Originally posted by midrdan:Aldon Smith will be suspended for 11 games. Goodell will suspend him for the year, less the five from last year.
Four incidents, two involving alcohol, one involving guns and violence, one involving a bomb threat. It's like the guy went from being a danger to himself and another car full of people, to a danger to a house full of people, to a danger to an entire plane or airport. What is he going to do next, release the ebola virus in Seattle?
I'll give this a 6/10. I mean, you started trolling really well, but your "analysis" became flat and stale right around the second paragraph. Next time, don't copy other trolls. Try to find your own troll lane and once you do I'm sure you'll really shine.
Also, I noticed some shakiness in the dismount. Aldon releasing Ebola in Seattle? Worth a chuckle, but not much more than that.
Better luck next time.