http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=hruby/090731
I'm sure we could find someone in the zone that has done each and every one of these things.
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The 20 things that make you a sports douche
Jul 31, 2009 at 1:01 PM
- JR80
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Jul 31, 2009 at 1:06 PM
- jrg
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Lol, only one I think I've done is talking fantasy trades at a game.
Jul 31, 2009 at 1:06 PM
- nipplehead
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#1 - rooting for a Boston team
Jul 31, 2009 at 1:07 PM
- JR80
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Originally posted by nipplehead:
#1 - rooting for a Boston team
because nobody actually lives in the North East!
Jul 31, 2009 at 1:16 PM
- valrod33
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sounds like laker fans
Jul 31, 2009 at 1:17 PM
- PA9erFaithful
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Originally posted by JR80:Originally posted by nipplehead:
#1 - rooting for a Boston team
because nobody actually lives in the North East!
Doesn't matter, they're still douchebags...
Jul 31, 2009 at 1:20 PM
- JR80
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Originally posted by PA9erFaithful:Originally posted by JR80:Originally posted by nipplehead:
#1 - rooting for a Boston team
because nobody actually lives in the North East!
Doesn't matter, they're still douchebags...
sports envy is a b***h.
Jul 31, 2009 at 1:23 PM
- PA9erFaithful
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Originally posted by JR80:Originally posted by PA9erFaithful:Originally posted by JR80:Originally posted by nipplehead:
#1 - rooting for a Boston team
because nobody actually lives in the North East!
Doesn't matter, they're still douchebags...
sports envy is a b***h.
Jul 31, 2009 at 2:27 PM
- NinerNewbie
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great list
Jul 31, 2009 at 2:54 PM
- AllTimeGreat
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18. Proclaiming special mastery of stadium scoreboard games
Dubious behavior: Quieting your friends, rubbing your palms together and blurting out something to the effect of "I'm really good at this" when the find-the-baseball-in-the-hat shell game is played on the big screen.
That's totally me. I'm not serious about it but still.
13. Waving to the television cameras
Mitigating circumstances: You are an interpretive dance student on the eve of final examinations; epileptic seizure.
Related behaviors: Trying to start the wave … and failing.
Dubious behavior: Quieting your friends, rubbing your palms together and blurting out something to the effect of "I'm really good at this" when the find-the-baseball-in-the-hat shell game is played on the big screen.
That's totally me. I'm not serious about it but still.
13. Waving to the television cameras
Mitigating circumstances: You are an interpretive dance student on the eve of final examinations; epileptic seizure.
Related behaviors: Trying to start the wave … and failing.
Jul 31, 2009 at 5:17 PM
- ads_2006
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Well, Number 1 is the only thing I got
#81 Jersey with my last name
#81 Jersey with my last name
Jul 31, 2009 at 5:33 PM
- tjd808185
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I've worn Jerry Rice's college uniform to a game before. That's the only one I'm guilty of.
Aug 1, 2009 at 1:02 PM
- SacRock14
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I'm guilty of 3.
-Running in a rainstorm: I don't see the problem. It's kinda fun.
-Talking fantasy sports at a game: What better place to talk about it? I'll be watching basketball and counting the assists for my guys.
-Beating a kid to autograph: Sorry, all is fair in autograph seeking. I don't get physical, but if you want it, sometimes you gotta get assertive.
-Running in a rainstorm: I don't see the problem. It's kinda fun.
-Talking fantasy sports at a game: What better place to talk about it? I'll be watching basketball and counting the assists for my guys.
-Beating a kid to autograph: Sorry, all is fair in autograph seeking. I don't get physical, but if you want it, sometimes you gotta get assertive.
Aug 1, 2009 at 1:04 PM
- nipplehead
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Not guilty of any of them...don't think I've ever run in the rain, what with living in So Cal. But I'd do it if I lived somewhere else where it actually rained.
Aug 1, 2009 at 3:06 PM
- Ninerjohn
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Guilty of one only.. having intense fantasy disucssion while attending an actual game..
I dont think that is nearly as bad as the others though. :)
I dont think that is nearly as bad as the others though. :)