Bringing heat may cause thermal burns.
And how would we "bring" the heat? Specifically, how would we transport it? Aldon carrying a lantern? Navorro getting military-grade special "flame on!" surgery with that ACL? Harness the fumes coming from every orifice on Jim Harbaughs body? Is any of this even legal, not only by NFL rules, but local, state, and federal law?
These are all questions to ponder as we head into the offseason.
[ Edited by DonJulio on Feb 4, 2014 at 4:31 PM ]