I mean the above says it all, doesn't it? If you still want Jed York to run this franchise by all means continue to shovel your hard earned ducats his way.
Wait, you don't want that? Well, it just so happens that I was rummaging around in my couch and found enough money to buy the 49ers. Okay, no, I don't have enough money to actually buy the 49ers. But this is Ninertalk, people say far-fetched s**t that they take as the gospel every day!
It is apparent, though, that we have some pretty savvy Niner fans in here who could help me help you from enduring much more of this garbage by helping me to run my newly acquired, but not really, organization. Because let's face it, to be a good owner you have to have some media presence. To be a GREAT OWNER, you must be a gas bag. And let's face it, I am your guy. I am a gas bag.
And, honestly, do you want me to draw up the plays? You want me, you need me, as your organization's front man.
Like any great owner, I will throw some wild cards in to make your life miserable and to get in the way of progress. As the new owner of the San Francisco 49ers, I decree the following:
- You must fire Jim Tomsula and hire a coach steeped in the WCO
- You must keep Blake Bell
- You must keep Bowman
- You must keep Blaine Gabbert; but you also must draft a QB.
- You must keep the black jerseys
- You must do something about our s**tty attendance during games (shut off the wifi or something)
- You must give me a strategy to get out of this mess
- You must provide me with your draft order, but not actually name the players bc that belongs in the draft forum. (Say it like this, RD 1: DE, RD 2: CB, RD 3: QB, etc...)
- You must keep Lynch and AA.
For my part, I pledge to be at all games both at home and away. I promise to go ape s**t at the drop of a hat. And lastly, I will chew the NFL's ass out for every dumb ass call.
Any way, in the scenario I have painted above, you will provide me with a plan, based on my reqs, to save this organization.
[ Edited by fropwns on Nov 30, 2015 at 6:18 AM ]