So from this day forward, Colin Kaepernick will now be known as... 'Bill Jennings'.
He's an angry Christian b*****d that eats babies, and punches the elderly! -He'll run up scoreboards, strangle the refs, take giant 'victory' dumps on the away team's 50 yard line, and be heralded as the most evil son of a b***h in sports history since Phil Jennings!
The Colin Kaepernick we once knew died sometime after 'that' Seattle game (some even say his soul slithered out his body on the way to the hospital). -Colin Kaepernick was a wimpy/silly kid that listened to Beats, and feared Jonathan Martin.
Now... there is only Bill Jennings, an evil/dark b*****d that's married to a slender/sexy blonde, that performs check-downs, second-reads, and back-alley abortions at 'visiting' tailgate parties.
It's your time Bill Jennings, 3 Superbowl trophies and 30 illegitimate kids to conquer!
