. . . I promise not to wish the death or harm of anyone. I promise not to attack anyone personally. I promise not to advocate the vandalism of anyone's home or property. I promise to not talk about anyone's mother or father. I promise not to target fellow Zoners or fellow 9ers fans. I'll take a warning, even a temporary banning, if I break this promise. This is the one time in my life that I just cannot fully express myself without using a few choice cuss words. So Mods, I beg of you, PLEASE, just this once, allow this non-local fan to express his distaste for the sh*t sandwich he's being forced to eat!
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Nov 7, 2016 at 11:09 AM
- 9ersLiferInChicago
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Nov 7, 2016 at 11:11 AM
- thl408
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??? Every thread is a vent thread. Go for it.
Nov 7, 2016 at 11:12 AM
- English
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Virtually the whole of NinerTalk is people venting right now. Personal attacks will be deal with. Everyone is having to deal with the same frustration, dude. The swear filter ought to remove most of your bile.
Nov 7, 2016 at 11:13 AM
- Sims19849ers
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Nov 7, 2016 at 11:15 AM
- 9moon
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English,
do you consider SARCASM personal attack??
Inquiring mind of 9moon wants to know..
do you consider SARCASM personal attack??
Inquiring mind of 9moon wants to know..
Nov 7, 2016 at 11:19 AM
- English
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Originally posted by 9moon:English,
do you consider SARCASM personal attack??
Inquiring mind of 9moon wants to know..
It depends. And sarcasm is difficult to identify on line. You lack the tone of voice that tells you for sure that it is sarcasm
Nov 7, 2016 at 11:25 AM
- 9moon
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Good Answer..
so how do you go about making a decision on a remark and judge if it was sarcasm and place a poster on a TO w/o a warning???
so how do you go about making a decision on a remark and judge if it was sarcasm and place a poster on a TO w/o a warning???
Nov 7, 2016 at 12:05 PM
- English
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Originally posted by 9moon:Good Answer..
so how do you go about making a decision on a remark and judge if it was sarcasm and place a poster on a TO w/o a warning???
Judgement.
Nov 7, 2016 at 12:52 PM
- 9ersLiferInChicago
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Jim O'Neil
I don't blame you totally, but you are way over your f**king head. Your scheme is sh!t, and you have the unfortunate task of teaching that sh!tty scheme to an under manned, talent starved roster. In my 14 years of coaching I've never seen a scheme I couldn't identify the aim - until you became the DC of the 49ers. I'm am having real G**-damn issues trying to nail down what you're trying achieve from play-to-play. Your ass is getting handed to you game-play wise, you don't seem to have an handle on out thinking the opposing offenses scheme, and you always seem to be one f**king play behind. Teams are running on us as if they are playing highschoolers.
Curtis Modkins
Really, just what the f**k is your role?
Chip Kelly
Your stubbornness is boarding on clinical petulance. While you are not a total sh!tty joke you are a$$hole close to it. Your collage everybody-check-with-me scheme is just laughable. I understand that you are working with a roster not of your choosing, but you seem to be so damned stubborn to force-feeding your collage scheme on this team, on the NFL, and to hell with NFL reality. Haven't you noticed the difference in how teams play you in the 2nd half? Don't you see that your defense is getting worn the f**k out? Don't you see that the Zone-read cannot be effective, at least not without an accurate QB willing to throw deep accurately (something you do not have at your disposal)? You know, the sad thing is that I can see the aim of your playcalling and wisdom of your play design. You clearly are a very good offensive mind. The problem is that those aims aren't a fit for the NFL. So grow the f**k up, admit you cannot run that Mickey Mouse crap at this level of football, or go back to Oregon (and I wish you choose the later).
Trent Baalke
I'm convinced: you must be a Seattle plant and you secretly hate the 49ers because you and your draft philosophy has served to completely disfigured, dismember this once envy of all franchises. Please do the honorable thing and just quit. Leave my 49ers alone to lick our wounds so we can truly repair the damage you've caused and rebuild this team. For you have proven yourself to be a motha f**kin failure when it comes to talent stocking a franchise. The product on the field is squarely on your thick head.
Jed York
Way to go youngster, you've made this franchise the laughing stock of all sports franchises. And why? Because you can't handle being in the same room with a grown man with better ideas than you? You fired a winning, productive coaching staff! Why! Because the big man was too mean to you? Face it, like your DC you are way over your head. You simply cannot handle the job! And but for the blood in your veins you'd be some everyday shmuck with an underpaying 9-5 like the rest of us. Your diapers are too tight, the similac that's fresh on your face is much too sweet, and solid foods too tough for you to handle the grown-up difficulties of the job you occupy. You got your stadium. You've had your yes-man coach, and now enjoying the sucking of Mr. Baalke. Now, step the f**k back and hire a football guy to handle all football operations because your're a sh!tty owner. I pray that you are protested until the whole stench of it forces you to move out of California (and please don't come to Chicago) I mean, I know you're in hiding and all so step aside and take a permanent vacation.
I don't blame you totally, but you are way over your f**king head. Your scheme is sh!t, and you have the unfortunate task of teaching that sh!tty scheme to an under manned, talent starved roster. In my 14 years of coaching I've never seen a scheme I couldn't identify the aim - until you became the DC of the 49ers. I'm am having real G**-damn issues trying to nail down what you're trying achieve from play-to-play. Your ass is getting handed to you game-play wise, you don't seem to have an handle on out thinking the opposing offenses scheme, and you always seem to be one f**king play behind. Teams are running on us as if they are playing highschoolers.
Curtis Modkins
Really, just what the f**k is your role?
Chip Kelly
Your stubbornness is boarding on clinical petulance. While you are not a total sh!tty joke you are a$$hole close to it. Your collage everybody-check-with-me scheme is just laughable. I understand that you are working with a roster not of your choosing, but you seem to be so damned stubborn to force-feeding your collage scheme on this team, on the NFL, and to hell with NFL reality. Haven't you noticed the difference in how teams play you in the 2nd half? Don't you see that your defense is getting worn the f**k out? Don't you see that the Zone-read cannot be effective, at least not without an accurate QB willing to throw deep accurately (something you do not have at your disposal)? You know, the sad thing is that I can see the aim of your playcalling and wisdom of your play design. You clearly are a very good offensive mind. The problem is that those aims aren't a fit for the NFL. So grow the f**k up, admit you cannot run that Mickey Mouse crap at this level of football, or go back to Oregon (and I wish you choose the later).
Trent Baalke
I'm convinced: you must be a Seattle plant and you secretly hate the 49ers because you and your draft philosophy has served to completely disfigured, dismember this once envy of all franchises. Please do the honorable thing and just quit. Leave my 49ers alone to lick our wounds so we can truly repair the damage you've caused and rebuild this team. For you have proven yourself to be a motha f**kin failure when it comes to talent stocking a franchise. The product on the field is squarely on your thick head.
Jed York
Way to go youngster, you've made this franchise the laughing stock of all sports franchises. And why? Because you can't handle being in the same room with a grown man with better ideas than you? You fired a winning, productive coaching staff! Why! Because the big man was too mean to you? Face it, like your DC you are way over your head. You simply cannot handle the job! And but for the blood in your veins you'd be some everyday shmuck with an underpaying 9-5 like the rest of us. Your diapers are too tight, the similac that's fresh on your face is much too sweet, and solid foods too tough for you to handle the grown-up difficulties of the job you occupy. You got your stadium. You've had your yes-man coach, and now enjoying the sucking of Mr. Baalke. Now, step the f**k back and hire a football guy to handle all football operations because your're a sh!tty owner. I pray that you are protested until the whole stench of it forces you to move out of California (and please don't come to Chicago) I mean, I know you're in hiding and all so step aside and take a permanent vacation.
Nov 7, 2016 at 3:09 PM
- 9moon
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Originally posted by 9ersLiferInChicago:
Jim O'Neil
I don't blame you totally, but you are way over your f**king head. Your scheme is sh!t, and you have the unfortunate task of teaching that sh!tty scheme to an under manned, talent starved roster. In my 14 years of coaching I've never seen a scheme I couldn't identify the aim - until you became the DC of the 49ers. I'm am having real G**-damn issues trying to nail down what you're trying achieve from play-to-play. Your ass is getting handed to you game-play wise, you don't seem to have an handle on out thinking the opposing offenses scheme, and you always seem to be one f**king play behind. Teams are running on us as if they are playing highschoolers.
Curtis Modkins
Really, just what the f**k is your role?
Chip Kelly
Your stubbornness is boarding on clinical petulance. While you are not a total sh!tty joke you are a$$hole close to it. Your collage everybody-check-with-me scheme is just laughable. I understand that you are working with a roster not of your choosing, but you seem to be so damned stubborn to force-feeding your collage scheme on this team, on the NFL, and to hell with NFL reality. Haven't you noticed the difference in how teams play you in the 2nd half? Don't you see that your defense is getting worn the f**k out? Don't you see that the Zone-read cannot be effective, at least not without an accurate QB willing to throw deep accurately (something you do not have at your disposal)? You know, the sad thing is that I can see the aim of your playcalling and wisdom of your play design. You clearly are a very good offensive mind. The problem is that those aims aren't a fit for the NFL. So grow the f**k up, admit you cannot run that Mickey Mouse crap at this level of football, or go back to Oregon (and I wish you choose the later).
Trent Baalke
I'm convinced: you must be a Seattle plant and you secretly hate the 49ers because you and your draft philosophy has served to completely disfigured, dismember this once envy of all franchises. Please do the honorable thing and just quit. Leave my 49ers alone to lick our wounds so we can truly repair the damage you've caused and rebuild this team. For you have proven yourself to be a motha f**kin failure when it comes to talent stocking a franchise. The product on the field is squarely on your thick head.
Jed York
Way to go youngster, you've made this franchise the laughing stock of all sports franchises. And why? Because you can't handle being in the same room with a grown man with better ideas than you? You fired a winning, productive coaching staff! Why! Because the big man was too mean to you? Face it, like your DC you are way over your head. You simply cannot handle the job! And but for the blood in your veins you'd be some everyday shmuck with an underpaying 9-5 like the rest of us. Your diapers are too tight, the similac that's fresh on your face is much too sweet, and solid foods too tough for you to handle the grown-up difficulties of the job you occupy. You got your stadium. You've had your yes-man coach, and now enjoying the sucking of Mr. Baalke. Now, step the f**k back and hire a football guy to handle all football operations because your're a sh!tty owner. I pray that you are protested until the whole stench of it forces you to move out of California (and please don't come to Chicago) I mean, I know you're in hiding and all so step aside and take a permanent vacation.
ME LOVE ME THIS THE MOST !!!
GREAT JOB CHICAGO!!!!
Nov 7, 2016 at 3:12 PM
- TheRambler
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lol and this is allowed to be its own thread because...
Nov 7, 2016 at 3:21 PM
- Wisconsininer
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Awesome post
Nov 7, 2016 at 3:27 PM
- Sourball
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Good one
Nov 7, 2016 at 3:45 PM
- thl408
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Originally posted by TheRambler:
lol and this is allowed to be its own thread because...
idk. I misunderstood the OP. I thought 9ersLifer was asking to vent on the forum, in general, not that he had a post forthcoming.
Good, well placed use of cuss words. Creative use of "!" and "$" to get around the swear filter. Not much in terms of new thoughts, but I was able to feel the frustration and connect with it. I enjoyed the part about how Baalke might be a Seattle plant. I think football warfare should be waged with espionage, double agents, and all that. I work with baseball data and the Cardinals were recently fined for hacking the Astros database. This should be fair game. Planting a GM into the rival's front office is diabolical, and if true, I would applaud the SEA front office.
Nov 7, 2016 at 4:35 PM
- Jasta
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You've got moxie kid, I like it.
Also, Chicago hot dogs should be terrible, I was SURE they'd be terrible... but they're amazing.
Also, Chicago hot dogs should be terrible, I was SURE they'd be terrible... but they're amazing.
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