LMAO...
"I was at the WE WANT CARR game a few years back. As I consumed my fair share of Prohibitions, I felt the need to empty out my bladder. While standing in line to use the urinal, the guy pissing at the front of the line lights up a joint and takes a couple hits. He then casually sets the still lit joint on top of the urinal and walks away, the next guy in line picks it up and takes a couple hits as he is pissing too. This process gets repeated a few more times until the joint is finished (about 4 or 5 more random guys). These were guys who had most likely never seen each-other before. Just random guys sharing football, THC, bodily fluids, and germs in the most glorious form of social interaction known to men."
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Why the 49ers suck, 2014
Aug 21, 2014 at 8:49 PM
- awol36
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Aug 21, 2014 at 8:54 PM
- Giedi
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Aug 21, 2014 at 10:46 PM
- tondiman
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Originally posted by OregonNiner87:
What else is there to say, but it sorta cracks me up how lonely Patton looks. Sort of lax and it looks like his shoulders are sagging too.
I will never get over this.
30 endless second left to play..
4 huge downs..
and he throws it to crabs with three defenders on that side of the field.
Going to Patton, or even a short run would have been huge. He could have even faked the run to get one of the cb's to jump, and then go for the td throw.
Aug 21, 2014 at 11:15 PM
- Hoovtrain
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Originally posted by clifferz711:http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-san-francisco-49ers-1625046485
We got it pretty bad this year
You are so clever
Aug 27, 2014 at 9:38 PM
- LVJay
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How sod
Aug 27, 2014 at 11:19 PM
- kray28
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Originally posted by mkeniner:
Man, the Bowman pic and gif is low, even for this series. It seems more envy than mockery compared to the other ones I've read.
Yeah, I must totally be lacking a sense of humor because I found it:
1. Not funny
2. Quite mean spirited
Aug 28, 2014 at 2:45 AM
- DonnieDarko
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Originally posted by kray28:
Originally posted by mkeniner:
Man, the Bowman pic and gif is low, even for this series. It seems more envy than mockery compared to the other ones I've read.
Yeah, I must totally be lacking a sense of humor because I found it:
1. Not funny
2. Quite mean spirited
its okay, bowman will come back better than ever and win a SB ring this year
[ Edited by DonnieDarko on Aug 28, 2014 at 2:46 AM ]
Aug 28, 2014 at 3:18 AM
- Phil
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Originally posted by clifferz711:
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-san-francisco-49ers-1625046485
We got it pretty bad this year
It was funny. Some truths and some nonsense a*****ery. Every major city in America has football fans who are meat heads. Every football team has players who are meat heads. The guy who wrote that is a meat head. The internet.
Aug 28, 2014 at 5:58 AM
- luis1985
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Ouch. Some stuff there hurt because it's true. Pretty funny at the same time.
Aug 28, 2014 at 8:18 AM
- ayetee
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Originally posted by DonnieDarko:
I read about why we suck everyday on the comment section of ever 49er article...
I read about why we suck everyday on this forum from our own fellow "Fans".
Aug 28, 2014 at 10:04 AM
- PhillyNiner
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Originally posted by kray28:Pretty much...the Hockey ones are funny as hell because they play on all the in jokes fans have about their team, the silly s**t players do through the year and poke a little fun at how everyone sees your fanbase. The football version is just an excuse to be a*****es.
Originally posted by mkeniner:
Man, the Bowman pic and gif is low, even for this series. It seems more envy than mockery compared to the other ones I've read.
Yeah, I must totally be lacking a sense of humor because I found it:
1. Not funny
2. Quite mean spirited
Aug 28, 2014 at 12:46 PM
- Joecool
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Originally posted by tondiman:Originally posted by OregonNiner87:
What else is there to say, but it sorta cracks me up how lonely Patton looks. Sort of lax and it looks like his shoulders are sagging too.
I will never get over this.
30 endless second left to play..
4 huge downs..
and he throws it to crabs with three defenders on that side of the field.
Going to Patton, or even a short run would have been huge. He could have even faked the run to get one of the cb's to jump, and then go for the td throw.
Which is why we have noticed Kap knowing exactly where his check down has been this preseason. Looks like they were working on this.
Aug 29, 2014 at 5:57 AM
- PacTiger
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I don't know about the 49ers sucking this year but the defense scares me. 3/4 new secondary, at least 1 but possibly 2 starting LB's out for much of the beginning of the season and a new NT from last year. On the other side the o line is spooky with 2 new faces on the line until boone pops his head out of his arse, nothing we can do about kilgore except hope he has a great season.
All of that is a huge question mark, all of the new faces might play very well, who knows until the games begin.
All of that is a huge question mark, all of the new faces might play very well, who knows until the games begin.
Jan 6, 2015 at 6:10 PM
- TonyStarks
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Jan 6, 2015 at 7:06 PM
- NCommand
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Originally posted by fister30:
I don't know about the 49ers sucking this year but the defense scares me. 3/4 new secondary, at least 1 but possibly 2 starting LB's out for much of the beginning of the season and a new NT from last year. On the other side the o line is spooky with 2 new faces on the line until boone pops his head out of his arse, nothing we can do about kilgore except hope he has a great season.
All of that is a huge question mark, all of the new faces might play very well, who knows until the games begin.
Kind of cool to read this post now!