Still sick.
Still Fropwns.
Let's do this. Now in real time!
1. What do we need more than anything else?
The answer is "consistency." We do not have it. We are, to borrow from Tomsula, "roller-coastering." (Yes, I know I said this last week, but until we get off this plummeting ride straight to hell, I am GOING TO KEEP f**kING SAYING IT!)
But not just game-to-game, we are doing it during games. For example:
1st Half:
- Yeah, yeah. This isn't really anything we can control, but I got to mention it now: No calls, bad calls, they shouldn't decide football games but they do. Not sure why Raji, who got planted on his ass by a dude half his size, got away with a face mask; and then an absolute horrible call on Kap for a false start that really was an offsides on Raji.
- Defense plays well; offense stinks up the joint.
- McDonalds in general is hot trash and so is Vance McDonald. My god. Can't catch; can't hold on to the ball. Why is he here? I am a very positive dude, look at my body of work, but can we all agree that this dude is just bad?
- Wilhoite gets a penalty; Armistead brings down Rodgers.
- Kap is my dude, but he makes me scream at the screen. Makes some plays; takes some sacks. Can't do that while you are driving.
- Great coverage to our d-backs colliding (how often did our own dudes collide with one another?)
- Pinion shanks; Pinion kicks a bomb.
2nd Half:
- Got to make easy passes. Kap misses one; makes one.
- Why in the f**k did you hand off to Bush on 3rd and 11?
- Pinion with another poor punt.
- Wilhoite is in Tomsula's doghouse. He better hope Jimmy T doesn't bust ass in there cause it could be deadly. (Side note. Good for Jimmy T, no not for farting during a presser, but because he has to kick ass on these dudes if he has a prayer of getting the good ship Niner right.)
- Pass coverage. Incredible small window catch by James Jones—you might just chalk this up to a dude making a great play, but shiiiiieeeeeeeettttttttttt.
- The new NFL has nerfed defenders willingness to destroy a QB running with the ball—Rodgers ran free and people it looked like Niner defenders hesitated to lay the smack. Nobody does this with Kap. They want to lay the smack on him.
- Discipline. Where did you go?
- Defense is now gassed because of the offense's inability to move the ball.
2. In spite of my sickness. In spite of the fact it is Aaron Frickin' Rodgers who we are playing against. In spite of our ineptitude on offense, I believe we are going to win the game (2nd Quarter after the 4th and 1 failure to stop the Pack; and then the subsequent failure to do so).
I know what you are thinking. Fro. Dude. Put down the Dayquil capsules. Trust me, I think we win this thing. Some sort of mo-jo going on in Santa Clara. Something is in the air. Not sure what it is. But we should not be close. Really, the way the Pack is playing and the way our offense is playing, we should be dead. But inexplicably. We are not.
- I now agree with you.
3. We need somebody to make an explosive play with the football. That is not an excuse for the 49ers to make a spectacularly bad play, but instead, they need to make a good play.
- (PENDING)
- On que. Niner o-line allows Clay Matthews through the line. Sacks Kap, gives a bicep kiss at the end.
- Pinion punts a 29 yard punt.
I could have sworn to f**k's sake that I did not say the Niner's need to make bad plays.
- (STILL PENDING)
- (STILL f**kING PENDING!)
- FINALLY! AARON LYNCH SACKS AARON RODGERS! DOES THIS MAKE IT AN AARON ON AARON HATE CRIME? f**k IF I KNOW! BUT IT IS SOMETHING WHEN MY GUY, kap (YUP, I WENT LOWER-CASE UNBOLDED. BECAUSE WHEN YOU PLAY UNBOLD and SMALL, YOU GET THIS s**t FROM ME. I'M YOUR FAN AND YOU ARE STILL TRAMPLING ON MY BALLS! FOR THE LAST TIME. DUDE, STOP, TRAMPLING, ON, MAH, BALLS!).
- LYNCH! WHERE YOU BEEN, DOOT? I WAS CALLING THIS s**t EARLIER!???! WHATEVS! YOU GET THE BOLD!
4. In a moment of self-reflection, I have decided to not make any more in-game predictions while also composing a thread, while also sick.
5. I do not like the dialogue that Kap can't throw it. He can throw it. He can throw it to our dudes, to their dudes (Cardinals owe him a game check), and to any dude he damn well pleases. But we need to stop with the "he is a runner only," s**t. His problem is above the shoulders right now. God it is painful to watch. DON'T THINK, DUDE! JUST DO IT!
- Well, he listened. And threw a pick to Boldin who faced double coverage.
- THEN HE HITS SMITH! MAYBE HE IS ALIVE? MAYBE?!?! FOR f**k'S SAKE!?!??!
- Then I lose the stream. UGH.
Final Thoughts as the game winds down:
Man, oh man. Do we suck balls offensively. Kap is bad right now. O-line is bad, period. Troy Aikman might be right. Kap doesn't trust anything, right now.
- I am also in the camp of using Hayne as an H-back. People are not really giving him a chance to field clean punts. So, you move him about. He can, perhaps, be Delanie Walker for us. You don't know until you do it.
- GO PACK, GO CHANT IN OUR HOUSE? Yes, they travel well, but come on now.
FINAL THOUGHT:
TIME OF DEATH ON THE 2015-2016 SF 49ER SEASON: TODAY, RIGHT f**kING NOW.
They are discussing Aaron Rodgers as a Jeopardy champion....
'Nuff said.
I am Fropwns.
[ Edited by fropwns on Oct 4, 2015 at 4:30 PM ]