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The 20 things that make you a sports douche

  • JR80
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http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=hruby/090731

I'm sure we could find someone in the zone that has done each and every one of these things.
Lol, only one I think I've done is talking fantasy trades at a game.
#1 - rooting for a Boston team
  • JR80
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Originally posted by nipplehead:
#1 - rooting for a Boston team

because nobody actually lives in the North East!
sounds like laker fans
Originally posted by JR80:
Originally posted by nipplehead:
#1 - rooting for a Boston team

because nobody actually lives in the North East!

Doesn't matter, they're still douchebags...
  • JR80
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Originally posted by PA9erFaithful:
Originally posted by JR80:
Originally posted by nipplehead:
#1 - rooting for a Boston team

because nobody actually lives in the North East!

Doesn't matter, they're still douchebags...

sports envy is a b***h.
Originally posted by JR80:
Originally posted by PA9erFaithful:
Originally posted by JR80:
Originally posted by nipplehead:
#1 - rooting for a Boston team

because nobody actually lives in the North East!

Doesn't matter, they're still douchebags...

sports envy is a b***h.

great list
18. Proclaiming special mastery of stadium scoreboard games

Dubious behavior: Quieting your friends, rubbing your palms together and blurting out something to the effect of "I'm really good at this" when the find-the-baseball-in-the-hat shell game is played on the big screen.

That's totally me. I'm not serious about it but still.

13. Waving to the television cameras

Mitigating circumstances: You are an interpretive dance student on the eve of final examinations; epileptic seizure.

Related behaviors: Trying to start the wave … and failing.

Well, Number 1 is the only thing I got

#81 Jersey with my last name
I've worn Jerry Rice's college uniform to a game before. That's the only one I'm guilty of.
I'm guilty of 3.

-Running in a rainstorm: I don't see the problem. It's kinda fun.

-Talking fantasy sports at a game: What better place to talk about it? I'll be watching basketball and counting the assists for my guys.

-Beating a kid to autograph: Sorry, all is fair in autograph seeking. I don't get physical, but if you want it, sometimes you gotta get assertive.
Not guilty of any of them...don't think I've ever run in the rain, what with living in So Cal. But I'd do it if I lived somewhere else where it actually rained.
Guilty of one only.. having intense fantasy disucssion while attending an actual game..
I dont think that is nearly as bad as the others though. :)