I know, I know, I have shaken up things a bit, but that is because I will not be able to watch the game live....
Just because the wife and I are going out on the town is no reason, good sirs and madams (But not a madam; we have had enough news lately about madams. I am looking at you Louisville.), to become unruly. I still got you. I am just now making a prediction.
1. Describe the importance of this game to both teams:
"critical". No doubt about it as both teams are 2-4 and are staring down a top ten draft pick. Things have not gone well for both, but for the Seahawks, who are coming off of a Super Bowl loss...
They should have ran that s**t with Lynch! BWA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. The best part? The Patriots, who I despise, actually believe they won the game.
BWA HAHAHAHAHA!
Where was I? So, anyway, this game is huge for both, but I would argue with all due respect to our Niners, this is a bigger game for the Thunderchickens because they were expected to be the class of the NFC--especially after they got Graham. Speaking of Graham...
2. The Niners better f**king do something about their, you know, middle of the pass defense because it blows ass. Wait, can you blow ass? It sounds eastern European. You know. It is late, you are in Latvia...she comes over and says..."I will blow your ass." And you think, "Well, she is confusing her english..." And so you go along with it and the next thing you know, you are in some Latvian E.R. with a stove pipe up your pooper. AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE THE NINERS WILL BE IF THEY DO NOT DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE MIDDLE OF THE PASSING DEFENSE!
Thursday morning in Latvia!
3. A CONSISTENT PASS RUSH WOULD BE NICE ALSO! But maybe that is a plus for us. Bear with me on this, but when we had a good to great pass rush, we still struggled with Wilson. Maybe, we need to just have enough pressure on him in a fashion that keeps him in the pocket. I know. Easier said than done, but this is what you have to do. You have to keep him in the pocket. If you don't, he is going to do that b******t he does. Where he looks like me back in the day playing backyard football--yet, he looks better than me doing it. And is far, far more deadly when he does it. Don't flush him from the pocket, find a f**king way to keep him in it.
4. What must we do to win?
- Play defense (see keep Wilson in the pocket)
- Limit Lynch--maybe offer to drag race with him before the game?
- Watch out for Graham because I can see a nightmare scenario where he finally comes to life for them and just kills us in the middle of the field
- Protect Kap
- Kap keep on going and continue to ignore anything that anyone says about him as he is on fire right now
- Fourth Quarter TDs, we need them.
- Mr. Hyde needs help and a cold tub; we might have to do a little platooning with him, which means Reggie Bush needs to get his fragile ass out there and play a down or two.
- I want to see at least one bomb to T. Smith, but as faint to draw the Seahawks defenders to him then I want to kill the middle of their defense. Yes, I know of their strength, but I believe "iron sharpens iron". GO RIGHT f**kING AT THEM. In a way it shows them respect, but also tells your team, "hey, we can play with these dudes."
- Bowman needs to make a critical play against them. When he does the fans, who are there, should feel a lump in their throat and a surge in their heart....
- AND THEN YOU SHOULD GET LOUD AS f**k! BECAUSE THIS IS FOOTBALL, NOT WINE-SIPPING TIME! GET GUTTURAL!
- In the meantime, get the ball to Celek, Boldin, PATTON, and Hayne--got to get this guy going. And don't give me that s**t that he f**ks up sometimes. When Hayne actually gets the ball in his hands, and has some space, he is electric. You need that electricity in rivalry games.
I want to see Hayne TRUCK a SEAHAWK! And we might need it to get the crowd, the team, Tomsula and his Porn Company going!
5. Prediction:
Big surprise, I am going full homer on this one. But before I do so, I must say this. I can see us losing if we do not protect Kap, Hyde can't get some yards, Niners receivers drop easy passes, and if the defense does not cover the middle of the field.
Now why are we going to win. We are going to win for no other reason then the fact that I am not going to see it happen live (unless you count slyly checking my iphone for scores). And that is all for this week!
Okay, I admit that is a s**tty reason for us to win. Everyone else on this forum are going to break down what we need to do, but if you want a reason why I think we win this game against our current rival....
I never forgot, but neither did Bowman. Watch him at the end of the clip. He looks up.
49ers 24-17
I am Fropwns
[ Edited by fropwns on Oct 22, 2015 at 4:06 PM ]