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Louis Murphy arrested on multiple charges, including possession of Viagra
Apr 3, 2011 at 3:00 PM
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Apr 3, 2011 at 3:03 PM
- Rubberneck36
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lulz.
I have heard of a lot of dudes who like to do that so they can F all night.
Embarrassing.
I have heard of a lot of dudes who like to do that so they can F all night.
Embarrassing.
Apr 3, 2011 at 3:33 PM
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cops should've known not to f**k with louis murphy
Apr 3, 2011 at 3:41 PM
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That's embarassing
Apr 3, 2011 at 6:49 PM
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By the time football starts all the players will be in jail.
Apr 3, 2011 at 7:53 PM
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Originally posted by PTulini:
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Dude, how could you post this thread without the subject heading, "Louis Murphy Arrested for Illegal Possession of Viagra"?!
Apr 3, 2011 at 8:08 PM
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Originally posted by Psinex:Originally posted by PTulini:
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Dude, how could you post this thread without the subject heading, "Louis Murphy Arrested for Illegal Possession of Viagra"?!
Better now?
Apr 3, 2011 at 8:14 PM
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Originally posted by Psinex:Originally posted by PTulini:
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Dude, how could you post this thread without the subject heading, "Louis Murphy Arrested for Illegal Possession of Viagra"?!
I had no intention of clicking the link until now.
Apr 3, 2011 at 8:25 PM
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Originally posted by sincalfaithful:
cops should've known not to f**k with louis murphy
Why, because their encounter with him will last longer than 4 hours?
Apr 3, 2011 at 9:06 PM
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Originally posted by PTulini:Originally posted by Psinex:Originally posted by PTulini:
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Dude, how could you post this thread without the subject heading, "Louis Murphy Arrested for Illegal Possession of Viagra"?!
Better now?
Thank you sir.
Apr 3, 2011 at 9:18 PM
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Originally posted by Janitor:
By the time football starts all the players will be in jail.
or worse!
...As the months passed, petty episodes of violence and isolated fits of malevolence worsened into full-scale acts of terrorism and anarchy. We underestimated the civilizing force that the ownership and coaching staffs had on these beasts. Even players once thought to be utterly moral and God-fearing transformed into rapacious monsters. With my own eyes (before they were later ripped from their sockets by Patriots corner Devin McCourty) I saw Tim Tebow and Larry Fitzgerald bite through the jugulars of an entire district of schoolchildren. They wouldn’t even settle for ripping their throats out with their hands. They had to use their teeth. If only my mind’s eye could be blinded as well. I don’t wish to see those images anymore.
Even as the violence escalated, military and civilian leaders were unconcerned about the threat, despite Florio’s continued pleas for sanity. After all, what match were a few hundred genetic freaks against the National Guard or, if needed, the rest of the Armed Forces? Of course, it wasn’t only the Pandora’s box of drug use and violent crime that was thrown open by the lockout, it was all kinds of conduct unbecoming of the league, specially sex. Antonio Cromartie and Willis McGahee could have increased the size of their fighting force tenfold on their own. When the players didn’t wish to risk their own bodies to topple the government, they had at their disposal a vast legion of unhinged fanboys willing to put love of Adrian Peterson above their own family and country. A regular human shield would have been effective enough on its own, but one so fat and blindingly pallid turned out to be immensely more impenetrable...
Even as the violence escalated, military and civilian leaders were unconcerned about the threat, despite Florio’s continued pleas for sanity. After all, what match were a few hundred genetic freaks against the National Guard or, if needed, the rest of the Armed Forces? Of course, it wasn’t only the Pandora’s box of drug use and violent crime that was thrown open by the lockout, it was all kinds of conduct unbecoming of the league, specially sex. Antonio Cromartie and Willis McGahee could have increased the size of their fighting force tenfold on their own. When the players didn’t wish to risk their own bodies to topple the government, they had at their disposal a vast legion of unhinged fanboys willing to put love of Adrian Peterson above their own family and country. A regular human shield would have been effective enough on its own, but one so fat and blindingly pallid turned out to be immensely more impenetrable...
KSK: Incoming Transmission from the Future
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Apr 3, 2011 at 9:35 PM
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Originally posted by WillistheWall:Originally posted by sincalfaithful:
cops should've known not to f**k with louis murphy
Why, because their encounter with him will last longer than 4 hours?
if it lasts longer than 4 hours call more ladies
Apr 3, 2011 at 10:58 PM
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I would have never guessed he had problems lining up in the slot.
Apr 3, 2011 at 11:22 PM
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Some cats mix that stuff with E. Or maybe he really does got an old mans dick.
Apr 4, 2011 at 12:10 AM
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Why is it wrong to have Viagra??