you used to?
Well 49ers have something for you! It's called
the Red and Gold Turn-styler.100% GUARANTEED to help you achieve better defensive pressure stats immediately. Our talented employees will make sure you get a leg up and sack their QB. Even if you play on a really bad team, we you are guaranteed at least one sack with the help of our consultants.
Consultant David Baas says "often my clients run into a playing block, but I show them that if you just run around a player, you can easily get to the QB."
Consultant Chilo Rachal says "I show my clients that a basic inside-outside is best, we work on it for 60 minutes each week and I get them ready on how to use that against better opponents."
You can go to a lot of places to get better pass rushing stats. We sack the competition.
Come see us this week.
WTF?!?
Baas' mom better not be on this game thread.
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Kolohe
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Brazilian49er
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Originally posted by NinerGM:
Hey defensive linemen! Can't get a sack? Need to pad your stats? Just don't feel that same zing you used to?
Well 49ers have something for you! It's called
the Red and Gold Turn-styler.100% GUARANTEED to help you achieve better defensive pressure stats immediately. Our talented employees will make sure you get a leg up and sack their QB. Even if you play on a really bad team, we you are guaranteed at least one sack with the help of our consultants.
Consultant David Baas says "often my clients run into a playing block, but I show them that if you just run around a player, you can easily get to the QB."
Consultant Chilo Rachal says "I show my clients that a basic inside-outside is best, we work on it for 60 minutes each week and I get them ready on how to use that against better opponents."
You can go to a lot of places to get better pass rushing stats. We sack the competition.
Come see us this week.
I LOL'd.
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76Razor
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damn. they should pull hill. I mean...let alex take some snaps.
doh! too late. alex doesn't need to wash his uniform. game over (cue donkey kong kill music).
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49erfeeeever808
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Originally posted by NinerGM:
Hey defensive linemen! Can't get a sack? Need to pad your stats? Just don't feel that same zing you used to?
Well 49ers have something for you! It's called
the Red and Gold Turn-styler.100% GUARANTEED to help you achieve better defensive pressure stats immediately. Our talented employees will make sure you get a leg up and sack their QB. Even if you play on a really bad team, we you are guaranteed at least one sack with the help of our consultants.
Consultant David Baas says "often my clients run into a playing block, but I show them that if you just run around a player, you can easily get to the QB."
Consultant Chilo Rachal says "I show my clients that a basic inside-outside is best, we work on it for 60 minutes each week and I get them ready on how to use that against better opponents."
You can go to a lot of places to get better pass rushing stats. We sack the competition.
Come see us this week.
party pooper.
its nice being able to take a knee at the end of the game. O will have to pick it up for next week. Good game.
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taney71
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jrg
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SHUTOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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merm49
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Well that was a nice 2nd half. Looking forward to next week's game. If Raye calls the plays he did in the second half all game, we should have a good chance.
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DarthNiner
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Originally posted by wysiwyg:
Ray Mac
Week 1 Sack
Week 2 Sack
Week 3 Blocked Punt
Week 4 Fumble return for TD
There were some that didn't want him
I was worried he wasn't even healthy enough to play this year and had to be placed on IR. Glad he didn't.
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228niner
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lol I called it!!!!! 35-0, 3 and 1!!!!!
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TheChozen
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HELL YEAH! I picked up the 9ers D and played em this week in my fantasy league!
I LOVE THIS D!
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SybErkRimInAL
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another measuring stick game next week. can't wait.
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SoCal9er
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Great game by the 49ers. Didn't play down to their competition's level.
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wysiwyg
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Originally posted by DarthNiner:
Originally posted by wysiwyg:
Ray Mac
Week 1 Sack
Week 2 Sack
Week 3 Blocked Punt
Week 4 Fumble return for TD
There were some that didn't want him
I was worried he wasn't even healthy enough to play this year and had to be placed on IR. Glad he didn't.
Sorry I goofed, Blocked FG
