With the reinstatement of Michael Crabtree and the release of that guy with two last names who played in college somewhere (I think...although he may have been a cricket player...yeah cricket sounds right.) the question has been asked who will play QB should the unthinkable happen and Kaep 'Merica and Colt frolicking in the meadows McCoy get hurt in a game.
Some have said it will be Boldin since he played in High School, some have even been cheeky and said Harbaugh will toss around the old pig skin. However after conversing with my numerous organizational insiders and trading indiscreet favors for information I have a shocking revelation. The niners have been playing coy with us all season by "releasing" Brian Jennings. This was simply a time saving move to prepare him for a deeper more concrete role with the organization, he is our third QB and potential playoff savior.
You may think I'm crazy, but just know you heard it here first. If Kaep and McCoy go down. Don't be shocked if the living embodiment of a centaur takes the field. Praise be Brian Jennings.
[ Edited by OX49er253 on Nov 29, 2013 at 8:12 PM ]