and
Man, I haven't felt this way since....
http://www.49erswebzone.com/forum/parking-lot/180858-breaking-is-hard-to-do/search=breaking%20up%20is%20hard%20to%20do
Welp, by now, if you haven't heard from the 89789708978978978978987234240 experts on all forms of social media, Kap is now on IR and his era in San Francisco is all but over. I have lamented his soon departure and our (when I say "our," I mean ERRRRYBODY that supports this team.) quest for the past here: http://www.49erswebzone.com/forum/niners/183914-enigmatic-pursuit-our-perfect-past/ . There is no need to do so again. Instead, it is time to talk about today's match up.
The Thunderchickens of Seattle
vs. the Vaunted, yet not so good this year, San Francisco 49ers.
As I look forward to watching the game... What? What do you mean, "you're actually going to watch this s**t storm?" Just because the coach I supported and his QB are about to expunged from our collective memories about this team does not mean I bail on my team. s**t, can happen bro. s**t, can and will happen.
Fro's s**t that can happen, but probably won't; but would be real nice if it did because we need a f**king WIN; and no, Atlanta does not count:
1. Blaine Gabbert defeats the Thunderchickens in Clink.
Sure, I agree this is wishful thinking. But if you are on the train that said Kap has to go then you have to hope that Gabbert's move to Frisco was a part of a divine plan from the Football Gods (Walsh, Lombardi, Bryant (did you know he was from Arkansas? ) and that guy that always wins your office Fantasy league) to return us to glory. Right? You had better believe that s**t because if not, we just showed a Super Bowl QB the door. Anyway, this would be a wonderful opportunity for Gabbert (who once beat mah Hawgs! ) to continue the resurrection of his career. To be honest, this is the s**t that some careers are made of (I am looking at you Rich Gannon).
2. Really, the more I think about it. There is only one acceptable outcome and that is us beating the holy hell out of the Sea...Thunderchickens.
Until we actually do it, I will continue to post this b******t^. Bowman hasn't forgotten. I haven't. You haven't. That guy who kicks your ass in Fantasy Football hasn't. The guy/gal you always see at the gym, but are afraid to talk to and kinda want to but don't, hasn't forgotten (Pro tip: I got married cause I asked my wife out. So, maybe, you should, you know, MAN/WOMAN the f**k up and get in the pit and try to love someone.) I am fairly certain the Football Gods (see above) haven't. And perhaps that is why, we have come to where we are today. A chance to end the Seahags rain of tyranny and restore order to the f**king galaxy (Translation make it really, really f**king hard for them to make the playoffs).
3. I often lay about thinking about restoring order to the galaxy. I get lonely.
But then I remember, I have my niner brethren, regardless of how insane, to comfort me in my time, check that, our time of need. Speaking of need, have I mentioned that we really need a f**king WIN?
I mean Atlanta is like this s**tty sandwich. I guess it constitutes a win in the statistical sense, but I mean a WIN where Bowman gets blood vengeance and we solidify our future. I apologize, I tend to be a negative nancy and whine on and on about this s**t, but when I hear people crow within our own ranks about our demise...Well, I tend to get a bit aggressive...
I used to bowl...a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, but not too damn far, away. It helped.
But I found all of it to be "disturbing". Much like the current state of the Niners. So, yeah. We need a WIN.
More on all of this during the game.
The Point After with Fropwns (11/22/15):
1. Give us some sort of word to describe the performance of the Niners in this game.
After half of a quarter. Well Dorsey is down, they just bombed a TD, Gabbert hasn't done s**t, and the Thunderchikens are driving. AND HOW IN THE f**k DO THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THE HOLDING AGAINST OUR GUYS? WHY, FOOTBALL GODS, WHY IN THE f**k HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME? ERRRR, I MEAN US!
THE WORD? THE WORD FOR WHAT YOU ARE WATCHING. THAT WORD IS "s**t!" OH AND THEY SCORED, AGAIN.
2. I want to change my previous word choice from "s**t" to utter "DOGs**t!"
3. IT IS NOW...ahh f**k it, I am so tired of this b******t I am just going to click this...
and no more bold. I am done. It is now 20-0.
4. and 5. Final thoughts:
- Gabbert is a potential solution, but I reserve judgement. (We should still draft a QB).
- Tomsula ain't the answer and Harbs wasn't all of the problem
In short order, we will need to fire ERRRYBODY. Yep, Baalke needs to go too. I blame him for failing to get along with one of the most winningest (not a word) coaches in our History.
- Gabbert can stay...for now.
- Tomsula bye bye and take all those s**t bags on D and O with you. ALL OF THEM.
- Baalke bye bye
5A. Gabbert scores a TD, but will it be enough? He has now also taken the team downfield and netted a field goal. And now another field goal.
Final Thought: Gabbert deserves to keep playing (Who else is there?), but we should s**t can the entire coaching staff after this season.
[ Edited by fropwns on Nov 22, 2015 at 4:15 PM ]