Season's Over for Us... So How do we Entertain Ourselves?

Oct 7, 2016 at 2:54 AM

qaz156
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We can see it. Perhaps the worst team in the NFL. Question is, is how do we entertain ourselves this season? Please propose drinking games (ie take a shot every time Blaine Gabbert says he's "frustrated" or "we have to be better on third down" or do we switch allegiances to the Raiders??? At least they have it going (AND Crabtree doing well...) Also feel free to say "our entertainment is how many ways we can make fun of Jed York." He honestly deserves every bit of lampooning possible...

Oct 7, 2016 at 2:58 AM

Antix
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Put 20 bucks into a saving acct every time Gabbert misses a wide open TD.

[ Edited by Antix on Oct 7, 2016 at 2:59 AM ]

Oct 7, 2016 at 3:09 AM

Zealot
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Wring our hands wondering whether we'll draft the guy that can pull us out of this s**t hole.

Oct 7, 2016 at 3:29 AM

KeepRabbitsOut
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Look skyward for the next plane with a Baalke banner.

Watch the Browns for inspiration.

Predict the number of picks, injuries, coaches sacked and fumbles by seasons end.

Trawl the other practice squads and FA for players that are better than our roster and watch our Cap space increase as we ignore them and bring in cheap journeymen.

Rewatch every game in reverse so by the end we don't lose.

Read every one of Tim Kawakami tweets about Harbaugh, Jedbots, and everything he loves to vomit about the FO.

Put the LA Rams game on repeat until 2021.

Drink a lot.

Oct 7, 2016 at 3:44 AM

JTsBiggestFan
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It's simple:

Root against: Seahawks, NY Giants, Baltimore Ravens, Green Bay Packers, Carolina Panthers, Denver Broncos, Pittsburgh Steelers,
Root for: Cardinals, Rams as needed to win the NFC West

Pick a side team for general rooting purposes: Chiefs, Eagles, Bengals, Jets, Bills, Vikings, Lions

Track ex Niner performance on their respective teams: Crabs/Raiders, Gore/Colts, Walker/Titans, Vernon Davis/Redskins, Alex Smith/Chiefs, Boldin/Lions, Aldon Smith/Raiders (pending reinstatement), Whitner/Redskins, Goldson/Falcons, Boone/Vikings, Iupati/Cardinals, Cox/Titans, Skuta/Jaguars, Culliver/Dolphins, Jean-Francois/Redskins, Tolzien/Colts, McCoy/Redskins, Josh Johnson/Giants, Fangio/Bears.

Lastly:

Watch 49er games with intent on learning about players, schemes, learning to watch the team with as little emotional impact as possible, seeing backups to preserve health of starters, and maybe the occasional sack on Russell Wilson.

Embrace a 1-3 win season to feel the power of Philadelphia, PA, April 27-29, 2017.

[ Edited by JTsBiggestFan on Oct 7, 2016 at 4:01 AM ]

Oct 7, 2016 at 3:58 AM

Zealot
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Originally posted by KeepRabbitsOut:
Drink a lot.

That's a given.

Oct 7, 2016 at 4:57 AM

Dr_Bill_Walsh
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/thread

Oct 7, 2016 at 5:03 AM

Cjez
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hope the hawks lose every week

Oct 7, 2016 at 5:11 AM

amir_tn80
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Watch college football and scout players who have ACL injuries. It will give you a preview of the Niners squad of the future.

Oct 7, 2016 at 6:15 AM

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Thrash88
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It would be cool if they turned it over to some of the younger guys, Bethea should not be starting, let Tartt get experience. Brock is doo doo butter, put in Johnson, Robinson and Ward when he comes back. Screw Smith, Patton and Streater, put in Burbridge with some other young guys, Bring up Dres Anderson and why did they ever get rid of DeAndrew White bottles my mind. I could go on but the team is a top 3 pick team, which is fine we knew it was going to be a rebuild, but getting some of the actual young core in there to garner experience would be huge going forward once we do bring in more pieces, hopefully including a top pick QB and a nice new shiny #1 receiver through next year's draft....

Oct 7, 2016 at 6:24 AM

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