Originally posted by AmpLee:
Thanks to Hawker84 for the idea...
Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when your quarterback's short?
Many a play you will have to abort.
Starring at all of the O-lineman's backs.
It will result in lots of sacks.
I don't like the look of it.
Oompa loompa doompety da
If you're not teeny, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do