Originally posted by fropwns:
FP: WELCOME TO MONDAY NITE RAW! I'M YOUR HOST, FROPWNS AND WITH ME AS ALWAYS IS "THE KING" JRG!
JRG: PUPPIES!
FP: Puppies indeed, King!
Stone Cold's Music hits.
FP: BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP KING!
JRG: Why are you yelling?
FP: BECAUSE WHEN THE GLASS BREAKS YOU KNOW THAT'S YOUR ASS! HERE COMES THE RATTLESNAKE!!!
Stone Cold enters the ring with the Steaming Skull belt around his waist.
SC: Wrestlemania 30 is just two weeks away and Stone Cold ain't on the card! UH UH! WHAT VINCE MCMAHON NEEDS TO DO IS GET HIS ASS DOWN TO MY RING AND GET ME ON THE CARD! IF YOU WANT STONE COLD ON THE CARD, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!!!
CROWD: HELL YEAH!!!!
Vince's music hits.
Vince gets into the ring.
VinnyMAC: Now Steve, I know we've had our differences, but I like to think that we can come to some sort of agreement on this thing.
CROWD: WHAT!?
You've been retired for several years.
CROWD: WHAT!?
You are a WWE Hall of Famer.
CROWD: WHAT!?
Multiple-time champion.
CROWD: WHAT!?
Top merchandise man.
CROWD: WHAT!?
You've been Tough Enough.
CROWD: WHAT!?
Vince turns to the crowd. Will you shut up?
CROWD: WHAT!?
Now, where was I? Ah yes. You've been in movies and on TV.
CROWD: WHAT!?
Sneers at Austin But look at you now, you are still parading around with that stupid faux-rattlesnake skinned belt acting like you are still the WWE Champion.
Crowd:
You're NOTHING! You're a shadowy reflection of what you once were Austin.
And that's why, you are not going to Wrestlemania.
CROWD and SC:
SC: If you want to see Stone Cold drop Vince on his Turd Cutter, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!
CROWD: HELL YEAH!!!
FP: BY GAWD KING!!! AUSTIN JUST STUNNED MCMAHON TO HELLLLLLLL!
JRG: HOLY s**t! LET'S SEE THAT AGAIN IN ULTRA-SLOW MO!
JRG: UH OH! FP! HERE COMES SECURITY!! THEY'RE TAKING HIM AWAY! NOT LIKE THIS VINCE! YOU SUMb***h! NOT LIKE THIS!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! NOT AGAIN! WE GOT TO GO TO COMMERCIAL! DAMN YOU MCMAHON!!!
WHAT!?